Shell666 0 #26 March 29, 2007 QuoteQuoteI know ... you love me like bacon loves creamed corn .... or something like that. What does it mean that I love bacon but not creamed corn? Ask Rocky ... I have no clue. I think it means you're not a vegetarian. But it's her saying so what do I know. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #27 March 29, 2007 QuoteNah...I luv ya like a pig luvs corn!!!! Say my name beotch! You KNOW I Luv ya SweetPea!!! I love you Katee. And McBeth isn't a vegetarian. Thought you should know. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #28 March 29, 2007 QuoteKicked to the curb without a second thought..... and your insurance card was due next week.... I still think about you. Especially when driving down long lonely roads... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #29 March 29, 2007 QuoteWell, it's certainly the best offer I've had in a long time, just one question, do you make good sammiches I make the best sammiches. And i'll even let you eat them while going at it doggy style. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #30 March 29, 2007 QuoteQuoteWell, it's certainly the best offer I've had in a long time, just one question, do you make good sammiches I make the best sammiches. And i'll even let you eat them while going at it doggy style.Hey Raya De Luz, speaking of doggie style, remember this episode?... "...Suuuunshine has morals?..... bwahahahaha! So does... So does... So... So does my dog..... Bwahhahahahysterical laughter....RAOFLMAO" Sunshine Darling, I thought you were gonna marry me, for my ability to sit with you,make controlled docks, for my big... Truck... and for my... .....ummmmm............errrrrrrrrrrr........................ Unflinching honesty in seeing your true character Signed, Heartbroken Chile P.S. You two...three... ummm........... multiple timing whore! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #31 March 29, 2007 QuoteQuoteWell, it's certainly the best offer I've had in a long time, just one question, do you make good sammiches I make the best sammiches. And i'll even let you eat them while going at it doggy style. See I knew you were a good girl afterall! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbo 0 #32 March 29, 2007 QuoteQuotewith Rainbo. I've asked him to marry me and move to Costa Rica. Of course if he says yes i'll have to break off my engagement to wildcard. Somehow i doubt brandon remembers being engaged so i'm sure he won't mind if rainbo says yes!! Is this one of those "hidden meaning" dramatic leaving posts?? Kidding kidding ... your posts always make me laugh (not quite snorting like some people, but laughing nonetheless). Are you implying that the thought of someone wanting to marry me is somehow halarious, I'm deeply hurt and feeling the need for attention now. I mean it, really, anything, someone...Rainbo TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything "Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #33 March 29, 2007 QuoteAnd i'll even let you eat them while going at it doggy style. Does your ass come with a cup holder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #34 March 29, 2007 My hearts all a flutter.......Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #35 March 30, 2007 QuoteWell, it's certainly the best offer I've had in a long time, just one question, do you make good sammiches Okay you! I guess my offers of wild monkey sex aren't an exciting offer Was it the offer of eating sammiches off my naked stomach that turned you off?May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbo 0 #36 March 30, 2007 I only asked about sammiches Everyone else turned it into wild sex with sammiches Well it is DZ.com then isn't it And your offers at the top of my listRainbo TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything "Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #37 March 30, 2007 QuoteDoes your ass come with a cup holder? Nope, but i can balance a cup on my head. I got mad skillz baby. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fozz 0 #38 March 30, 2007 Sunny I'm hurt I thought we were going to get married at LP and hit all 50 states to jump and get roadhead mmm... ...guess I ll drink a lot more at LP... ...where should a single nice guy camp?John Fosgate "In the end, its always best to choose the hard right over the easy wrong." LouDiamond MB 4310 www.N3Racing.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #39 March 30, 2007 Quote...where should a single nice guy camp Skydive chicago Dude, you disappeared from the forums how was i to know you still wanted me!! Oh, and i can't make it to LP since my job sucks ass and won't let me go. Any chance i can quit and have you support me??? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #40 March 30, 2007 QuoteNope, but i can balance a cup on my head. I got mad skillz baby. Just make sure you can simultaneously balance the ash tray on your ass and it'll work out I think. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #41 March 30, 2007 QuoteQuoteAnd i'll even let you eat them while going at it doggy style. Does your ass come with a cup holder? And an ASS Tray ?*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fozz 0 #42 March 30, 2007 Yes but you'll have to move to CA and spend at least a week per month tied to my bed My best friend in the whole world lives in Crystal Lake so Skydive Chicago is doable you could have called too QuoteQuote...where should a single nice guy camp Skydive chicago Any chance i can quit and have you support me??? John Fosgate "In the end, its always best to choose the hard right over the easy wrong." LouDiamond MB 4310 www.N3Racing.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #43 March 30, 2007 so can we still be FWB?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #44 March 30, 2007 Quoteso can we still be FWB? You'll have to ask rainbo, but he's a nice guy so i think he'll say yes. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #45 March 30, 2007 QuoteYes but you'll have to move to CA and spend at least a week per month tied to my bed Umm i'm thinking thats not a problemo. QuoteMy best friend in the whole world lives in Crystal Lake so Skydive Chicago is doable Thats cool cause i lived in Round Lake when i was a kid. Quoteyou could have called too I called 1-900-hot-fuck but they said you weren't available. Did i get your number wrong? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
