chaoskitty 0 #1 March 29, 2007 My FAA issued bottle opener keychain broke. This is my official notice to the FAA that I'm very upset about not being able to open my beer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #2 March 29, 2007 QuoteWhat did you expect? It's from the government...I'm surprised it worked at all. Don't forget the FAA motto..."We're not happy until you're not happy!" I'll see if I can find some more to send you. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tmaricle55 0 #3 March 29, 2007 Sorry I missed you!!! Hope to see you soon!! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #4 March 29, 2007 You'd think if the FAA could do ONE thing right, it would be bottle openers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #5 March 29, 2007 judging from most of the FAA people that I work with, their bottles need rubber nipples, not openersI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #6 March 29, 2007 So what you're saying is that they're a bunch of titty babies?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites goofyjumper 0 #7 March 29, 2007 QuoteMy FAA issued bottle opener keychain broke. This is my official notice to the FAA that I'm very upset about not being able to open my beer. At least it wasn't a plane that broke.----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #8 March 29, 2007 You're right. Maybe I should get a "Lockheed-Martin" issued bottle opener. It will probably only cost them $0.05 , and me $5,000. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #9 March 29, 2007 OK, Bob-we have a mission in Lakeland-find Kitty all of the bottle openers that we can. Surely a few vendors will be giving them out...and come see me, we'll have hats this year and a head like yours should be coveredI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites goofyjumper 0 #10 March 29, 2007 QuoteYou're right. Maybe I should get a "Lockheed-Martin" issued bottle opener. It will probably only cost them $0.05 , and me $5,000. Very true!----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #11 March 29, 2007 QuoteYou'd think if the FAA could do ONE thing right, it would be bottle openers... They don't need them - all the half gallons and fifths come with twist offs.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #12 March 29, 2007 Bummer. I have a freebie Asahi keychain bottle opener that I got 10 years ago at a sushi restaurant. Hasn't broken so far. Must be that Japanese product quality."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PsychoBob 0 #13 March 30, 2007 ***OK, Bob-we have a mission in Lakeland-find Kitty all of the bottle openers that we can. QuoteHE HE HE! Me likey that idea."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PsychoBob 0 #14 March 30, 2007 ***Sorry I missed you!!! Hope to see you soon!! QuoteI'll forgive you this time but it better not happen again or you're getting a spanking! I'll see you at the mountain boogie for sure!"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #15 March 30, 2007 Hey when are y'all going to be in Lakeland? I'm thinking maybe a RoamingRV trip. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tmaricle55 0 #16 March 30, 2007 Let me know when the next one is... I am due a road trip since I was sick for the last one!! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PsychoBob 0 #17 March 30, 2007 Come on down! I'll be at Zhills April 12-14, Lakeland 14-23 and then back over to Zhills 24-27 and then up to Palatka on the 28 . I'll give you a call this weekend and give you the deatils."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #18 March 30, 2007 QuoteMy FAA issued bottle opener keychain broke. This is my official notice to the FAA that I'm very upset about not being able to open my beer. That's just WRONG! They killed your buzz... Those Bastards !*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #19 March 30, 2007 QuoteHey when are y'all going to be in Lakeland? I'm thinking maybe a RoamingRV trip. Lakeland is the Sun-N-Fun Fly-In. If you're serious, let me know what day and I'll see if I have any passes left by thenI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micduran 0 #20 March 30, 2007 QuoteMy FAA issued bottle opener keychain broke. This is my official notice to the FAA that I'm very upset about not being able to open my beer. I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did. All you need is a corkscrew anyway! Or better yet, buy the wine in a box. Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #21 March 30, 2007 We used to go every year.Have not been in a while.I'm checking the schedule. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
tmaricle55 0 #3 March 29, 2007 Sorry I missed you!!! Hope to see you soon!! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #4 March 29, 2007 You'd think if the FAA could do ONE thing right, it would be bottle openers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #5 March 29, 2007 judging from most of the FAA people that I work with, their bottles need rubber nipples, not openersI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #6 March 29, 2007 So what you're saying is that they're a bunch of titty babies?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #7 March 29, 2007 QuoteMy FAA issued bottle opener keychain broke. This is my official notice to the FAA that I'm very upset about not being able to open my beer. At least it wasn't a plane that broke.----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #8 March 29, 2007 You're right. Maybe I should get a "Lockheed-Martin" issued bottle opener. It will probably only cost them $0.05 , and me $5,000. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #9 March 29, 2007 OK, Bob-we have a mission in Lakeland-find Kitty all of the bottle openers that we can. Surely a few vendors will be giving them out...and come see me, we'll have hats this year and a head like yours should be coveredI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #10 March 29, 2007 QuoteYou're right. Maybe I should get a "Lockheed-Martin" issued bottle opener. It will probably only cost them $0.05 , and me $5,000. Very true!----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #11 March 29, 2007 QuoteYou'd think if the FAA could do ONE thing right, it would be bottle openers... They don't need them - all the half gallons and fifths come with twist offs.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #12 March 29, 2007 Bummer. I have a freebie Asahi keychain bottle opener that I got 10 years ago at a sushi restaurant. Hasn't broken so far. Must be that Japanese product quality."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #13 March 30, 2007 ***OK, Bob-we have a mission in Lakeland-find Kitty all of the bottle openers that we can. QuoteHE HE HE! Me likey that idea."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PsychoBob 0 #14 March 30, 2007 ***Sorry I missed you!!! Hope to see you soon!! QuoteI'll forgive you this time but it better not happen again or you're getting a spanking! I'll see you at the mountain boogie for sure!"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #15 March 30, 2007 Hey when are y'all going to be in Lakeland? I'm thinking maybe a RoamingRV trip. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tmaricle55 0 #16 March 30, 2007 Let me know when the next one is... I am due a road trip since I was sick for the last one!! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PsychoBob 0 #17 March 30, 2007 Come on down! I'll be at Zhills April 12-14, Lakeland 14-23 and then back over to Zhills 24-27 and then up to Palatka on the 28 . I'll give you a call this weekend and give you the deatils."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #18 March 30, 2007 QuoteMy FAA issued bottle opener keychain broke. This is my official notice to the FAA that I'm very upset about not being able to open my beer. That's just WRONG! They killed your buzz... Those Bastards !*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #19 March 30, 2007 QuoteHey when are y'all going to be in Lakeland? I'm thinking maybe a RoamingRV trip. Lakeland is the Sun-N-Fun Fly-In. If you're serious, let me know what day and I'll see if I have any passes left by thenI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micduran 0 #20 March 30, 2007 QuoteMy FAA issued bottle opener keychain broke. This is my official notice to the FAA that I'm very upset about not being able to open my beer. I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did. All you need is a corkscrew anyway! Or better yet, buy the wine in a box. Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #21 March 30, 2007 We used to go every year.Have not been in a while.I'm checking the schedule. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
PsychoBob 0 #14 March 30, 2007 ***Sorry I missed you!!! Hope to see you soon!! QuoteI'll forgive you this time but it better not happen again or you're getting a spanking! I'll see you at the mountain boogie for sure!"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #15 March 30, 2007 Hey when are y'all going to be in Lakeland? I'm thinking maybe a RoamingRV trip. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tmaricle55 0 #16 March 30, 2007 Let me know when the next one is... I am due a road trip since I was sick for the last one!! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PsychoBob 0 #17 March 30, 2007 Come on down! I'll be at Zhills April 12-14, Lakeland 14-23 and then back over to Zhills 24-27 and then up to Palatka on the 28 . I'll give you a call this weekend and give you the deatils."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #18 March 30, 2007 QuoteMy FAA issued bottle opener keychain broke. This is my official notice to the FAA that I'm very upset about not being able to open my beer. That's just WRONG! They killed your buzz... Those Bastards !*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #19 March 30, 2007 QuoteHey when are y'all going to be in Lakeland? I'm thinking maybe a RoamingRV trip. Lakeland is the Sun-N-Fun Fly-In. If you're serious, let me know what day and I'll see if I have any passes left by thenI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micduran 0 #20 March 30, 2007 QuoteMy FAA issued bottle opener keychain broke. This is my official notice to the FAA that I'm very upset about not being able to open my beer. I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did. All you need is a corkscrew anyway! Or better yet, buy the wine in a box. Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #21 March 30, 2007 We used to go every year.Have not been in a while.I'm checking the schedule. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
CSpenceFLY 1 #15 March 30, 2007 Hey when are y'all going to be in Lakeland? I'm thinking maybe a RoamingRV trip. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #16 March 30, 2007 Let me know when the next one is... I am due a road trip since I was sick for the last one!! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #17 March 30, 2007 Come on down! I'll be at Zhills April 12-14, Lakeland 14-23 and then back over to Zhills 24-27 and then up to Palatka on the 28 . I'll give you a call this weekend and give you the deatils."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #18 March 30, 2007 QuoteMy FAA issued bottle opener keychain broke. This is my official notice to the FAA that I'm very upset about not being able to open my beer. That's just WRONG! They killed your buzz... Those Bastards !*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #19 March 30, 2007 QuoteHey when are y'all going to be in Lakeland? I'm thinking maybe a RoamingRV trip. Lakeland is the Sun-N-Fun Fly-In. If you're serious, let me know what day and I'll see if I have any passes left by thenI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #20 March 30, 2007 QuoteMy FAA issued bottle opener keychain broke. This is my official notice to the FAA that I'm very upset about not being able to open my beer. I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did. All you need is a corkscrew anyway! Or better yet, buy the wine in a box. Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #21 March 30, 2007 We used to go every year.Have not been in a while.I'm checking the schedule. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
