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turtlespeed 212
QuoteI cannot believe no one saw my link.
I can't see your intranet. No workie for my browsie
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
kbordson 8
QuoteQuoteCall your doctor, It is always the other parents fault,
and of course you should feel Ashamed!! No normal person would ever do that.
Dr. Bordson won't take my calls anymore and the restraining order is still in effect.
Dude... you could have just TOLD me that you didn't like the crop. No need to have gotten that restraining order.
by the way, does internet communications violate your "zone of safety" (if it does... remember, just say "cucumber")
And back to your original post:
1. We talked about that... That's not a medical issue, it's a psychiatric issue.
2. Your mom was right for grounding you that time that you decided to sneak out, steal her car, buy a hooker and run to Vegas. (hard to believe that was just last week)
3. You can call it face paint if you don't wanna call it makeup, but "personal chemical use" is a bit over the top.
4. Careful about that - grue might think you're "that kind"
5. You shouldn't feel that! That's what the lidocaine was for!!
turtlespeed 212
QuoteQuoteI told you - I don't marry or even entertain proposals on the fifth date, we have to wait until at least the 6th or so. Be patient
Those were dates??? more like exposures!
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Yeah, I'm going to have to pretend I didn't hear that.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
guppie01 0
QuoteQuoteQuoteI told you - I don't marry or even entertain proposals on the fifth date, we have to wait until at least the 6th or so. Be patient
Those were dates??? more like exposures!
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Yeah, I'm going to have to pretend I didn't hear that.
You're OOOOOOLLLLLLLLD GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEG.....
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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?
QuoteCan I have some advice on
1) Medical Issues
2) Child Rearing dillemas
3) Personal Chemical Use/Non Use
4) Body Art
5) How I should REALLY feel.
Thank you.
I appreciate this so much!
1.) Ask Doc
2.) I have four kids...that is my delimma
3.) You can always live better through chemistry
4.)
5.) Prairie is coming up...so, it can't be that bad
DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!
turtlespeed 212
QuoteQuoteCan I have some advice on
1) Medical Issues
2) Child Rearing dillemas
3) Personal Chemical Use/Non Use
4) Body Art
5) How I should REALLY feel.
Thank you.
I appreciate this so much!
1.) Ask Doc
2.) I have four kids...that is my delimma
3.) You can always live better through chemistry
4.)
5.) Prairie is coming up...so, it can't be that bad
119 Sleeps
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
QuoteQuoteQuoteCan I have some advice on
1) Medical Issues
2) Child Rearing dillemas
3) Personal Chemical Use/Non Use
4) Body Art
5) How I should REALLY feel.
Thank you.
I appreciate this so much!
1.) Ask Doc
2.) I have four kids...that is my delimma
3.) You can always live better through chemistry
4.)
5.) Prairie is coming up...so, it can't be that bad
119 Sleeps
Believe me, I am crossing the days off my calendar - X does mark the spot
DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!
PLFXpert 0
Certainly...
1. Take a pill or two
2. Just say no.
3. Not to be confused with #2. Whatever floats your boat (or Turtle, in your case, "dingy").
4. Yes it is.
5. See label on #1.
1. Take a pill or two
2. Just say no.
3. Not to be confused with #2. Whatever floats your boat (or Turtle, in your case, "dingy").
4. Yes it is.
5. See label on #1.
Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
turtlespeed 212
QuoteQuoteQuoteCall your doctor, It is always the other parents fault,
and of course you should feel Ashamed!! No normal person would ever do that.
Dr. Bordson won't take my calls anymore and the restraining order is still in effect.
Dude... you could have just TOLD me that you didn't like the crop. No need to have gotten that restraining order.
by the way, does internet communications violate your "zone of safety" (if it does... remember, just say "cucumber")
And back to your original post:
1. We talked about that... That's not a medical issue, it's a psychiatric issue.
but you said nymphomania was something that we could take care of "On an inpatient basis".
2. Your mom was right for grounding you that time that you decided to sneak out, steal her car, buy a hooker and run to Vegas. (hard to believe that was just last week)
She wasn't a hooker - she was a STRIPPER . . . and she let me snort right off her ass - so you can kinda understand . . .
3. You can call it face paint if you don't wanna call it makeup, but "personal chemical use" is a bit over the top.
You see, everytime you trust a woman that BEGS to try something on the WILD side . . . she goes right off and tells the world. You seemed to like it - what you racked up like a seven or eight on the "O" Scale
4. Careful about that - grue might think you're "that kind"
God I hope so.
5. You shouldn't feel that! That's what the lidocaine was for!!
I shouldn't What?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
kbordson 8
Quoteby the way, does internet communications violate your "zone of safety" (if it does... remember, just say "cucumber")
And back to your original post:
1. We talked about that... That's not a medical issue, it's a psychiatric issue.
but you said nymphomania was something that we could take care of "On an inpatient basis".
"inpatient" .... "impatient".... sounds the same.
2. Your mom was right for grounding you that time that you decided to sneak out, steal her car, buy a hooker and run to Vegas. (hard to believe that was just last week)
She wasn't a hooker - she was a STRIPPER . . . and she let me snort right off her ass - so you can kinda understand . . .
Ummm... dude. He was a hooker. When you were doing that line... you didn't notice the ass hairs?
3. You can call it face paint if you don't wanna call it makeup, but "personal chemical use" is a bit over the top.
You see, everytime you trust a woman that BEGS to try something on the WILD side . . . she goes right off and tells the world. You seemed to like it - what you racked up like a seven or eight on the "O" Scale
Well... why wouldn't I want to tell? An "O" on the level of an eight - HELL YEAH I'd be telling!!
4. Careful about that - grue might think you're "that kind"
God I hope so.
He might be scared now.....
5. You shouldn't feel that! That's what the lidocaine was for!!
I shouldn't What?
[innocent voice] Nothing[/innocent voice]
sunshine 2
I got those questions on a daily basis. Along with what to do if there is a UFO or someone steals a turkey out of your oven. God i need a new job.
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meow
I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!
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meow
I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!
brits17 0
Hahaha, you folks are funny
1) You should work out to avoid medical issues. And smoke marijuana, the doctor prescribe that here.
2)Rebecca had the correct advice.
3)Hazardous material. Proceed with caution.
4)Don't fuck it up or else you'll be really sorry.
5)Shout it out, loud and proud.
I know you appreciate me, and I appreciate you, I yelled that, now you should too. Do it NOW!
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aerialkinetics.com
QuoteCan I have some advice on
1) Medical Issues
2) Child Rearing dillemas
3) Personal Chemical Use/Non Use
4) Body Art
5) How I should REALLY feel.
Thank you.
I appreciate this so much!
1) You should work out to avoid medical issues. And smoke marijuana, the doctor prescribe that here.
2)Rebecca had the correct advice.
3)Hazardous material. Proceed with caution.
4)Don't fuck it up or else you'll be really sorry.
5)Shout it out, loud and proud.
I know you appreciate me, and I appreciate you, I yelled that, now you should too. Do it NOW!
_______________________
aerialkinetics.com
McBeth 0
Does this mean I can have a pet Leprechaun?
brits17 0
PM sent. Thats for private conversation only.
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aerialkinetics.com
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aerialkinetics.com
Threads like this make me miss DZ.com
PMS #62
Zarza R[red
PMS #62
Zarza R[red
QuoteCan I have some advice on
1) Medical Issues
2) Child Rearing dillemas
3) Personal Chemical Use/Non Use
4) Body Art
5) How I should REALLY feel.
Thank you.
I appreciate this so much!
Jack off in the shower!!! It does wonders for everything on your list.
Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
turtlespeed 212
QuoteDoes this mean I can have a pet Leprechaun?
Absolutely - What flavor do you want - Texas Mike wants the cherry flavored ones.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
McBeth 0
The caramel flavored ones are my favoriteQuoteQuoteDoes this mean I can have a pet Leprechaun?
Absolutely - What flavor do you want - Texas Mike wants the cherry flavored ones.
"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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