Deuce 1 #1 April 19, 2007 The previous sequential record was set today however many years ago. I was on the Casa with Kevin and DeBar. We set the old record on the very last jump. It was so funny and cool at the same time. I had planned on taking Guy out when it Fubar'd, but amazingly it didn't. It was on my list of skydiving things I wanted to accomplish. Get a record. With friends. Anyhow, while dirt-diving with about a hunnerd-fiddy other aspirants, this crazed redhead charges across the field and humps my leg, bringing the whole process to a halt. My buddies were amazed that I could get anybody, let alone this crazed hottie, to pay my homely self any attention at all. And Mary has been a very good friend of mine ever since. The record was a high point. So was meeting Mary, at about the same level. Probably more, since the record has been beaten, but Mary Santangelo is still one of my bestest friends. Lucky me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #2 April 19, 2007 If there isnt a pic it didnt happen!!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFKING 3 #3 April 19, 2007 You have an inner beauty. If I was a crazed hottie, I'd hump your leg. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #4 April 19, 2007 Ah, there is a pic. And I have it somewhere. The Important Thing is that it happenend. I really don't gaf if no one else knows. Me and my buds do. Mary rocks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #5 April 19, 2007 And thanks, Don. How cool that we have shaken hands. (somewhere, I think?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #6 April 19, 2007 QuoteIf there isnt a pic it didnt happen!! So I guess this means you don't exist??? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #7 April 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteIf there isnt a pic it didnt happen!! So I guess this means you don't exist??? g Well said, Gia girl!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkymonkeyONE 4 #8 April 19, 2007 QuoteAnd thanks, Don. How cool that we have shaken hands. (somewhere, I think?) You have shaken Don's hand? Amazing. Don is a pretty cool fellow. I didn't give him a hat, though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #9 April 19, 2007 Rock on, MonoUno! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CanuckInUSA 0 #10 April 19, 2007 Quotebut Mary Santangelo is still one of my bestest friends Mar rocks!!! Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 259 #11 April 19, 2007 Quote Anyhow, while dirt-diving with about a hunnerd-fiddy other aspirants, this crazed redhead charges across the field and humps my leg, bringing the whole process to a halt. My buddies were amazed that I could get anybody, let alone this crazed hottie, to pay my homely self any attention at all. And Mary has been a very good friend of mine ever since. You're welcome. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyangel2 2 #12 April 19, 2007 Blame it on the Bytch. She dared me to do it. Now I've learned my lesson, don't hang out with that gal, she makes you do things you would normally not do, cause we all know what an I am.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #13 April 19, 2007 LMAO...Mar you are so funny. I miss all of you guys. HUGS around -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #14 April 19, 2007 Now Now Mary don't go blaming the Bytch. I'm sure you asked her first "you dare me to go hump his leg." I have never seen bytch instigate or cause any kind of commotion. Oh, wait I forgot about Prairie and the quad see was trying to run people down with. Go ahead and blame her. CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites arlo 0 #15 April 19, 2007 i think you're ALL a bunch of fucking trouble makers and should really reconsider how you conduct yourselves in public. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFKING 3 #16 April 20, 2007 Quotei think you're ALL a bunch of fucking trouble makers and should really reconsider how you conduct yourselves not be allowed out in public without adequate supervision. "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #17 April 20, 2007 Quote Quote i think you're ALL a bunch of fucking trouble makers and should really reconsider how you conduct yourselves not be allowed out in public without adequate supervision. Like Arlo is capable of supervising. Geez, like anyone here is capable -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites diablopilot 2 #18 April 21, 2007 I'd tell you what Mar's done to me, but the pure shock of the moment has erased my memory of all events..... probaly safer if I'm ever called upon to testify. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skytash 0 #19 April 22, 2007 she's only done nice things for me, like flying me into my slot on a 120-way and on a different occasion pointing out someone's trailer to me tash mmm - perhaps she's sexist and does nice things for us chicks and only embarrases the boys? Don't ever save anything for a special occasion. Being alive is a special occasion. Avril Sloe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 26 #20 April 22, 2007 Quote i think you're ALL a bunch of fucking trouble makers and should really reconsider how you conduct yourselves in public. Thats why I stayed away from Mar last time I was in Denver... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites riddler 0 #21 April 23, 2007 Quote If there isnt a pic it didnt happen!! If we could just get someone to follow Mary around with a camera 24/7, we'd have a pretty decent reality TV show.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #22 April 23, 2007 Quote Quote If there isnt a pic it didnt happen!! If we could just get someone to follow Mary around with a camera 24/7, we'd have a pretty decent reality TV show. Trust me...SHE has the pictures as that woman takes pics all the time. She even has a few of the two of us, not that we were doing anything or anything like that. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #23 April 23, 2007 Quote Quote Quote i think you're ALL a bunch of fucking trouble makers and should really reconsider how you conduct yourselves not be allowed out in public without adequate supervision. Like Arlo is capable of supervising. Geez, like anyone here is capable I could supervise.Right?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. 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skydemon2 0 #2 April 19, 2007 If there isnt a pic it didnt happen!!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #3 April 19, 2007 You have an inner beauty. If I was a crazed hottie, I'd hump your leg. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #4 April 19, 2007 Ah, there is a pic. And I have it somewhere. The Important Thing is that it happenend. I really don't gaf if no one else knows. Me and my buds do. Mary rocks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #5 April 19, 2007 And thanks, Don. How cool that we have shaken hands. (somewhere, I think?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #6 April 19, 2007 QuoteIf there isnt a pic it didnt happen!! So I guess this means you don't exist??? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #7 April 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteIf there isnt a pic it didnt happen!! So I guess this means you don't exist??? g Well said, Gia girl!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #8 April 19, 2007 QuoteAnd thanks, Don. How cool that we have shaken hands. (somewhere, I think?) You have shaken Don's hand? Amazing. Don is a pretty cool fellow. I didn't give him a hat, though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #10 April 19, 2007 Quotebut Mary Santangelo is still one of my bestest friends Mar rocks!!! Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #11 April 19, 2007 Quote Anyhow, while dirt-diving with about a hunnerd-fiddy other aspirants, this crazed redhead charges across the field and humps my leg, bringing the whole process to a halt. My buddies were amazed that I could get anybody, let alone this crazed hottie, to pay my homely self any attention at all. And Mary has been a very good friend of mine ever since. You're welcome. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #12 April 19, 2007 Blame it on the Bytch. She dared me to do it. Now I've learned my lesson, don't hang out with that gal, she makes you do things you would normally not do, cause we all know what an I am.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #13 April 19, 2007 LMAO...Mar you are so funny. I miss all of you guys. HUGS around -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #14 April 19, 2007 Now Now Mary don't go blaming the Bytch. I'm sure you asked her first "you dare me to go hump his leg." I have never seen bytch instigate or cause any kind of commotion. Oh, wait I forgot about Prairie and the quad see was trying to run people down with. Go ahead and blame her. CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arlo 0 #15 April 19, 2007 i think you're ALL a bunch of fucking trouble makers and should really reconsider how you conduct yourselves in public. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #16 April 20, 2007 Quotei think you're ALL a bunch of fucking trouble makers and should really reconsider how you conduct yourselves not be allowed out in public without adequate supervision. "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #17 April 20, 2007 Quote Quote i think you're ALL a bunch of fucking trouble makers and should really reconsider how you conduct yourselves not be allowed out in public without adequate supervision. Like Arlo is capable of supervising. Geez, like anyone here is capable -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #18 April 21, 2007 I'd tell you what Mar's done to me, but the pure shock of the moment has erased my memory of all events..... probaly safer if I'm ever called upon to testify. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skytash 0 #19 April 22, 2007 she's only done nice things for me, like flying me into my slot on a 120-way and on a different occasion pointing out someone's trailer to me tash mmm - perhaps she's sexist and does nice things for us chicks and only embarrases the boys? Don't ever save anything for a special occasion. Being alive is a special occasion. Avril Sloe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 26 #20 April 22, 2007 Quote i think you're ALL a bunch of fucking trouble makers and should really reconsider how you conduct yourselves in public. Thats why I stayed away from Mar last time I was in Denver... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #21 April 23, 2007 Quote If there isnt a pic it didnt happen!! If we could just get someone to follow Mary around with a camera 24/7, we'd have a pretty decent reality TV show.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #22 April 23, 2007 Quote Quote If there isnt a pic it didnt happen!! If we could just get someone to follow Mary around with a camera 24/7, we'd have a pretty decent reality TV show. Trust me...SHE has the pictures as that woman takes pics all the time. She even has a few of the two of us, not that we were doing anything or anything like that. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #23 April 23, 2007 Quote Quote Quote i think you're ALL a bunch of fucking trouble makers and should really reconsider how you conduct yourselves not be allowed out in public without adequate supervision. Like Arlo is capable of supervising. Geez, like anyone here is capable I could supervise.Right?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
