BillyVance 34 #26 May 14, 2007 Probably a Malibu. Batista and Undertaker, pro wrestlers were at a bar. Batista: Gimme a Malibu. Undertaker: What the fuck is a Malibu? Give him a Jack Daniels. You can't argue with a 6'-11" 300 lb guy. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #27 May 14, 2007 Ya know.... sometimes it's good being a chick - I can order a Malibu if I want wonderful sweet rum. I can order a Guiness if I just wanna relax. I can order a tequila or a Long Island if I just want alcohol... And nobody questions my womanliness..... (now... when it comes to stupid purses and facials and stuff....) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #28 May 14, 2007 Sloppy blow jobDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #29 May 14, 2007 A Midori Sour... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #30 May 14, 2007 Stawberry Daquiri _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #31 May 14, 2007 Quotea blowjob shot. 1/4 oz Bailey's® Irish cream 1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur Add to that whipped cream on top ! tha'd be gay. I hear they're pretty good tho! The gayest I can think of " a c**k sucking cowboy "``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steveorino 7 #32 May 14, 2007 Quote Stawberry Daquiri Evidently. After a week of margaritas and white russians in Cancun, I asked my waiter for a daquiri. He sneered at me with the "machismo" most Mexican waiters think they have and said, "I'll bring you a man's drink" I don't remember what it was, but it was pretty good. But I don't worry about my masculinity so much I can't order the drink I want. steveOrino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #33 May 14, 2007 White wine spritzer -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #34 May 14, 2007 Velvet Hammer. The older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #35 May 14, 2007 Do you realize all those 'poof' drinks are just as strong, if not stronger then most of the beer the "manly men" drink? Lots of the poof drinks are 5-7%, beer is 4-5%. I like the hard ciders, my favorite brand being "K", and it is 7%. So, before you mock the drink, first find out if it is even stronger then your Budweiser or Bud Light. Heinekein is one of the stronger beers out there, it comes in about 5.4%. But Budweiser 5%, Bud Light 4.2%. Even those Smirnoff "Green Tea" coolers are 5%. Hey, it may be 'girlie' or poofie, but alcohol is alcohol. Whether its Tequila or Peach Schnapps, it will still get you drunk when you have enough of it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elias123 0 #36 May 14, 2007 cranberry juice"In a mad world, only the mad are sane" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #37 May 14, 2007 Quote Quote Strawberry Daquiri Evidently. After a week of margaritas and white russians in Cancun, I asked my waiter for a daquiri. He sneered at me with the "machismo" most Mexican waiters think they have and said, "I'll bring you a man's drink" I don't remember what it was, but it was pretty good. But I don't worry about my masculinity so much I can't order the drink I want. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #38 May 15, 2007 His lisp didn't give you a clue Everyone knows all homos lisp. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #39 May 15, 2007 Quote Hith lithp didn't give you a clue Everyone knowth all homoth lithp. Fixed that for ya.... *ducks and runs* Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #40 May 15, 2007 Where's the single finger salute imoticon? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funkcanna 0 #41 May 15, 2007 Baby cham or CarlingTo know requires proof To believe requires evidence To have faith requires neither. If you stick with that, we'll never be confused again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pullhigh 0 #42 May 15, 2007 O'Douls.... nuff said Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #43 May 15, 2007 Quote Where's the single finger salute imoticon? So I'm still #1 in your book?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #44 May 15, 2007 Semen!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #45 May 15, 2007 I dunno, what are you drinking these days! ROTFLMAO! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #46 May 15, 2007 any drink he orders for his boyfriend i guesshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
