wingnut 0 #26 January 6, 2003 what fun would that be then???? it's all about the personalinteraction with my victm, ahm, i mean joke listener...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BPO 0 #27 January 6, 2003 Am I the only one then who doesn't 'get' the joke? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #29 January 6, 2003 thats b/c he didnt post the ACTUAL punchline. he really has to tell you in person!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #30 January 6, 2003 A guy walks into the supermarket and buys the following items: a pack of smokes a bar of soap a loaf of bread an apple a frozen single-serve lasagne dinner The checkout girl looks at him, smiles, and says: "Single, huh?" He smiles and replies: "Yeah. However did you guess?" She explains: "Because you're so fuckin' ugly."Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BPO 0 #31 January 6, 2003 Thanks JT, now I can sleep again without re-repeating the punchline and don't get it.. time after time.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #32 January 6, 2003 An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up. So the daughter did and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend and he said "My hands are freezing cold. The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up. So he did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up. So he did and warmed his nose. The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies "Well, they make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #33 January 6, 2003 Quote I know about the Mennonite jumpers, they're still trying to get black painted hub caps and bumpers on our plane so there Decon says they can ride in it 1st. The Knights have those black jumpsuits/rigs with white gloves. Coincidence? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #34 January 20, 2003 A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know that you have a steering wheel sticking out of your crotch?" The pirate replies, "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #35 January 20, 2003 A guy walk into a bar, know what he says? Ow. Two guys walk into a bar.... - Jim"Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #36 January 20, 2003 Q. Where can you find a dog with no arms or legs? A. Right where you left it."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,394 #37 January 20, 2003 (gotta say this one out loud for it to work.) What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs or genitals? Still no f**king eye deer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #38 January 20, 2003 QuoteQ. Where can you find a dog with no arms or legs? A. Right where you left it. A dog with arms? I support the right to arm bears, but not dogs. Know what you call a dog with legs? Doesn't matter, it won't come. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #39 May 23, 2007 Quote Quote Q. Where can you find a dog with no arms or legs? A. Right where you left it. A dog with arms? I support the right to arm bears, but not dogs. Know what you call a dog with legs? Doesn't matter, it won't come. I thought it was a CAT with legs?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #40 May 23, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Q. Where can you find a dog with no arms or legs? A. Right where you left it. A dog with arms? I support the right to arm bears, but not dogs. Know what you call a dog with legs? Doesn't matter, it won't come. I thought it was a CAT with legs?! There you go thinking againSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #41 May 23, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Q. Where can you find a dog with no arms or legs? A. Right where you left it. A dog with arms? I support the right to arm bears, but not dogs. Know what you call a dog with legs? Doesn't matter, it won't come. I thought it was a CAT with legs?! There you go thinking again I'm sorry Noob...you can't reply to this thread...it was started before you were JUMPING! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #42 May 23, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Q. Where can you find a dog with no arms or legs? A. Right where you left it. A dog with arms? I support the right to arm bears, but not dogs. Know what you call a dog with legs? Doesn't matter, it won't come. I thought it was a CAT with legs?! There you go thinking again I'm sorry Noob...you can't reply to this thread...it was started before you were JUMPING! Hell, I'd comment on some of the threads from when you were a noobie, but I can't decipher the heiroglyphics!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #43 May 23, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Q. Where can you find a dog with no arms or legs? A. Right where you left it. A dog with arms? I support the right to arm bears, but not dogs. Know what you call a dog with legs? Doesn't matter, it won't come. I thought it was a CAT with legs?! There you go thinking again I'm sorry Noob...you can't reply to this thread...it was started before you were JUMPING! Hell, I'd comment on some of the threads from when you were a noobie, but I can't decipher the heiroglyphics! Apparently can't SPELL it either Back on the bench rookie, we'll call ya when we need a wind dummy! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #44 May 23, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Q. Where can you find a dog with no arms or legs? A. Right where you left it. A dog with arms? I support the right to arm bears, but not dogs. Know what you call a dog with legs? Doesn't matter, it won't come. I thought it was a CAT with legs?! There you go thinking again I'm sorry Noob...you can't reply to this thread...it was started before you were JUMPING! Hell, I'd comment on some of the threads from when you were a noobie, but I can't decipher the heiroglyphics! Apparently can't SPELL it either Back on the bench rookie, wheel call ya when we need a wind dummy! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rocketscientist 0 #45 May 23, 2007 a fish swims into a cement wall. damMy inner child is a mean little fucker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #46 May 23, 2007 What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russle. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #47 May 23, 2007 Did you hear about the two Irshmen who walked out of a bar? I never heard of such a thing either. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #48 May 23, 2007 I highly recommend the duck joke Wingnut. It was great slurring at you the other night on the phone. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #49 May 23, 2007 Quote...Two cannibals are eating a clown, One says to the other... "This taste funny to you?" Damn, dude-this was your first Bonfire post-you even started with an old jokeI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #50 May 23, 2007 what do you call a guy no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
