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I know about the Mennonite jumpers,
they're still trying to get black painted hub caps and bumpers on our plane so there Decon says they can ride in it 1st.:P
No shit, I took a Mennonite girl up(observer/1st airplane ride and her 2nd time up, was her 1st jump=she owed a CASE of Birch Beer:P We get Amish & Mennonites Whuffo'ing on weekends:)
-Grant from Lititz, Lacaster Co. PA:ph34r:

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q. how dou you sell a deaf man a duck........

a. .. i can onlytell ya if i meet ya....




Do me and everyone else a favor.......never tell that joke again. Especially after you've been drinking, you seem to forget that you've told it to us already and keep repeating it. LOL:D
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This receives the Eugene Eisenstein bad joke of the month award:D


-- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo
Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.

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Do me and everyone else a favor.......never tell that joke again. Especially after you've been drinking, you seem to forget that you've told it to us already and keep repeating it



it's not that i forget, it's just that i find someone that hasn't heard it.......

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I know about the Mennonite jumpers



And do you ask the Amish women how many men-a-night they can handle?

JUst one:>>>>She's my wife now. We were on our 2nd date on her 1st ride in the Plane(observer) 2nd ride & 1st jump S/L we were engaged and pics in the City paper of her landing IN the Peas!(me on one knee).
-Grant
p.s. here's our pic of "Future faller"(& Father-in-law...he made the toy box)
my little guy looks just like Clvin of "Calivin & Hobbs":)
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ROFLMAOPIMP!

Wingy, if I were you, I'd post a sound file of the joke, and then you NEVER HAVE TO TELL IT AGAIN!!!

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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