BillyVance 34 #1 May 25, 2007 So there I was with my wife and baby at the auto shop, which is right across the street from the county courthouse. We were picking up one of our cars after its 190,000 mile service. Anyway, I noticed a police car had stopped a Jeep Cherokee right in front of the courthouse. The jeep had no tag on the back. Makes sense, only the stupid fucker got caught in front of the courthouse. So, I watch the officer order the driver out. His passenger was already out standing nearby. Both looked like teenage slackers with grunge clothes and low-hanging jeans (wat up wit dat?). Officer does the pat-down, pulls something out of the driver's front right pocket, and the kid tries to explain it. Cop keeps it. By now, 3 other cop cars have arrived. Two cops start searching the jeep. We noticed 4 out of 6 cops were overweight. I asked the auto shop manager where the donut shop was, I didn't think this town had one. We all laughed. Aha! I saw one cop pull out a small black case, open it, and show it to the other cops. From my vantage point across the street, there looked like some shiny and/or white objects in the case. But right at that point, the cops immediately handcuffed the slackers. Then the cops one by one started picking up what looked like a fat white reefer and sniff it. Ah... a drug bust... Dumbass kids these days... You can bet your ass they're spending at least the night in the slammer... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #2 May 25, 2007 Speaker's Corner in 3...2...1...Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #3 May 25, 2007 190,000 on what kind of car? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 May 25, 2007 Quote 190,000 on what kind of car? 1996 Mazda Protege` "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #5 May 25, 2007 Quote Quote 190,000 on what kind of car? 1996 Mazda Protege` What kind of donut shop? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyinDawg 0 #6 May 25, 2007 Oh my, teenagers should bribe officers to let them go, such as let officers keep drugs and let them go. Flyin' Dawg or SkyDog "To understand is to forgive, even oneself." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 May 25, 2007 Quote Quote Quote 190,000 on what kind of car? 1996 Mazda Protege` What kind of donut shop? Was wondering where the hell they've been fattening themselves up at.... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #8 May 25, 2007 I believe that most of the cops looked overwieght but were they really or is it that the vests made them look fat? Imean, unless they had 2-3 chins it may have been the vests and their jackets.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #9 May 25, 2007 Quote Oh my, teenagers should bribe officers to let them go, such as let officers keep drugs and let them go. Not in this town they don't. The next town over where I live, have some of the best drug task force officers in the region. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 May 25, 2007 Quote I believe that most of the cops looked overwieght but were they really or is it that the vests made them look fat? Imean, unless they had 2-3 chins it may have been the vests and their jackets. Believe me, their waistlines were significantly larger than any bulletproof vests could make them. I'm talking 40 inchers and up. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #11 May 25, 2007 Quote have some of the best drug task force officers in the region. ...THey can tell you the quality of any drug just minutes after ingesting them.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #12 May 25, 2007 Quote I'm talking 40 inchers and up. That would make them super-troopers, no?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #13 May 25, 2007 Quote Quote I'm talking 40 inchers and up. That would make them super-troopers, no? Super-poopers more likely. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #14 May 25, 2007 with no donut shop they'd be eating fast food so I guess they would be super poopers. ever shit 4in diameter poop? good thing fast food is so greasy huh?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyinDawg 0 #15 May 25, 2007 Quote Quote Oh my, teenagers should bribe officers to let them go, such as let officers keep drugs and let them go. Not in this town they don't. The next town over where I live, have some of the best drug task force officers in the region. My friends were lucky, they got caught for with marijuana in St. Augustine, Florida. A Officer found 30 grams of marijuana but officer took a bag and let them go without a arrest. Officer must be pothead. It's happened 2 years ago.Flyin' Dawg or SkyDog "To understand is to forgive, even oneself." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #16 May 25, 2007 Quote My friends were lucky, they got caught for with marijuana in St. Augustine, Florida. A Officer found 30 grams of marijuana but officer took a bag and let them go without a arrest. Officer must be pothead. It's happened 2 years ago. Or maybe the officer was enlightened enough to realize that our drug laws do nothing but waste taxpayers dollars with prosecutions and peoples lives with criminal records, so he was doing the minimum he could w/o getting himself in trouble for leaving the drugs on the street."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #17 May 25, 2007 In the case was Marcellus Wallace's Soul._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #18 May 25, 2007 Quote I'm talking 40 inchers and up. scrawny bastardsI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Randy_H 0 #19 May 25, 2007 I thought you were talking about Salsa John010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
