Superman32 0 #1 May 31, 2007 Had a lecture today on rectal/scrotal exam -- Let me tell you --- FUUNNNNNYYYY For some reason, i and most of class,just found the 'hole' thing hillarious I sit in the front row, so my cheeks and lips may still be bleeding from all the bitting into them I had to do to keep from busting out. Do you ever remember a class/situation you've found really funny, however inappropriate? Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
longtall 0 #2 May 31, 2007 Who was lecturing? Ben Dover?.............J.............." 90 right, five miles then cut."---Pukin Buzzards Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #3 May 31, 2007 You know when the rectal exam started my proctologist had both of his hands on my shoulders, and then I guess he was examnining my scrotum, because he then went on to cup itDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keka 0 #4 May 31, 2007 QuoteYou know when the rectal exam started my proctologist had both of his hands on my shoulders, and then I guess he was examnining my scrotum, because he then went on to cup it LMAOhttp://www.woundedwarriorproject.org PMS#551 I love my life :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PrairieDoug 0 #5 May 31, 2007 I hope you grow up before you become a doctor. Doug Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #6 May 31, 2007 Quote I hope you grow up before you become a doctor. Doug Oh come on...lighten up. Sometimes you need to find humor to get through some boring classes. It isn't like he was doing an exam or anything.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #7 May 31, 2007 Quote I hope you grow up before you become a doctor. Doug Why is that? Is there some rule that says Doctors have to be humorless automatons? Additionally, people frequently get giggles in serious situations. Funerals. Hospitals. Its normal and is a reaction to stress and is NO reflection on someones level of maturity. As the poster before me said, lighten up __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nerd137 0 #8 May 31, 2007 Quote I hope you grow up before you become a doctor. Doug SOMEONE sure is overly serious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #9 May 31, 2007 Quote Quote I hope you grow up before you become a doctor. Doug SOMEONE sure is overly serious. I happen to agree with Doug. Practicing medicine is a very serious matter, especially when it involves ones anus. Perhaps you should reexamine your own attitude before you label someone else as overly serious. You should really adjust your demeanor, there is no room for your type in this forum. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #10 May 31, 2007 And with that, rectal exams got even funnier. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johan420 0 #11 May 31, 2007 what type is welcome in this forum, could you straighten it out please? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #12 May 31, 2007 Go back and read some of Funks' other posts. Well, read 'em if you can find'em. Most of them are in the Recycle Bin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nerd137 0 #13 May 31, 2007 Quote Go back and read some of Funks' other posts. Well, read 'em if you can find'em. Most of them are in the Recycle Bin. Yes. Funks has a super serious demeanor. Serious as a ....rectal exam. HA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #14 May 31, 2007 Serious as a clown's heart attack . . . or cannibal clowns. Or clowns on cannibis. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johan420 0 #15 May 31, 2007 http://youtube.com/watch?v=zdCS_admpUk the MAN...assman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PrairieDoug 0 #16 May 31, 2007 Quote Is there some rule that says Doctors have to be humorless automatons? Additionally, people frequently get giggles in serious situations. Funerals. Hospitals. Its normal and is a reaction to stress and is NO reflection on someones level of maturity. The OP sounded like a 6th grader who just left a sex ed class. Getting the "giggles" at inappropriate times is understandable, but finding a rectal exam so "hilarious " that you gotta write a post about it is truly childish. Maybe I am "overserious" - Lord knows I've been called worse - but I stand by my comment. Doug Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #17 May 31, 2007 Quote The OP sounded like a 6th grader who just left a sex ed class. Getting the "giggles" at inappropriate times is understandable, but finding a rectal exam so "hilarious " that you gotta write a post about it is truly childish. Maybe I am "overserious" - Lord knows I've been called worse - but I stand by my comment. Doug You're a good man. This forum could use more people like you. BTW - Ever had anal warts? Boy - you really learn to respect rectal exams when you pick up a case of them bad boys. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nerd137 0 #18 May 31, 2007 Quote The OP sounded like a 6th grader who just left a sex ed class. Getting the "giggles" at inappropriate times is understandable, but finding a rectal exam so "hilarious " that you gotta write a post about it is truly childish. Maybe I am "overserious" - Lord knows I've been called worse - but I stand by my comment. Doug Didn't your mother ever tell you [motherly tone] "if you can't say something nice, you shouldn't say anything at all"? [/motherly tone] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PrairieDoug 0 #19 May 31, 2007 Quote You're a good man. This forum could use more people like you. Now that - coming from Funks - really is funny. Doug Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #20 May 31, 2007 Yeah...it's not so damn funny when they're pokin ya and it's everything you can do to keep from pissing all over the floor. References to pedophilia will not be tolerated. No exception. The Forum Rules: No jokes about or references to pedophilia. None. _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #21 May 31, 2007 DUDE!!! It was last week. I'm 28 years old!!! WTF???_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #22 June 1, 2007 Quote I hope you grow up before you become a doctor. NEVEEEERRRR!!!! Performing rectal exam - Not fun Receiving rectal exam - Really not fun Listening to lecture about rectal exams and watch a professor spread the cheeks, insert his finger in a manequin's ass and rotate around for a better reach -- Freaking hillarious I stand by my and add some more P.S. Having spent the morning talking about pediatric cancers (Fucking REALLY not fun), I could not think about a better class to finish the day Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #23 June 1, 2007 hehe You know what else is funny... Guess what is the name of the test used to diagnose bacteria vaginosis (Gardnerella vaginalis)? An amine test called -- The WHIFF test How can anybody not laugh at that? Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #24 June 1, 2007 Quote An amine test called -- The WHIFF test How can anybody not laugh at that? [lifts hand] Me! Why? Cuz have you smelled the positive whiff test?! You're too busy trying to breathe to laugh! Stupid amines! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #25 June 1, 2007 Legal/Financial Terms Assignment: The transfer of property rights by one person, known as the assignor, to another, known as the assignee. Assignee is pronounced like Ass-n-knee. Yep, it was a bunch of 19yo college students giggling like idiots through the whole class. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites