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QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteHas anyone noticed... this 'gipsi', starts a thread and that's it! Never hear a peep outa' him after that.
He's Probably perplexed as to how we can talk about anything in this thread, have a blast and go right back to the original subject, all without missing a beat. What can I say?....We're a talented bunch
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You better believe it!
Chuck
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so what was this thread about anyway
is it youth cream or tolls or fucktards i get confused
Boobies... it's always about boobies
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
mattmais 0
"experienced jumpers...jerks"
these are the guys that tought you. They are now saying the same to you...im sure of it.
these are the guys that tought you. They are now saying the same to you...im sure of it.
Quotethree or four days ago i posted my first thread on this silly web page. it was about my girlfriend breaking up with me because i refused to stop skydiving.
i just brought my girl along with me to learn how to jump. problem solved!
Krip 2
QuoteQuotethree or four days ago i posted my first thread on this silly web page. it was about my girlfriend breaking up with me because i refused to stop skydiving.
i just brought my girl along with me to learn how to jump. problem solved!
Dude
You did what
Your problems just started
QuoteQuoteQuotethree or four days ago i posted my first thread on this silly web page. it was about my girlfriend breaking up with me because i refused to stop skydiving.
i just brought my girl along with me to learn how to jump. problem solved!
Dude
You did what
Shhhhhh....It's almost your turn!
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gipsi 0
glad to see most people on here realized that this was just me playin around. i was sort of hoping for a little more controversy, because, well, that sort of is what this is all about, right? cheers.
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Richards 0
QuoteQuotethree or four days ago i posted my first thread on this silly web page. it was about my girlfriend breaking up with me because i refused to stop skydiving. Now, im basically a newbie, with less than 50 jumps, and i basically created a thread of truly experienced jumpers laughing at me. At first i was pissed off, but soon i realized that most of you really experienced cats have lived through a series of life altering sacrifices in order to jump. i get it now. all you big tough skydivers, with your D licenses, can break my balls all you want. i hate you all, and i thnk that you all are assholes. however, once i have 1000 jumps under my belt, i plan on breaking the balls of the newbies as well. its a tough and competitive sport. i get it. so, to all you old bastards hat think you're hot shit because you've survived 10+ 15+ 20+ years in this sport, just remember that in two years my little novice punk ass will be freeflying circles around you guys... (ok... seriously, dont tell the guys at crosskeys that i wrote this. i actually have to see them in persn. however, all you cats from around the country that ill probably never meet: break my balls all ya want. ill be abetter skydiver than you one day.
Not that you're bitter though.
My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.
gipsi 0
not bitter at all actually. i love my instructors and all of the experienced guys at the dz. i have the utmost respect for everyone who has made this sport what it is. the life long jumpers who have sacrificed everything are my heroes... i was just breaking balls because thats what they do. its irony. do you really think that im sitting at my computer shaking my fist and planning terrorist attacks on all of the cats who have more jumps than me? i think most people on this thread realized what i was doing................ I still hate each and every one of you bastards though.
turtlespeed 212
Quotenot bitter at all actually. i love my instructors and all of the experienced guys at the dz. i have the utmost respect for everyone who has made this sport what it is. the life long jumpers who have sacrificed everything are my heroes... i was just breaking balls because thats what they do. its irony. do you really think that im sitting at my computer shaking my fist and planning terrorist attacks on all of the cats who have more jumps than me? i think most people on this thread realized what i was doing................ I still hate each and every one of you bastards though.
See - and here we have a very Funkish up and commer . . .
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Quotenot bitter at all actually. i love my instructors and all of the experienced guys at the dz. i have the utmost respect for everyone who has made this sport what it is. the life long jumpers who have sacrificed everything are my heroes... i was just breaking balls because thats what they do. its irony. do you really think that im sitting at my computer shaking my fist and planning terrorist attacks on all of the cats who have more jumps than me? i think most people on this thread realized what i was doing................ I still hate each and every one of you bastards though.
You're not very good at this "friends through animosity" campaign
normiss 622
Funks is pig?
QuoteFunks is pig?
nah, it's lacking.
normiss 622
severly...at the very least, Funks is entertaining.
rehmwa 2
Quote.............. I still hate each and every one of you bastards though.
Whelp - Isn't it ironic you calling US "bastards"?
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gipsi 0
sure i am. you and i are becoming fast friends already.
Quoteseverly...at the very least, Funks is entertaining.
You should try drinking with him...
Off under canopy!
Off during tube exit!
and best one i thought of was
Off while watching 3 way HORNY GORILLA!
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