DougH 270 #1 July 5, 2007 What you do if your roommate had a cat that: uses the screen door and leaves it open all day allowing half the house flies in CT to enter... constantly brings chipmunks inside... opens cabinet doors and shreds cat food containers... leaves feathers from its avian conquests around the house... I am at my fucking wits end!!"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeanJuan 0 #2 July 5, 2007 microwaveGravity is workin against me and bringin me down... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #4 July 5, 2007 Have you talked to your roomate about the cat? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #5 July 5, 2007 QuoteWhat you do if your roommate had a cat that: uses the screen door and leaves it open all day allowing half the house flies in CT to enter... constantly brings chipmunks inside... opens cabinet doors and shreds cat food containers... leaves feathers from its avian conquests around the house... I am at my fucking wits end!! That is why they make these. Or - you could invoice him for the extras . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #6 July 5, 2007 put a pet door in the screen door and latch the screen door. Won't stop the other problems but you won't have a house full of flies. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #7 July 5, 2007 Quote put a pet door in the screen door and latch the screen door. Won't stop the other problems but you won't have a house full of flies. He could hire this guy.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #9 July 5, 2007 I thought about that, and it should work pretty well if the other cats in the area don't come in. I guess I would be more patient with the other stuff if I didn't have fifty fucking flies buzzing around my head when I go to the upstairs of the house. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #10 July 5, 2007 QuoteBonsai Kitten It is way past the bonsai stage!!!"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 620 #11 July 5, 2007 try lysergic acid diethylamide for that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #12 July 5, 2007 Quotelysergic acid diethylamide OK.. That will take care of him, But what about the cat?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 620 #13 July 5, 2007 you ever seen a cat after ingesting lysergic acid diethylamide?they DO like mushrooms! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #14 July 5, 2007 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #15 July 5, 2007 Quote Because I am strung up on caffeine and adderall and your driving me nucking futts!!!"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #16 July 5, 2007 If the other cats didn't come in when the door was left open. . . . Edit to add: I bet that is the problem, all his buddies are coming over and trashing the place during the day while you are gone and he gets blamed for everything. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #17 July 5, 2007 Quote you ever seen a cat after ingesting lysergic acid diethylamide? Yes, they turn into belly flyers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJEw3A_QO9o"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #18 July 5, 2007 Actually they do. I just close the screen door when ever I see that it is open. With a cat door they could get in 24-7. I have this image in my head of the cat orgy from south park!!!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #19 July 5, 2007 Does it kill rabbits?If so, I'll PM my shipping address. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RiggerLee 61 #20 July 5, 2007 Call John Storrie of Storrie Parachute Works. The Best class three dealer for all your automatic weapon needs. He will fix you up with a fully automatic silanced rifle that will elemonate all trace of the pest. Well there may be some blood and bits of fur. He can also supply you with a night vision scope and appropreate ninja wear for this mission. Call John Storrie, Some guy in Texas. LeeLee [email protected] www.velocitysportswear.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #21 July 5, 2007 "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #22 July 5, 2007 Quote Quote you ever seen a cat after ingesting lysergic acid diethylamide? Yes, they turn into belly flyers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJEw3A_QO9o Or BASE jumpers....Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainOKaos 0 #23 July 5, 2007 Quote That is why they make these. Or - you could invoice him for the extras . . . And theseYou're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainOKaos 0 #24 July 5, 2007 Though it could turn out like this.You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #25 July 5, 2007 That was just plain wrong! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
