turtlespeed 212 #1 July 6, 2007 The Penis Study The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Canadians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks, a cost of around $75.46 and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #2 July 6, 2007 If Canadians are so smart, why do they pay more for magazines, eh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #3 July 6, 2007 Do not make fun of the Maple Leaf State I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #4 July 6, 2007 Quote Do not make fun of the Maple Leaf State Why not?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #5 July 6, 2007 Quote Do not make fun of the Maple Leaf State ----------------------------------------------------------- but if you do talk slow and use small words so they will understandYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDaemon 0 #6 July 6, 2007 You're just a buncha hosers, eh? -=Raistlin (newly Canadian)find / -name jumpers -print; cat jumpers $USER > manifest; cd /dev/airplane; more altitude; make jump; cd /pub; more beer; Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lekstrom10k 0 #7 July 6, 2007 We have Canadians across the Detroit River that come to jump with us. In proper Canadian it would have been $162.79 Canadian and a couple of two-fours and party EH. Do you understand "Do a Uey Eh" That means make a U-Turn and go back to the Government beer store and get more two-fours. If you ever wonder why Canadians always do it doggie style. It's so both can watch the hockey game eh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #8 July 6, 2007 Quote If you ever wonder why Canadians always do it doggie style. It's so both can watch the hockey game eh. Plus the small of the woman's back makes for a great place to rest your beer. Oh oh ... I didn't just say that did I? Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #9 July 9, 2007 Quote Quote If you ever wonder why Canadians always do it doggie style. It's so both can watch the hockey game eh. Plus the small of the woman's back makes for a great place to rest your beer. Oh oh ... I didn't just say that did I? That and you can still wear your game jersey without getting it all sweaty.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #10 July 9, 2007 Quote Quote the Maple Leaf State Why not? A lot of the Canadians that I used to work with did not find the humor in that joke. Oh wellI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #11 July 9, 2007 If you ever wonder why Canadians always do it doggie style. It's so both can watch the hockey game eh. _________________________________ Brings a whole new meaning to... "He shoots... He SCORES!!!"Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #12 July 9, 2007 Quote If you ever wonder why Canadians always do it doggie style. It's so both can watch the hockey game eh. _________________________________ Brings a whole new meaning to... "He shoots... He SCORES!!!"Chuck GOOOOOOOALLLLLLL!!!!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #13 July 9, 2007 Quote Quote If you ever wonder why Canadians always do it doggie style. It's so both can watch the hockey game eh. _________________________________ Brings a whole new meaning to... "He shoots... He SCORES!!!"Chuck GOOOOOOOALLLLLLL!!!!! __________________________________________ Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanvasAnchor 0 #14 July 10, 2007 If you ever wonder why Canadians always do it doggie style. It's so both can watch the hockey game eh. So does a Hat Trick automatically mean , a multiple orgasm nite ? Does premature ejaculation get you 5 minutes in the penalty box ? Is arguing over who is on top or comes first , a Power Play ? Who is picking up the tab for all of this ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
