Viking 0 #1 August 25, 2007 I have its really messy!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #2 August 25, 2007 I have not, but I have had a friend who did. She said it sucked pretty bad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #3 August 25, 2007 I did this past Saturday. I had some nasty stomach virus. It was NOT pretty. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,053 #4 August 25, 2007 Two cases of Amoebic Dysentery in my life. One time almost killed me. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HardCorr 0 #5 August 25, 2007 Gastroenteritis; what a shitty thing to have. (No pun intended) It happens all the time in the Navy while they are on cruise. Every once and a while, it happens on cruise ships also. I hate the balancing act between puckering up while you are puking and then not knowing when it'll happen next... What a poopy day!!!The key to being a good teacher, is to be a good listener... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #6 August 25, 2007 That would really suck in a family or house where there was only one bathroom. One would have to be stuck on the toilet until feeling better! Ick!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #7 August 25, 2007 Ummmm....thanks for sharing! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johan420 0 #8 August 25, 2007 this thread is really something.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #9 August 25, 2007 YES!! earlier this year and crapping out one end, and oops!, had to throw up, opened the shower door and YAKKKK'd all over there too! Bad bad stomach bug. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 August 25, 2007 I posted a story on here several months ago about a guy who ate too much at a restaurant and went to the bathroom when he had the sudden urge to shit. It was really a nasty case of explosive diarrhea. Didn't even have time to sit down on the toilet before the mess came flying out and ricocheting off the back of the toilet and walls, and then he upchucked his entire dinner right into his lowered sweatpants. His wife had to go to a store across the street to buy clean clothes. To make a long story short.... One of the best stories I've ever posted. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #11 August 25, 2007 Only You Arthur, only You Where's the blech emoticon when you need it? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #12 August 25, 2007 You guys are fucking sick! "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiki32 1 #13 August 25, 2007 I have once when I had food poisoning. Its disgusting but I felt flushed afterwards. 1969912, I hate you for posting that link. Poetry don't work on whores. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #14 August 25, 2007 Um, yeah, but not since I started getting flu shots about 12 years ago.... The preferred position is to be sitting ON the can, with a sufficiently large bowl in your lap. It's fun. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #15 August 26, 2007 Quote I have yeah but shitting puking and CUMMING at the same time, did you try that yet??? (disclaimer: i have NOT tried this myself! i will not be responsible if it becomes habit forming!) mp "The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #16 August 26, 2007 Quote Quote I have yeah but shitting puking and CUMMING at the same time, did you try that yet??? (disclaimer: i have NOT tried this myself! i will not be responsible if it becomes habit forming!) mp I am trying to picture that "Oh my goodness (fill in her name here) I am ... BLETCH"Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4WayXena 0 #17 August 26, 2007 Got a really nasty stomach bug or food poisoning in July. Some really nasty stuff happened with that particular case. One of the worst parts was yakking so violently into the toilet as to shit myself. When I stopped yakking long enough, I got up, sat on the pot sideways so I could puke into the tub as necessary. The one thing about stomach flu - It's a great Ab workout!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CloudOnMyTongue 0 #18 August 26, 2007 I have, I was in Ecuador and it lasted way to long :( I was sitting on the toilet yaking into the garbage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #19 August 26, 2007 nope.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #20 August 26, 2007 QuoteYou guys are fucking sick! Jeez I had no idea there were so many sickos out their. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #21 August 27, 2007 WHAT, NO PICTURES WITH THIS STORY? YOU'RE SLIPPING IN YOUR OLD AGE.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
