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I REALLY want to give her the benefit of the doubt and say that stage fright and stress caused that answer.... but..... sometimes they just look pretty.


I'm told you look pretty:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
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I heard about this on Glenn Beck this morning but didn't get to hear it until now. Yeah, South Carolina, you need more maps...:S:):P

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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I REALLY want to give her the benefit of the doubt and say that stage fright and stress caused that answer.... but..... sometimes they just look pretty.


I'm told you look pretty:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:




I would love to validate that rumor... but lets just say that I am glad that I don't have to rely on my appearances to win such contests. :D:D

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I REALLY want to give her the benefit of the doubt and say that stage fright and stress caused that answer.... but..... sometimes they just look pretty.


I'm told you look pretty:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:




I would love to validate that rumor... but lets just say that I am glad that I don't have to rely on my appearances to win such contests. :D:D


I bet you are better looking than I am;)
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...I would love to validate that rumor... but lets just say that I am glad that I don't have to rely on my appearances to win such contests. :D:D



I've met you. You don't remember that I'm sure because we were both busy getting geared up and all but you may remember the guy with the red face, the dropped jaw, the drool and the tongue-tied gibberish coming out of my mouth.

I blamed you when I hosed the skydive.

:D:D;)
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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You won't believe it but it's true...real men don't ask for directions and here's and example of why:

Orlando Gas station...asked for directions to Skydive Deland airport.

Lady actually said:
"You can't get there from here."
To top it off, she was indeed, you guessed it, a natural blonde.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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I blamed you when I hosed the skydive.

:D:D;)




:D:D:D:D:D:$:)

- OK.... that was funny!!! (not in a denying or protesting sort of way, but in a .... funny sort of way!!!) Please, let me know which jump that was, if you remember. I would LOVE to write that in my log book (canopy work, but still hosed a 4way!! :D:D:D)

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"I didn't do anything wrong," she told South Carolina's The State newspaper. "I wasn't expecting [the question]. I lost my train of thought."

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See, I knew there was a reason.

And even with that, she still got THIRD runner up?!

She' probably just used to the GPS on the dashboard telling her exactly where she is at.

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...- OK.... that was funny!!! (not in a denying or protesting sort of way, but in a .... funny sort of way!!!) Please, let me know which jump that was, if you remember. I would LOVE to write that in my log book (canopy work, but still hosed a 4way!! :D:D:D)



Fortunately for me, you were with your group and I was with Bob Holler the last weekend of his bigways at Deland. I claimed "Distractions! Distractions!" when Bob caught me heading for the wrong slot on the 3rd point. He let me off the hook when I pointed out who caused the distractions.

:D:D;)
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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You guys are so nice. She's a 17 year old kid who got caught in front of a mike not knowing the answer. She tried to bullshit her way through and crashed and burned. I don't think this says anything definitive about her intelligence.
It's not like she thought the capital of Wyoming was W.

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at 17 you are basically an adult with adult thought processes. you should be able to from a coherent sentence. my 4 year old niece can string words together more eloquently as that beauty pagent contestant did.
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That Bitch is dumb as a stump !!
She makes Paris Hilton look like a Mensa member !!!
If she won't swallow, she won't have a chance !!!



Stumpy - what do you have to say about this?
Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

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