BillyVance 34 #1 September 19, 2007 I got this via email, titled "God Parting The Heavens". It's pretty obvious that it's photo-shopped. My caption would be: God's about to shit on some poor bastard. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #2 September 19, 2007 I'm soooo going to hell for this, but here goes... Could you reach up there and rub my prostate?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #3 September 19, 2007 No, seriously, I can get a WHOLE pineapple up there!_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #4 September 19, 2007 Quote I'm soooo going to hell for this, but here goes... LMAO! Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #5 September 19, 2007 Alabama.. The place God Shits on everyday!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #6 September 19, 2007 Quote Alabama.. The place God Shits on everyday!! that right there is some funny shitSkymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keka 0 #7 September 19, 2007 Quote Could you reach up there and rub my prostate? LOL I see 2 hands there alreadyhttp://www.woundedwarriorproject.org PMS#551 I love my life :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #8 September 19, 2007 Tickets to hell... 2 please... just in case I missed the first flight. Caption: I'd rest on the 7th day too after shitting out creation for 6 days. Anyone have any preparation H?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #9 September 19, 2007 Quote Alabama.. The place God Shits on everyday!! You know what's funny? The email said the picture was taken in KENTUCKY! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #10 September 19, 2007 The actual photo that the chop is based off of (goatse) is..... a little less appealing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #11 September 19, 2007 Proof that even God was a skydiver looking for a hole to release his tensions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #12 September 19, 2007 "Mommy, is that what happened when Jesus rose to heaven?"Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stratostar 5 #13 September 19, 2007 Altlanta Skydiving Center, even God shits on um!you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #14 September 19, 2007 Quote Altlanta Skydiving Center, even God shits on um! That would make my day! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #15 September 19, 2007 God, "Now let me just pry these heavens open and finally whip some ass!! Feakin' people tick me off!" BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #16 September 19, 2007 So, you say there is no God? All you fockers can just kiss my ass.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #17 September 19, 2007 GOD: Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons! Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling. ARTHUR: Sorry-- GOD: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy". What are you doing now!? ARTHUR: I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord. GOD: Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so depressing. Now knock it off! ARTHUR: Yes, Lord. GOD: Right! Arthur, King of the Britons -- your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times. ARTHUR: Good idea, oh Lord! GOD: 'Course it's a good idea! Behold! Arthur, this is the Holy Grail. Look well, Arthur, for it is your sacred task to seek this Grail. That is your purpose, Arthur -- the Quest for the Holy Grail. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #18 September 19, 2007 Prepare the "Death Ray!!!" or "Take that you heathen bastards" or to Ernie Chambers of Nebraska... "Sue this!"Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #19 September 19, 2007 "He's got the whole hole in his hands!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #20 September 19, 2007 Quote I got this via email, titled "God Parting The Heavens". It's pretty obvious that it's photo-shopped. My caption would be: God's about to shit on some poor bastard. mmm lets see billy vances pussy is this bighttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #21 September 19, 2007 Quote The actual photo that the chop is based off of (goatse) is..... a little less appealing. goatse is some sick shit.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedKite 1 #22 September 19, 2007 See.....I told you Johnny Gates would go to heaven! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #23 September 19, 2007 Quote Quote I got this via email, titled "God Parting The Heavens". It's pretty obvious that it's photo-shopped. My caption would be: God's about to shit on some poor bastard. mmm lets see billy vances pussy is this big mmm lets see skinnyshrek's ass is this big, so is his mouth. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kschilk 0 #24 September 19, 2007 "I see Bobby and Annette, Cubby........" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #25 September 19, 2007 I thought you were afraid of women who did that DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
