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If you really want to get him. This is what you do. Get about a dozen Balut a big old pot of Kim Chi then wash it all down with a case of San Miguel beer. With that you will be ready to gas him out for a week or more

How do you know balut? And San Miguel beer? You must have been to the Philippines, too. Terribly offensive to smell and eat. I can imagine that the effects would make even a pilot jump out.

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try drinking a protein shake....... it's not guaranteed to stink but it's almost certain you'll rip one.... try drinking one with the burrito...

I second this motion... drink the shakes 2 times a day for a week and your ass will soon require a biohazard suit.

Next time I do my Hazmat refresher I am going to eat something that will make me cut evilness...
Then climb into the level A siut
watch the people flee after unzipping my suit

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balut.....Terribly offensive to smell and eat.

Awwww come on now... they're not that bad... once you get them past your nose

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broccolli, washed down with Yuengling beers.
add a side of refried beans and some cabbage.
ferment for a few hours.
deliver as needed.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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broccolli, washed down with Yuengling beers.
add a side of refried beans and some cabbage.
ferment for a few hours.
deliver as needed.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

" The makings of a fine day!" " time to get that grocery list ready .... like shopping at your favorite outdoor tackle and hunting shop. . Thanks El Peludo

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try drinking a protein shake....... it's not guaranteed to stink but it's almost certain you'll rip one.... try drinking one with the burrito...

O.K. a test run ....go to taco bell.. 3 bean cheese
burritos 9 devil hot packs of "salsa" go to market/ 2 small bananas "green" and a cap of buttermilk atleast no more than 2 oz. sincerely, El Peludo

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Bean and cheese burrito

thanks fo your reply! . sincerely , El peludo

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Wasn't there a list of what not to eat before doing a HALO jump kicking around somewhere

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***How do you know balut? And San Miguel beer? You must have been to the Philippines, too. Terribly offensive to smell and eat. I can imagine that the effects would make even a pilot jump out.




4 1/2 years in uncle sams canoe club. Hit Olangapo a couple of times. Balut is actualy pretty good, litle smelly but good.

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