aardvarkeater 0 #1 September 20, 2007 I think I've been guilty of a few of these things.Muff Brother #4026 Loco Zapatos Rodriguez SCR #14793 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #2 September 20, 2007 Um, what things? Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #3 September 20, 2007 Link? --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aardvarkeater 0 #4 September 20, 2007 Let's try this again with the attachment this time. Muff Brother #4026 Loco Zapatos Rodriguez SCR #14793 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #5 September 20, 2007 Third time is a charm. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aardvarkeater 0 #6 September 20, 2007 I swear I sometimes know what I"m doing.Stupid 100kb file size rule. Muff Brother #4026 Loco Zapatos Rodriguez SCR #14793 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #7 September 20, 2007 if only it were legible at that size... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #8 September 20, 2007 Somehow I feel compelled to 'fess up to the alarm clocks idea. J.C. Penny's didn't take too kindly to cross-dressing the male dummies in women's clothes. One department manager didn't see the humor in tuning all the TVs to the 1968 Super Bowl while the three of us homeless guys pulled up lawn chairs and sat down to watch it. Haverty's frowned upon sleeping on a bed in the storefront window after hiding out and getting locked in.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aardvarkeater 0 #9 September 20, 2007 I can't win. Found the link again. Should have posted this in the first place. http://www.gilaizen.com/images/kmart.gifMuff Brother #4026 Loco Zapatos Rodriguez SCR #14793 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #10 September 20, 2007 Quote if only it were legible at that size... it is you old blind bastard You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #11 September 20, 2007 yep yep yep, im gonna keep that list as a reference list the next time im bored in wal-mart... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #12 September 20, 2007 I do know that riding your motorcycle through the middle of the mall will get you banned from there. Add riding one down the main hallway at high school merits a 5 day suspension....oh...and don't even ask about riding one around the local golf course... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #13 September 20, 2007 Add riding one down the main hallway at high school merits a 5 day suspension... Quote Not if ya wait until the last day! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #14 September 20, 2007 Well, it's gotta be fake. Or at least I would hope so with that many spelling errors. But probably not enough to justify it being fake, since I am sure we have all seen plenty of horribly done "Real" documents. But still, no way that is real. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bwilling 0 #15 September 20, 2007 Fake "If all you ever do is all you ever did, then all you'll ever get is all you ever got." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #16 September 20, 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GKaVzNDbuI this will probably do it... in college a friend and I once attempted to buy: Duct Tape, Garbage bags, Paper Towels, Cleaning supplies, 2 machetes.we had our cart loaded up and spent a while looking over shotguns with the clerk until a manager came by and looked at us and our cart... he was not amused...____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #17 September 20, 2007 Quote we had our cart loaded up and spent a while looking over shotguns with the clerk until a manager came by and looked at us and our cart... he was not amused... I was with a friend at a Sporting Goods Store that was Buying a new Ruger 9mm.. New pistol, 5 Boxes of Ammo.. And then asked where their Ski Masks were. Nothing like one stop shopping!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #18 September 20, 2007 If that is someone's husband, man I want to meet that couple! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #19 September 20, 2007 Sounds fake to me... The last half I got in an e-mail as a suggestion to get yourself kicked out of wal-mart. Still funny though. I've actually done a couple of those Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #20 September 20, 2007 I have a friend that was banned from Wal Mart for a week or so for doing crazy stuff. She would also put condoms and the like in little old couple's carts then watch as they get rung up. She and a friend also decided to go shopping, but could only pick up items from other peoples carts! And the last one she was really cracking up over so I didn't get the whole story, but it was something about the hunting/sporting goods section and the stuffed animal section. With her, you never know!! ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aardvarkeater 0 #21 September 20, 2007 Yes, it's probably fake but so what. Still funny.Muff Brother #4026 Loco Zapatos Rodriguez SCR #14793 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #22 September 20, 2007 I said it was still funny... you yellow people are so bitter. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aardvarkeater 0 #23 September 20, 2007 Not bitter, just cranky from the Jaundice. Muff Brother #4026 Loco Zapatos Rodriguez SCR #14793 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airkid 0 #24 September 20, 2007 who shops at kmart anymore anyway?????? welcome to the new age.... the wal-mart era Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #25 September 20, 2007 Quote who shops at kmart anymore anyway?????? welcome to the new age.... the wal-mart era You know what I would like to do? Get a couple of friends together, we don those Walmart vests or whatever, then walk into a K-Mart, then go race each other at breakneck speed down the main aisles and yelling Wal-Mart RULES! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites