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Does this have anything to do with a skydiver that you recently met?



I'm on the short list of happily married people that I know. However, if I weren't, I don't think a guy could find a better catch.

Hey-you were supposed to keep that gentleman stuff to yourself!! I have a reputation to protect. Just don't tell anyone how I was curled up in the floorboard whimpering like a schoolgirl when you powre slid through 4 lanes to make that exit:P
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We made it didn't we? You're still alive! ;)


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that your birthday is attractive (01-31-71) and that I am perfectly prime... WTF. Is that good or bad? :S




THAT'S freaking awesome!!!!!!!!! I'm jealous of you now B|:)


Nerd. :|

I'm sure the nun could get his # for you. ;)


damn straight!!! But the best I can do is having mine divisible by 3 :(

you win with yours:P:)
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that your birthday is attractive (01-31-71) and that I am perfectly prime... WTF. Is that good or bad? :S



Bad.

I fear that the reason his white-knuckled hands were on the dash shows a similarity in driving style.

"Look, a huge Stop sign. Should we stop?"
"No, let's keep driving until a larger sign appears."

That was your sign. It said "smart, polite, and interested". When you see that sign, you stop the car for some kissy-face.

That said, my social life is sitting here discussing it with you. It's like you are asking poor person for investment advice.

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Hm since 1 is not considered a prime he's dorky and wrong which kind of kills the joke.



Dissecting romantic play is like dissecting a frog.
You'll learn a lot about the frog, but the frog dies in the process.

It should be measured by the intent, not the delivery vehicle.

He said she was special. Right now, on the internet, at 843 terminals, are young women say "Awwww..."

And that, is a success.

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I didn't say it was no success or unromantical I just said it's wrong;)



I had a close personal friend accidentally injured a while ago. The arc of the trapeze must have been a little low because her flippers caught the end of the mattress.

Now, until that point it was a success. Slightly romantic to a clever observer. Goals were achieved.

Because of those factors, I can't say it was wrong.
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Oh guys, actually I am relieved he was wrong. I thought he was a fake geek. It really does make him kind of a dork, the poor guy. I wasn't really very attracted to him. I just thought it was funny and one of the strangest lines I've ever heard. :S



So you could say he was a little squirrely?:D:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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My DOB is all even numbers... What do I win???



Self induced fellacio.



I'm not that flexible... Where's that brazillian chick?
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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that your birthday is attractive (01-31-71) and that I am perfectly prime... WTF. Is that good or bad? :S



Actually, its a sign of a bad scientist... 1971 isnt prime.



Awww c'mon: Y2K taught that dropping the 19 and using 2 digit years causes no problems whatsoever. :|
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
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Date: 25 Mar 1995 16:21:45 -0500
From: Dr. Ken
Subject: Re: Why 1 is prime

Hello there!

Yes, you're definitely on the right track. In fact, it's precisely
because of "patterns that mathematicians don't like to break"
that 1 is not defined as a prime. Perhaps you have seen the
theorem (even if you haven't, I'm sure you know it intuitively)
that any positive integer has a unique factorization into primes.
For instance, 4896 = 2^5 * 3^2 * 17, and this is the only possible
way to factor 4896. But what if we allow 1 in our list of prime
factors? Well, then we'd also get 1 * 2^5 * 3^2 * 17, and
1^75 * 2^5 * 3^2 * 17, and so on. So really, the flavor of the
theorem is true only if you don't allow 1 in there.

So why didn't we just say something like "a prime factorization
is a factorization in which there are no factors of 1" or
something? Well, it turns out that if you look at some more
number theory and you accept 1 as a prime number, you'd have
all kinds of theorems that say things like "This is true for all
prime numbers except 1" and stuff like that. So rather than
always having to exclude 1 every time we use prime numbers,
we just say that 1 isn't prime, end of story.

Incidentally, if you want to call 1 something, here's what it is:
it's called a "unit" in the integers (as is -1). What that means is
that if we completely restrict ourselves to the integers, we use
the word "unit" for the numbers that have reciprocals (numbers
that you can multiply by to get 1). For instance, 2 isn't a unit,
because you can't multiply it by anything else (remember, 1/2
isn't in our universe right now) and get 1. This is how we
think about things in Abstract Algebra, something sixth graders
won't need to worry about for a long time, but I thought I'd
mention it.

-Ken "Dr." Math
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Date: 25 Mar 1995 16:21:45 -0500
From: Dr. Ken
Subject: Re: Why 1 is prime

Hello there!

Yes, you're definitely on the right track. In fact, it's precisely
because of "patterns that mathematicians don't like to break"
that 1 is not defined as a prime. Perhaps you have seen the
theorem (even if you haven't, I'm sure you know it intuitively)
that any positive integer has a unique factorization into primes.
For instance, 4896 = 2^5 * 3^2 * 17, and this is the only possible
way to factor 4896. But what if we allow 1 in our list of prime
factors? Well, then we'd also get 1 * 2^5 * 3^2 * 17, and
1^75 * 2^5 * 3^2 * 17, and so on. So really, the flavor of the
theorem is true only if you don't allow 1 in there.

So why didn't we just say something like "a prime factorization
is a factorization in which there are no factors of 1" or
something? Well, it turns out that if you look at some more
number theory and you accept 1 as a prime number, you'd have
all kinds of theorems that say things like "This is true for all
prime numbers except 1" and stuff like that. So rather than
always having to exclude 1 every time we use prime numbers,
we just say that 1 isn't prime, end of story.

Incidentally, if you want to call 1 something, here's what it is:
it's called a "unit" in the integers (as is -1). What that means is
that if we completely restrict ourselves to the integers, we use
the word "unit" for the numbers that have reciprocals (numbers
that you can multiply by to get 1). For instance, 2 isn't a unit,
because you can't multiply it by anything else (remember, 1/2
isn't in our universe right now) and get 1. This is how we
think about things in Abstract Algebra, something sixth graders
won't need to worry about for a long time, but I thought I'd
mention it.

-Ken "Dr." Math



Yeah, I HATE those "because it has to fit the pattern" reasons.

Just like (0!) = 1, just so it fits a pattern
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