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swedishcelt

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Ummm . . . prime numbers . . .

either that or - you didn't mind his choice of tape on his horn rimmed.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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that your birthday is attractive (01-31-71) and that I am perfectly prime... WTF. Is that good or bad? :S



That's dorky on a whole 'nother level. :o

I think he thought you might be a nerd groupie. :D
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Are you saying she's a nerd groupie?



No. Just that cuz she be all smart and stuff and well read and highly book larned that some might think that.
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that your birthday is attractive (01-31-71) and that I am perfectly prime... WTF. Is that good or bad? :S




THAT'S freaking awesome!!!!!!!!! I'm jealous of you now B|:)
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That's a sweet thing to say.

To respond to that you should get a calculator and type in: 5138008 and then turn the calculator upside to show him.

:P



Great idea, but shouldn't that be 5318008 ? Just geekin' you babe...

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That's a sweet thing to say.

To respond to that you should get a calculator and type in: 5138008 and then turn the calculator upside to show him.

:P



Great idea, but shouldn't that be 5318008 ? Just geekin' you babe...


DAMN! You beat me to it!

:D:D
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That's a sweet thing to say.

To respond to that you should get a calculator and type in: 5138008 and then turn the calculator upside to show him.

:P




Show him the calculator...or stand on her head and show some boobies?! :o










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that your birthday is attractive (01-31-71) and that I am perfectly prime... WTF. Is that good or bad? :S




THAT'S freaking awesome!!!!!!!!! I'm jealous of you now B|:)


Nerd. :|

I'm sure the nun could get his # for you. ;)
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If you are attracted to him good if not than neither really... If you feel you need a new job, and don't live too far from old saybrook I think I know of something
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Good, bad...
Neither, I think. Cheesy maybe.

But as far as pickup lines go, at least it is a semi-original (if excessively dorky) one. There's a lot of lines with a far higher vomit-rating.

Give him a chance:)

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Does this have anything to do with a skydiver that you recently met?
:D:D

No. He was too busy grabbing the 'oh shit' bar on my dashboard to hit on me. Besides he's far too married and far too much of a gentleman. This was just some random guy I met while out with friends.

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Does this have anything to do with a skydiver that you recently met?



I'm on the short list of happily married people that I know. However, if I weren't, I don't think a guy could find a better catch.

Hey-you were supposed to keep that gentleman stuff to yourself!! I have a reputation to protect. Just don't tell anyone how I was curled up in the floorboard whimpering like a schoolgirl when you powre slid through 4 lanes to make that exit:P
I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

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