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Proverbs-Little snippets of wisdom

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Abraham Lincoln was once talking with a woman about how the North must treat the South. She disagreed with him, and said that she felt that we must destroy our enemies.
Lincoln replied, "What, madam? Do I not destroy them when I make them my friends?"

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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Look to God...but row away from the rocks.



You get more with a smile, kind word and a gun....than you do with a smile and a kind word . ~Al Capone.



You can look up to the ones above you - but eventually one of them will shit on you. Further more; it's better to cover your head, unless it is already up your ass, if it is, who cares who shits on you?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I don't often quote others (but I do read :o and have some favorites). I prefer my own words.

The one and only thing I cut out and put on my fridge, though, I found in a Kettle One ad.:$:D

Granted, I was going through a rough time. But, it did the trick for me.

"Life is a roller coaster. Be careful not to spill your drink."

It's funny 'cause it's true...about me.

:P

To me it said: Relax. Keep your cool. Remember to only think about that which you can control and not worry about the rest.

And for whatever stupid reason it still works for me.

I read it daily.B|

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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Orchid: If there's anyone around worth talking to.



:D

I love orchids. But I talk to anyone & everyone ALL the time.:D:P

I DO listen well, too.:)
My father's favorite story is when I was in daycare at four-years old and the teacher sat me in-between twins who never spoke a word to anyone ever. I had them written up for talking too much by the end of the day.>:(:D
Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

Old Chinese proverb: If you pee against the wind, shut up!!!

Ok, the last one is made up.
Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls!

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Man who loses key to girlfriend's apartment, don't get new key...

:P:P



Especially if he lost it in a poker game.[:/]
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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