sharimcm 0 #1 October 11, 2007 Is it even possible? Just asking... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johndh1 0 #2 October 11, 2007 I don't know for sure, but maybe after hours-and-hours and weeks-and-weeks of practice and trial and error in all sorts of experimentation, maybe you could convince me. Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #3 October 11, 2007 QuoteIs it even possible? Just asking... Every gay person I have ever known was as thoroughly gay as I am straight. There was no "going" one way or the other. However if a guy is trying to convince you that your charms may make him turn from gay to straight, well, I would say that's a good line. (whaddaya think Johnhd1?)skydiveTaylorville.org [email protected] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,232 #4 October 11, 2007 Probably about as hard (no pun intended) as making a straight guy go gay . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,290 #5 October 11, 2007 Quote Is it even possible? Just asking... Oh, man! You didn't fall for that trick, did you? I used to have a buddy who would pretend to be gay, and it was amazing how far some chicks would go to persuade him to switch sides."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #6 October 11, 2007 Quote Quote Is it even possible? Just asking... Oh, man! You didn't fall for that trick, did you? I used to have a buddy who would pretend to be gay, and it was amazing how far some chicks would go to persuade him to switch sides. Well... No... I know he's gay, but he doesn't know that I know. I honestly thought he was just the nicest guy ever, and he probably is just that. I just thought maybe he was being super sweet to get in my pants. Up until I found out he was gay, he might have been able to. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #7 October 11, 2007 Full-body electroshock therapy. Ok, I don't know if that would actually work, but at least it would be fun trying. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #8 October 11, 2007 Im not even gay and that sounds like fun!!! We should hook up !!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #9 October 11, 2007 Ummmm....you don't! Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #10 October 11, 2007 Quote Full-body electroshock therapy. Ok, I don't know if that would actually work, but at least it would be fun trying. Well, we could find out if it works: Are you gay? No? Then it must! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #11 October 11, 2007 Quote Is it even possible? Just asking... I tried to tell about those 'fuckin' cops! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #12 October 11, 2007 If I knew the answer to that, Keith would have made the switch long ago.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,290 #13 October 11, 2007 Quote I just thought maybe he was being super sweet to get in my pants. Up until I found out he was gay, he might have been able to. Are you saying you have a rule against gay guys in your pants? If they are in your pants, they aren't gay. If they are gay, you won't find them trying to get in your pants."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #14 October 11, 2007 Quote Quote I just thought maybe he was being super sweet to get in my pants. Up until I found out he was gay, he might have been able to. Are you saying you have a rule against gay guys in your pants? If they are in your pants, they aren't gay. If they are gay, you won't find them trying to get in your pants. Nope. But if they thought the pants were cute, they might want to know where you got them.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,232 #15 October 11, 2007 >Are you gay? No? Then it must! Well, now, to be fair, that wasn't full body. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dannydan 0 #16 October 11, 2007 Quote Quote Is it even possible? Just asking... Oh, man! You didn't fall for that trick, did you? I used to have a buddy who would pretend to be gay, and it was amazing how far some chicks would go to persuade him to switch sides. Hmmmmmmmmmm... or is that Hummmrr ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johndh1 0 #17 October 11, 2007 I don't think anyone is literally 100% one way or the other, (except for Larry Craig, because he said so!) but the thing is, if you really want this guy, you're going to have to get creative and rock his world one good time, no holds barred (or is that "no holes barred?") and you could probably have him. If you want, I might be willing to help you out with some role-playing over a long weekend, and we'll get you prepared for the task at hand, Duchess.All I require is a bottle of Jack Daniel's and a copy of the video and waiver. Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dannydan 0 #18 October 11, 2007 ...........and NO... this is not about "cold as steel ass rings"!! Let me just be perfectly clear about it right here and right now kids! : DD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #19 October 11, 2007 QuoteWell, now, to be fair, that wasn't full body. Yeah, I haven't tried it on my brain yet. Hmm, but that's not a bad idea . . . Might tighten some of those screws . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #20 October 11, 2007 Quote Quote Is it even possible? Just asking... I tried to tell about those 'fuckin' cops! What were you doin' in that gay bar again?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 0 #21 October 11, 2007 QuoteIs it even possible? Just asking... Wear a fake mustache when you go down on him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 580 #22 October 12, 2007 or stop letting him suck your dick?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #23 October 12, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Is it even possible? Just asking... I tried to tell about those 'fuckin' cops! What were you doin' in that gay bar again? Shopin' for MARINES big fella! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #24 October 12, 2007 Quote I know he's gay, but he doesn't know that I know. You didn't fall for that, did you? I have a buddy that used to tell girls that the guy they liked was secretly gay, so they would lose hope and he would have a shot with them.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #25 October 12, 2007 QuoteIs it even possible? Just asking... You just gotta grab hold of the wheel next time the try to turn. Be careful though, those gays are known to get angry if you fuck with them while they drive.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
