RkyMtnHigh 0 #1 October 16, 2007 I can't say "ohhhhhh...bless your heart...." without LMAO!!! because I know in reality the TRUE Southern Belle are saying it with sarcasm and I just can't dooooo it ...I've had a YEAR to practice and bust up LMAO every time I can't do the Non-Sincere shit..suppose that's why I suck at cursing someone out in French as well _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #2 October 16, 2007 Two daughters of the South are sipping tea. The first says, "My daddy bought me this fine horse." The second replies, "That's nice." "...and a new wardrobe of gowns for formal dances." "That's nice." "What did yo' daddy do for you?" "He sent me to a fine finishing school." "What did they teach you?" "Instead of 'kiss my ass', I now say, 'That's nice.' " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mockingbird 0 #3 October 16, 2007 Uh oh, I say this a lot! But I really am sincere. Really. I am. Really. Blue skies & happy jitters ~Mockingbird "Why is there something rather than nothing?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #4 October 16, 2007 You get a pass since you're dingy enough to make up the differenceGet it?.....Belle.....dingy....I slay myself I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 October 16, 2007 My favorite is, "I love her to death... but..." After the "but..." come the scorching flames, as if it is somehow ok. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #6 October 16, 2007 You're a true Southern Belle because you need more cow bell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #7 October 16, 2007 Rumor has it that you put sugar on your grits. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #8 October 16, 2007 Quote Rumor has it that you put sugar on your grits. That's just wrong. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #9 October 16, 2007 Quote Rumor has it that you put sugar on your grits. You act like there is something wrong with that. Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #10 October 16, 2007 grits are just wrong. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #11 October 16, 2007 I don't think that you can get more southern than me, and i can't stand grits. Looks like a bowl of maggot stew to me I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #12 October 16, 2007 I say it a lot and am sincere as well. I say "yes mam" too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #13 October 16, 2007 Quote Quote Rumor has it that you put sugar on your grits. You act like there is something wrong with that. Yankee. Grits is stick-to-the-ribs food for the soul. Grits, rice and Kraft Mac N Cheese got me through college. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #14 October 16, 2007 no, bbq ribs are good stick-to-the-ribs food for the soul. And rice is for crotch rockets. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #15 October 16, 2007 Quote Grits, rice and Kraft Mac N Cheese got me through college. Well that certainly explains a few things. I'll bring you some of the best grits you have ever tasted this weekend. These are so good they don't need sugar. Back to Katee's original topic - I have never heard anyone say "Bless your heart" and had it actually sound sincere. Like you, I think it is all sarcasm.Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #16 October 16, 2007 Quote I say it a lot and am sincere as well. I say "yes mam" too. I say yes mistressSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #17 October 16, 2007 Quote and had it actually sound sincere Hey! I can make it sound sincereI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johndh1 0 #18 October 16, 2007 Quotegrits are just wrong. You just haven't had shrimp-n-grits prepared well. You would definitely change your mind. I mean, they are just a "filler," to me, like rice, and on the rare occasion I have them, to hold together the good stuff, like eggs and cheese and diced tomato. But the shrimp & grits are definitely something you would probably enjoy - if you like shrimp, that is.Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #19 October 16, 2007 Quote You get a pass since you're dingy enough to make up the differenceGet it?.....Belle.....dingy....I slay myself If only we were to be so lucky.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
