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this poll reminds me of a tucker max story i read here

and i voted that you're a sick fucker.

dude, just sick.:S:S:P



Oh God, that was just fucking sick... B| I absolutely would not want a girl like that... I don't care if she's Miss World or something, fuck that... :S:S:S
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From a guys point of view no problem. Its all natural huh! But you gotta ask yourself what kind of women would do a thing like that though.

However it would make your mornings more efficient...

Shit
Shave
Shower
Suck

What a way to start the day ;)

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From a guys point of view no problem. Its all natural huh! But you gotta ask yourself what kind of women would do a thing like that though.

However it would make your mornings more efficient...

Shit
Shave
Shower
Suck


What a way to start the day ;)



Being that a blumpkin includes the first, your order is slightly askew. Unless you take two dumps of course. ;)

In any case, gross. :o
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So, is it that thing that girl did at the end of the story? 'Cause it seems you'd need to be a few sammiches short of a picnic to enjoy something like that. Blech.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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So, is it that thing that girl did at the end of the story? 'Cause it seems you'd need to be a few sammiches short of a picnic to enjoy something like that. Blech.



I dont belive that quite describes the sickness.
Every once in a while I think I might be a bit freaky. then something like this comes along and I dont even know what the hell it is. Then after finding out what it is, I realize, Im closer to celebacy than I am to that freaky shit! :S:D:D
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So, is it that thing that girl did at the end of the story? 'Cause it seems you'd need to be a few sammiches short of a picnic to enjoy something like that. Blech.



What, a Junior League meeting? I agree!!;)
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And to think people were getting bored here today.



I wasn't so bored that I couldn't have lived the rest of my life without the visual. :S

I voted for "sick fucker" because "shit-stirrer" wasn't one of the choices. :|

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So, is it that thing that girl did at the end of the story? 'Cause it seems you'd need to be a few sammiches short of a picnic to enjoy something like that. Blech.



What, a Junior League meeting? I agree!!;)



Always there for the ally-oop - I love that about you! High five! :D

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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I wish, I hadn't opened this! [:/]


Chuck



Well, that's the risk you run in this place. 8 out of 10 threads - not so bad, some boobies thrown in. The other 2 - you'll never scrub the visuals from your brain.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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I wish, I hadn't opened this! [:/]


Chuck





Well, that's the risk you run in this place. 8 out of 10 threads - not so bad, some boobies thrown in. The other 2 - you'll never scrub the visuals from your brain.



Just for you Chuck I posted some nice boobies to wash the visual from your mind.

Enjoy :D

nsfw



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I wish, I hadn't opened this! [:/]


Chuck



Well, that's the risk you run in this place. 8 out of 10 threads - not so bad, some boobies thrown in. The other 2 - you'll never scrub the visuals from your brain.


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...and this, is one of them. That's me... the ol' risk taker! Leastwise, the next time I hear the word 'blumpkin'... I'll dang sure know what they're talkin' about!:D


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I wish, I hadn't opened this! [:/]


Chuck





Well, that's the risk you run in this place. 8 out of 10 threads - not so bad, some boobies thrown in. The other 2 - you'll never scrub the visuals from your brain.



Just for you Chuck I posted some nice boobies to wash the visual from your mind.

Enjoy :D

nsfw


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This is a trick... huh?


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