turtlespeed 212 #1 October 18, 2007 Only Serious Applicants Need Apply: 1) Must be female 2) Must be easy on the eyes 3) Must be willing to make sammiches as needed 4) Can make a beer run as needed 5) Is ok with being pampered if I feel better 6) Gives/offers massages without asking or begging 7) Excellent cuddlenapper 8) Doesn't get all dramafied 9) Distributes meds as needed 10) Gives good sponge baths 11) Nurse Outfit Encouraged - PM pics for consideration 12) Actual Nursing Degree NOT requiredI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #2 October 18, 2007 Quote8) Doesn't get all dramafied Skydivers need not apply.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #3 October 18, 2007 Quote Skydivers need not apply. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skootz 0 #4 October 18, 2007 1) Must be female 2) Must be easy on the eyes 3) Must be willing to make sammiches as needed 4) Can make a beer run as needed 5) Is ok with being pampered if I feel better 6) Gives/offers massages without asking or begging 7) Excellent cuddlenapper 8) Doesn't get all dramafied 9) Distributes meds as needed 10) Gives good sponge baths - - And actually wants to be Turtles nurse Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #5 October 18, 2007 Quote Only Serious Applicants Need Apply: 1) Must be female 2) must be easy on the eyes 3) Must be willing to make sammiches as needed 4) Can make a beer run as needed 5) Is ok with being pampered if I feel better 6) Gives/offers massages without asking or begging 7) Excellent cuddlenapper 8) Doesn't get all dramafied 9) Distributes meds as needed 10) Gives good sponge baths But im not a nurse, so I guess im missing the main qualification... oh well next..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #6 October 18, 2007 Quote Quote Only Serious Applicants Need Apply: 1) Must be female 2) must be easy on the eyes 3) Must be willing to make sammiches as needed 4) Can make a beer run as needed 5) Is ok with being pampered if I feel better 6) Gives/offers massages without asking or begging 7) Excellent cuddlenapper 8) Doesn't get all dramafied 9) Distributes meds as needed 10) Gives good sponge baths But im not a nurse, so I guess im missing the main qualification... oh well next..... Actual Nursing degree not required. However - A nurses outfit is highly encouraged.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #7 October 18, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Only Serious Applicants Need Apply: 1) Must be female 2) must be easy on the eyes 3) Must be willing to make sammiches as needed 4) Can make a beer run as needed 5) Is ok with being pampered if I feel better 6) Gives/offers massages without asking or begging 7) Excellent cuddlenapper 8) Doesn't get all dramafied 9) Distributes meds as needed 10) Gives good sponge baths But im not a nurse, so I guess im missing the main qualification... oh well next..... Actual Nursing degree not required. However - A nurses outfit is highly encouraged. woo hoo, im still in the running... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #8 October 18, 2007 Does that mean I qualify?????? DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #9 October 18, 2007 Quote Does that mean I qualify?????? As long as you don't bring Mr. Longfingers with you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #10 October 18, 2007 Quote Quote Does that mean I qualify?????? As long as you don't bring Mr. Longfingers with you. what....no sense of adventure or fun??? Turtle, I expected more from youDPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #11 October 18, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Does that mean I qualify?????? As long as you don't bring Mr. Longfingers with you. Quote what....no sense of adventure or fun??? Always - just not with the likes of Doc. Quote Turtle, I expected more from you Can you be more specific?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #12 October 18, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Does that mean I qualify?????? As long as you don't bring Mr. Longfingers with you. Quote what....no sense of adventure or fun??? Always - just not with the likes of Doc. Quote Turtle, I expected more from you Can you be more specific? DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #13 October 18, 2007 I think crazy K fits into your specshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #14 October 18, 2007 Quote I think crazy K fits into your specs Nah, just send a large German woman named Helga to him. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #15 October 18, 2007 Actual Nursing degree not required.However - A nurses outfit is highly encouraged.nurse outfit...check :) Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #16 October 18, 2007 #1 #4 necessary for #9 #9 Distribute meds to self after turtle passes out.Get well!!! is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #17 October 18, 2007 Quote Actual Nursing degree not required. However - A nurses outfit is highly encouraged. 11. Must post pics of outfit they plan on wearing. (Nurses outfit, librarian, catholic girl, etc.) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #18 October 18, 2007 Quote Quote Actual Nursing degree not required. However - A nurses outfit is highly encouraged. 11. Must post pics of outfit they plan on wearing. (Nurses outfit, librarian, catholic girl, etc.) Good Catch - Edited Version: Only Serious Applicants Need Apply: 1) Must be female 2) Must be easy on the eyes 3) Must be willing to make sammiches as needed 4) Can make a beer run as needed 5) Is ok with being pampered if I feel better 6) Gives/offers massages without asking or begging 7) Excellent cuddlenapper 8) Doesn't get all dramafied 9) Distributes meds as needed 10) Gives good sponge baths 11) Nurse Outfit Encouraged - PM pics for consideration 12) Actual Nursing Degree NOT requiredI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #19 October 18, 2007 Quote 11) Nurse Outfit Encouraged - PM pics for consideration Selfish!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #20 October 18, 2007 Quote Quote 11) Nurse Outfit Encouraged - PM pics for consideration Selfish!!! I'm allowedI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #21 October 18, 2007 You're a loud what?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #22 October 18, 2007 QuoteYou're a loud what? Selfish guy with a PM box full of pics from the nurse applicants.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #23 October 18, 2007 Quote Quote You're a loud what? Selfish guy with a PM box full of pics from the nurse applicants. PM sent CReW Skies, bubbles"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #24 October 18, 2007 """As long as you don't bring Mr. Longfingers with you. """ O please can I come please please I'll use my pinkie "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #25 October 18, 2007 Quote Quote what....no sense of adventure or fun??? Always - just not with the likes of Doc. HEY! Why the hell not! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
