BillyVance 34 #1 October 18, 2007 I told you guys it was going to be back to the usual. So... caption this! Kinda NSFW"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #2 October 18, 2007 Oh god, I'm touching him, I'm touching him, oh god, make it stop, oh god..._____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #3 October 18, 2007 Oh my god, I'm gonna cream my jeans. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #4 October 18, 2007 [Short bus voice]Daddy!!! I get to play soccer daddy!!! look at me!!! I'm playing soccer! Hi mr. police man! My daddy calls this my birthday suit![/short bus voice] Cop: I hate my job.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #5 October 18, 2007 "After this job I'm gonna have to give free blowjobs to lepers to regain my self-respect."Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #6 October 18, 2007 Just from the facial expressions, I would say: "The Agony, and the Ecstasy""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #7 October 18, 2007 Bollocks! I wish we had tasers like those American blokes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #8 October 18, 2007 How YOU doin!?!Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #9 October 18, 2007 The sarg' said that he wanted you to go UNDER COVER not UNCOVERED. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #10 October 18, 2007 This photo was taken mere moments after Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #11 October 18, 2007 "Winners of the West Hollywood Couple's Slow Dance Competition, Adam and Bruce!" My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #12 October 18, 2007 Quote I told you guys it was going to be back to the usual. So... caption this! Kinda NSFW I can't believe I just gave this guy a blumpkin!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #13 October 18, 2007 You must show EMOTION when you're ballroom dancing! Now DANCE!! With EMOTION! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #14 October 18, 2007 Andy Copland attends his first Village People ConcertI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #15 October 18, 2007 "Sen. Craig better appreciate this..."--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 771 #16 October 18, 2007 This year's game of 'catch the greased up deaf guy' was a great success!I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #17 October 18, 2007 The alleged naked man (shown in photo) has entered a Not Guilty plea in court today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goody_23 0 #18 October 18, 2007 So... caption this! Dispite the onlook of the stadium, another case of police brutality against mentatally handicapped people.SKYDIVING = HAPPY Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #19 October 18, 2007 Policemen's ball tickets now on sale, formal attire not required (I.C.D#2 VP) "<3 ..Looks like breasts coming out of an ice cream cone. Mmmm."~John Mitchell "I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #20 October 18, 2007 "paging billy vance" "paging mr billy vance" "please stop by the lost and found located at the entrance of the stadium we have located some personal items of yours"if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RSG 0 #21 October 18, 2007 The policeman : HE SMELLS like sh%%%%_________________________________________ R S G = Ready Set Goooooooooo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #22 October 18, 2007 That guy looks like he's in hog heaven. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #23 October 18, 2007 Cop -"This is the last time I swap shifts with AggieDave!"I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #24 October 19, 2007 QuoteThis year's game of 'catch the greased up deaf guy' was a great success! brilliant! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #25 October 19, 2007 For using his hands while tackling, Joel got a red card from the referee.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
