How Have You Gotten a First Date?

[JENNR8R 0]

I read in another thread where a woman had some furniture for sale during a move. The guy who bought the furniture stayed to help her move and offered his phone number in case she needed him again. She's going to ask him out.

How have you gotten a first date?

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[jumpergirl 0]

Ask for some coaching jumps.

Actually, it wasn't planned like that, but in the end... well... we're getting married in October.

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[BETO74 0]

I dated a girl who crash into my truck after she ran a red light, funny history, good endind

http://web.mac.com/ac057a/iWeb/AC057A/H0M3.html

[bozo 0]

handgun.



bozo

bozo
Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

[Zipp0 1]

When I had a beach house, I met a couple future girlfriends when I woke up and they were sleeping on my floor. I had a few roommates, so after drinking heavily you never knew what you would wake up to.

Damn, those were some good times.....

Zipp0

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

[sharimcm 0]

I bought a car from him... Well, actually the dealership, but I got him along with the car.

Actually, it took about two weeks after the sale when I finally got tired of just "talking" when I asked him if he was gay or turning down my advances for a reason. Turns out... He wasn't gay... Or, he was and just wanted to prove a point.

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

[jumpjunkie2004 0]

By looking at a guy and smiling?

It's the devil in me - I've got a powerful stare.

Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

[wmw999 2,120]

The internet.
My son fixed me up with someone.
Got a ride from someone at a boogie.

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[raftman 12]

Hey little girl, would you like some candy?

[TEB6363 0]

Kicked her .. Sitting on the wall at the Bomb Shelter.. She walked by and was not really paying attention to me.. Just had to swing my feet a little farther to get her attention

She got me back

Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

[cocheese 0]

I had her at "Hello".

[airtwardo 6]

Rufies

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[GiaKrembs 0]

Drunk Dial....

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Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

[JENNR8R 0]

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Rufies

Huh?... What's a rufie? Maybe I don't want to know.

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[NWFlyer 2]

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Drunk Dial....

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The blue thong?

[scaryshari 0]

Anyone who can approach me and do this would get a first date

http://www.break.com/index/flinfart.html

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[GiaKrembs 0]

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Drunk Dial....

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The blue thong?

Yup, he had me @ Barry White!

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

[TEB6363 0]

Love a girl with High Standard

Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

[Thanatos340 1]

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Anyone who can approach me and do this would get a first date

What about if I could do it hands free??

[waltappel 1]

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Rufies

Huh?... What's a rufie? Maybe I don't want to know.

A date rape drug.

(He was kidding!!!!)

Walt

[scaryshari 0]

Excellent display of sphincter control!! Hands free version is an option, as long as a gas mask is provided.

is

[Thanatos340 1]

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Hands free version is an option, as long as a gas mask is provided

Great!!

Now that I finally got Gilligan’s Island down pat.. Now I gotta go and learn the Flintstones!

OK.. revising the packing list for Skyfest.. Add coupons for Krystal Chili-Cheese Pups and extra change of underwear!!

[scaryshari 0]

You'll have to do it awaay from the DZ. Nobody farts at Spaceland.

Practice up...i really need a date!!

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[JENNR8R 0]

Huh?... What's a rufie? Maybe I don't want to know.

[Icon134 0]

lets see... I don't really like the concept of dating... I'm still hoping to meet someone while doing the things I enjoy doing myself...

but... I have been on a few dates... the last time I went out on a date we had met a couple of times off and on around the installation... and I invited her out to welcome the return of a friend of mine... (basically an excuse for my circle of friends to go out to dinner...) and after dinner I asked for her # then a week or so later we went to the movies and got a bite to eat at a local Tai/Japanese place...

she was/is a great young woman (very smart)... unfortunately she got an assignment in Korea... then Hawaii... and I haven't had a chance to talk to her in a while...

I may need to do some intel and see if I can't manage to drop her a line...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...