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turtlespeed

So it's been a while since I have been married . . .

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***Do you count Rosie Palmer in that estimate?

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I quit paying her because she keeps falling asleep on me.:P That's the ultimate rejection.:D:D



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I think I just pee'd a little!
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Try the pads with wings . . .


Do they come with an optional sunroof?:o


Like you need one.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Whenever I have considered marriage, I have always just used the shortcut: I find a woman I hate and give her half my stuff.:|



I could be that woman. I'm pretty sure I could make you hate me. :|



I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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You do realize that all three of these ladies are Christians, don't you? What's wrong with this picture? :S



Are you saying I can't sample before buying?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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You do realize that all three of these ladies are Christians, don't you? What's wrong with this picture? :S



Are you saying I can't sample before buying?

That's exactly what I'm saying... :D
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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You do realize that all three of these ladies are Christians, don't you? What's wrong with this picture? :S



Are you saying I can't sample before buying?


I thought you went straight to the "buying" phase of all this, anyway! What, are you trying to do a lease-to-own sorta thing?
TPM Sister #102

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And here I just went and got married last weekend without knowing you were ready for a new wife. Day late and a dollar short...the story of my life. :P

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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You do realize that all three of these ladies are Christians, don't you? What's wrong with this picture? :S



No Lions? :$

I think Turtle would be considered the Lion in this scenario. ;)
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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And here I just went and got married last weekend without knowing you were ready for a new wife. Day late and a dollar short...the story of my life. :P



OH PULEEEZE!

You knew by the hundreds of PMs (and subsequent restraining order) that you were my first choice as a new wife.:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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You do realize that all three of these ladies are Christians, don't you? What's wrong with this picture? :S



ROFL! I just am not even going to start speculating as to what that means.


Yeah Im there with ya on that one... not even gonna go there!!!!:P


Why not - what are you skeered of?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I could be that woman. I'm pretty sure I could make you hate me. :|



And I'm sure the only thing worse than getting divorced would be getting divorced from a lawyer.[:/]
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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AHEM~ You need a list of sane qualified judges for said list of potentials.

Head Judge: guppie01

I aint lettin you make another mistake buddy!!!!

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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I could be that woman. I'm pretty sure I could make you hate me. :|



And I'm sure the only thing worse than getting divorced would be getting divorced from a lawyer.[:/]



Yeah....remember the 1st part of 'half' is HA! :)










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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I quit paying her because she keeps falling asleep on me.:P That's the ultimate rejection.:D:D



:D:D:D
I think I just pee'd a little!
:D:D:D


Try the pads with wings . . .


Do they come with an optional sunroof?:o


Like you need one.:ph34r:


Don't make me move the sign.:|
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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