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Are you going to ask me to marry you? :|



Yes. Eventually.


*Sigh.* Jenn wins. I KNEW I shouldn't have mentioned the prenup! :D


Au Contraire... He plans on making you his future ex-wife prior to said affair.


These are not questions -

However - you are correct.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Are you going to ask me to marry you? :|



Yes. Eventually.


*Sigh.* Jenn wins. I KNEW I shouldn't have mentioned the prenup! :D


Au Contraire... He plans on making you his future ex-wife prior to said affair.


Poor turtle. He doesn't have very good decision-making skills, does he?
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Why would it be practical to make a wallet out of the chopped off foreskins from circumcisions?



Conservation. It's important to use all resources to their full extent.
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Where is the picture of your water landing at Lost Prairie under the Pap?



The digital information of the image is stored in this very laptop.



Have you posted the picture and if so, where can I see it?
"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

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Are you going to ask me to marry you? :|



Yes. Eventually.


*Sigh.* Jenn wins. I KNEW I shouldn't have mentioned the prenup! :D


Au Contraire... He plans on making you his future ex-wife prior to said affair.


Poor turtle. He doesn't have very good decision-making skills, does he?


He's trying to use up all of his resources before they're no longer available to him. Hence, trying to obtain as many ex-wives as possible.
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Where is the picture of your water landing at Lost Prairie under the Pap?



The digital information of the image is stored in this very laptop.



Have you posted the picture and if so, where can I see it?



It hposted here on Bonfire somewhere, and you may see it very soon if you stay tuned to this thread . . .

We'll be right back after a short commercial break
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Why would it be practical to make a wallet out of the chopped off foreskins from circumcisions?



Conservation. It's important to use all resources to their full extent.


:D True, that is important, but it is the practicality that I need to know.


Because it makes a great gift for bah mitzvahs.
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Why doesn't he forget the divorcing part and put together a little harem?



He'd have to move to Utah.:|


Oh. I was hoping for some place a little more exotic.


Would you prefer Iran?
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Why doesn't he forget the divorcing part and put together a little harem?



He'd have to move to Utah.:|


Oh. I was hoping for some place a little more exotic.


The answer to your query (Unsaid as it was) Is Runnaway Bay Jamaica, we can honey moon there.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Girls have Nice Syndrome too, was not just asking about the men.

As a member of the Nice Syndrome club, I have to agree with Turtle's response. :o:)



Yep, im in that club too....[:/]


How many times have you heard, "Hey could you tie my shoe while I hit on that chic?"
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Why doesn't he forget the divorcing part and put together a little harem?



He'd have to move to Utah.:|


Oh. I was hoping for some place a little more exotic.


The answer to your query (Unsaid as it was) Is Runnaway Bay Jamaica, we can honey moon there.


Is that where you cover yourselves in honey and run around the island stark nekkid?
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Are you going to ask me to marry you? :|



Yes. Eventually.


*Sigh.* Jenn wins. I KNEW I shouldn't have mentioned the prenup! :D

No, I didn't read his answer that way at all. I knew I hadn't won when he put Sunny's name on top of the list. [:/]

You may have stipulated the prenup, but I said no harems. We can't put all of these conditions on the guys. Our names just slip farther down the list. :(
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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Why would it be practical to make a wallet out of the chopped off foreskins from circumcisions?



Conservation. It's important to use all resources to their full extent.


:D True, that is important, but it is the practicality that I need to know.


Because it makes a great gift for bah mitzvahs.


Because if rub your wallet for long enough, it will turn into a suitcase :ph34r:

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