DZ WAR....(NOT)!!!!!!!LMAO

[popsjumper 2]

(Appropriately sung to the tune of the Oscar Meyer Weiner Song)


My DZ has a bozo
To this I must confess

My DZ has a bozo
It's C-H-R-I-S

And if you listen, this he'll say,
"It's no fun to be so gay
and have defective DNA."

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[BillyVance 34]

IBTL! [Laugh]

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[douwanto 22]

AWE I never had any one care enough to write a song for me.......

Wrong name though Chris Gay is that guy that just set the 100 WAY CRW WORLD RECORD>>>>>>>>

EVERYONE give it up for the 100 way......................And dont forget that other Chris from SDA who was also in the formation .............

Uncle/GrandPapa Whit
Unico Rodriguez # 245
Muff Brother # 2421

[skyberdyber 0]

Alright enough already, let's rumble.

"Rule number 1- No touching of the hair or face....and that's it. Now let's do this!"

http://www.skydiveatlanta.com
http://www.musiccityskydiving.com

[denete 2]

Can I use a trident?

[freefallfreak 0]

Rule #2. No touching of the genitalia (unless you are female, young, attractive and have ulterior motives such as gentle, loving caresses). In that case, I volunteer to be your boytoy.

TripleF

"Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

[denete 2]

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If this is going to turn into some Bloods/Crips - Dz vs DZ shit.. We get the Blue Bandanas. Red has never been my color.

Dammit J, I've got a bunch of red bandanas. Now what am I gonna do?! Switch dropzones?

I bet I'll have to learn a whole new dance for the rumble scene too.

Dammit!!!

[douwanto 22]

Wait Wait Wait.... has to be some where neutral......say....ASC???????

Uncle/GrandPapa Whit
Unico Rodriguez # 245
Muff Brother # 2421

[dbattman 0]

Red and blue? Nah, if we're gonna throw down it needs to be (wrist flip) stylish.

[dbattman 0]

I have good intelligence that the Silver Wings are launching an airborne invasion Saturday to disarm The Farm of their five alarm chilli and baked beans WMD. Someone move their accuracy target out onto the pond and we'll catch them by surprise while they're swimming out!

Muhahahaha

[popsjumper 2]

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I have good intelligence that the Silver Wings are launching an airborne invasion Saturday to disarm The Farm of their five alarm chilli and baked beans WMD.

I think I'll change flights.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[denete 2]

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I have good intelligence that the Silver Wings are launching an airborne invasion Saturday to disarm The Farm of their five alarm chilli and baked beans WMD.

I think I'll change flights.

All I can picture is the beans scene from Blazing Saddles.

SCR #14809

"our attitude is the thing most capable of keeping us safe"
(look, grab, look, grab, peel, punch, punch, arch)

[Bolas 5]

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I have good intelligence that the Silver Wings are launching an airborne invasion Saturday to disarm The Farm of their five alarm chilli and baked beans WMD. Someone move their accuracy target out onto the pond and we'll catch them by surprise while they're swimming out!

Muhahahaha

Can you swim in mud?

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[dbattman 0]

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I have good intelligence that the Silver Wings are launching an airborne invasion Saturday to disarm The Farm of their five alarm chilli and baked beans WMD. Someone move their accuracy target out onto the pond and we'll catch them by surprise while they're swimming out!

Muhahahaha

I am, of course, only kidding here about having them land in the pond just because the target is there so I'll apologize upfront to the Wings team. Now returning to the DZ Wars thread coverage because the horse hasn't 'quite' been beaten to death yet.