skybytch 259 #1 November 30, 2007 I'm sure it's been done before but what the hell, Beth got me all excited with her masturbation thread and... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #2 November 30, 2007 not today. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 November 30, 2007 I haven't tried it but I would think that it's easier to get a blow job while driving, but that's just me."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #4 November 30, 2007 I don't know, but probably.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #5 November 30, 2007 Quote I haven't tried it but I would think that it's easier to get a blow job while driving, but that's just me. Who would do that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #6 November 30, 2007 It doesn't work very well, but it seems to amuse passing truckers. Well, not that I would know; I'm just guessing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #7 November 30, 2007 Quote Quote I haven't tried it but I would think that it's easier to get a blow job while driving, but that's just me. Who would do that? just a quick search revealed that SUNSHINE would Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #8 November 30, 2007 Sure. Long drives can be boring. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #9 November 30, 2007 Someone once told me that for a woman, the best way to get out of a DUI is to tell the cop who pulled you over that you were masturbating and that's why the driving was erratic. She swore that a male cop would be so flustered, he would let you go. I believe the person who told me this probably used the excuse before AND probably also has masturbated while driving. But for the record, I don't advocate driving under the influence OR distracting yourself while driving in other ways ...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 November 30, 2007 Quote Quote I haven't tried it but I would think that it's easier to get a blow job while driving, but that's just me. Who would do that? My wife would, with the top down on a convertible sports car coupe, while passing a line of truckers... I thought I heard a couple of horns but I wasn't sure. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cderham 0 #11 November 30, 2007 Not personaly but I have talked a young lady thru it a few times. Chris It's Jimmy Time!! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Team-Fast-As-Fuck/6099474213 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #12 November 30, 2007 After working a 24 sometimes it was the only way to keep myself awake on the hour long drive home from workDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #13 November 30, 2007 um...yeah.This is why it is best to have leather seats. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #14 November 30, 2007 ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #15 November 30, 2007 Quote It doesn't work very well, but it seems to amuse passing truckers. Well, not that I would know; I'm just guessing. It must have worked reasonably well or said truckers wouldn't have been passing you. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 November 30, 2007 Quote not today. Day ain't OVER yet Bozo! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #17 November 30, 2007 Quote Quote It doesn't work very well, but it seems to amuse passing truckers. Well, not that I would know; I'm just guessing. It must have worked reasonably well or said truckers wouldn't have been passing you. Blues, Dave Nuthin' like handing the toll booth guy sticky change! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #18 November 30, 2007 No, never while driving - the tee box is too exposed. So what I do is select a long par 4 or par 5 with a dogleg. Being right handed, if it's a dogleg left I'll slice one into the woods (I'll hook it if a dogleg left) and take a little while to find my ball, no pun intended. If happened upon, merely feign that you are taking a leak. Then whomeever sees you thinks it's ALWAYS that big. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #19 November 30, 2007 Quote Quote Quote It doesn't work very well, but it seems to amuse passing truckers. Well, not that I would know; I'm just guessing. It must have worked reasonably well or said truckers wouldn't have been passing you. Blues, Dave Nuthin' like handing the toll booth guy sticky change! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #20 November 30, 2007 Wow lawrocket, that's a well thought out plan. Then again, you lawyers always have to be prepared. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #21 November 30, 2007 Quote Wow lawrocket, that's a well thought out plan. Then again, you lawyers always have to be prepared. Yep. A rubber glove is my version of birth control... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #22 November 30, 2007 Quote Quote Wow lawrocket, that's a well thought out plan. Then again, you lawyers always have to be prepared. Yep. A rubber glove is my version of birth control... A rubber doll is Shane's! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #23 November 30, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Wow lawrocket, that's a well thought out plan. Then again, you lawyers always have to be prepared. Yep. A rubber glove is my version of birth control... A rubber doll is Shane's! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #24 November 30, 2007 Yup. While looking at a pic of you pointing, then I blew my load into a red cup. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
