sunshine 2 #26 November 21, 2007 Quote Well, I may or may not know the effects on the man when (if) I rub my boobs against him.....but I definately know the effects on me. I'm not a man, but you can rub your boobies on me anytime baby!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #27 November 21, 2007 I thought you didn't even like the word boobies. I'm so confused. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #28 November 21, 2007 Quote Quote [shakes head] Honestly guys! Yes they might be nice for you to look at... but seriously?! They can't be THAT distracting! I'm sorry. Did you say something? I was watching your boobs move when you shook your head. I believe you sent me a picture that proves how distracting they are to you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
streaker 0 #29 November 21, 2007 Or am I just a perv? Aren't we all? Have a yippee ki ya day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 197 #30 November 21, 2007 I vote she knew exactly what she was doing. Ladies, do you really expect us guys to think that you can't feel your boobs pressing against someone's back? You've been self-conscious of them since you were like 12. It's kinda like us going up to you and ru...ah, never mind.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 122 #31 November 21, 2007 QuoteThis woman walked up & leaned in to talk to me & her boobs pressed up against my shoulder/upper arm. She did it a couple of times. If you had slid your hand up to scratch your shoulder/upper arm and she didn't move then that would be a sure sign that she knew what she was doing.Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #32 November 21, 2007 Quote Quote Well, I may or may not know the effects on the man when (if) I rub my boobs against him.....but I definately know the effects on me. I'm not a man, but you can rub your boobies on me anytime baby!! Right back at ya! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #33 November 21, 2007 QuoteI vote she knew exactly what she was doing. Ladies, do you really expect us guys to think that you can't feel your boobs pressing against someone's back? You've been self-conscious of them since you were like 12. It's kinda like us going up to you and ru...ah, never mind. No it is isn't. It isn't at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ryoder 1,380 #34 November 21, 2007 Quote Quote Well, I may or may not know the effects on the man when (if) I rub my boobs against him.....but I definately know the effects on me. I'm not a man, but you can rub your boobies on me anytime baby!! OK, this is getting way out of hand! I think I need to stand between you two to keep you separated."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RALFFERS 0 #35 November 21, 2007 Quote his woman walked up to me & leaned in to talk to me over the loud music & her boobs pressed up against my shoulder/upper arm. Dude, this is a no-brainer... Body language says it all... PM sent.Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mccallj 0 #36 November 21, 2007 Quote It's kinda like us going up to you and ru...ah, never mind. Quote No it is isn't. It isn't at all. So can we rub our balls up against women randomly at bars?“Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his shit into a truck.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites aprilcat 0 #37 November 21, 2007 Quote Quote A lot of women *do* understand the effects of their actions and do it on purpose. I'd say in the situation you described, she didn't even realize. In a bar? Randomly walking up to him? "You look like my cousin?" Methinks that's an attempt to start a conversation, aka a "non-line" line. She knew. Ding!! The only way that can be misinterpreted is if it was High Mass and she was a nun oh wait..and IN the church!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #38 November 21, 2007 Oh yes, please do, but be sure and let me know first. I'm bringing my video camera. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #39 November 21, 2007 QuoteQuote It's kinda like us going up to you and ru...ah, never mind. Quote No it is isn't. It isn't at all. So can we rub our balls up against women randomly at bars? Of course not, breasts are not the same and you know it. They're just THERE. If you leaned against me with your chest, would you notice? Probably not. We can't help that they stick out and they are NOT the same thing as your genitalia. For one thing, one is a lot lower than the other. Doh. What this thread proves without a doubt is how many men just totally misunderstand women. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites aprilcat 0 #40 November 21, 2007 QuoteQuoteDid you at least get her number? like I said, she was a little too old for me.. Not too bad looking though. ( & nice boobs) She had been sitting over at a table w/ some friends a few feet away from me for some time before she approached me. Okay..so continue with the story.. Did you invite her to sit down and buy her a drink or did you send her back to her friends with 'No, I'm not your cousin, I don't even KNOW anyone by that last name..and I've never been to Utah' line? How 'old' is old? 30? 40? 50? 60? You were distracted by her boobs so did you even see her face upclose? (don't try to tell us yes, we won't believe you! You were hypnotized by the boobies!) So did you buy her a drink?~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mccallj 0 #41 November 21, 2007 Well its not my fault that if in the course of leaning into talk to you my balls happen to come to rest on your leg/ arm/ hand or whatever else happens to be there.“Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his shit into a truck.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #42 November 21, 2007 teabags happen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RALFFERS 0 #43 November 21, 2007 Quote What this thread proves without a doubt is how many men just totally misunderstand women. Prove?....I could swear this is a well known fact ... Most men (if honest) will openly admit they don't understand women. I suspect that maybe the same is true for us, but we're not nearly as complicated. The fact remains that one wrong move from a guy, one wrong statement, and you're shunned - at least in my experience, and certainly many others. There is no method to the madness... Why does it have to be 1 huge mind game? Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #44 November 21, 2007 QuoteWhat this thread proves without a doubt is how many men just totally misunderstand women. So what you are saying is that women are hugely successful at ensuring guys don't get a damned thing? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #45 November 21, 2007 Quote Quote What this thread proves without a doubt is how many men just totally misunderstand women. So what you are saying is that women are hugely successful at ensuring guys don't get a damned thing? That's certainly not the effect I'm striving for. I spell it out pretty plainly. Not all of us think of men as someone to be beaten down. Or up. Whichever the case may be. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites aprilcat 0 #46 November 21, 2007 No..HE ensured he didn't get a damned thing. Unless a woman is related to you..and yes, I'm addressing you personal, MrRocket, if she leaned on you in a nightclub with her boobs pressing against you, would you think it harmless? You being a married man wouldshould respond with caution. A single man should understand this was a very bold come on and of course she knew the power of approaching a man, talking to him..THEN pressing her breasts upon his person. I hope he bought her a drink and talked to her instead of being scared of her (???) age. Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #47 November 21, 2007 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airdvr 197 #48 November 21, 2007 Why does it have to be 1 huge mind game? "I'm a realist. But they'll tell you, "I don't wanna fuck, I wanna make love." And they make you wait. And you wait and wait and wait and wait. And you just keep on waiting, you just wait and finally she gives you some. And it's the best you ever had in your life. You come harder than you've ever came. "This was it. This was the feeling I've been searching for. I finally made love." You didn't make love. It just felt real good. You know why? Because you waited five months for it. If you're starving and somebody throws you a cracker, you gonna be like this: "Goddamn, that's the best cracker I ever ate in my life! "That ain't no regular cracker, was it? What was that, a Saltine? "Goddamn, that was delicious. "That wasn't no Saltine. That was... That was a Ritz. That wasn't a Ritz? "God, that was the best cracker I ever ate in my life. "Can I have another one, please? Please, one more." Then you get married, because you think you've found the bomb. You have the same crackers every day for a year. And you roll over one day and be like: "Hey, I just got some regular old crackers." Eddie Murphy - RawPlease don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 14 #49 November 21, 2007 Quote If you leaned against me with your chest, would you notice? Probably not. Yes, I would. To get that close to someone, even in an elevator, is a definite choice and impossible to ignore. I would not put my chest up against any woman I was not hitting on. Women know where their breasts are, and know what they are touching with them. God bless them all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 1969912 0 #50 November 21, 2007 Maybe she was trying to give you a backrub. 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sartre 0 #32 November 21, 2007 Quote Quote Well, I may or may not know the effects on the man when (if) I rub my boobs against him.....but I definately know the effects on me. I'm not a man, but you can rub your boobies on me anytime baby!! Right back at ya! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #33 November 21, 2007 QuoteI vote she knew exactly what she was doing. Ladies, do you really expect us guys to think that you can't feel your boobs pressing against someone's back? You've been self-conscious of them since you were like 12. It's kinda like us going up to you and ru...ah, never mind. No it is isn't. It isn't at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,380 #34 November 21, 2007 Quote Quote Well, I may or may not know the effects on the man when (if) I rub my boobs against him.....but I definately know the effects on me. I'm not a man, but you can rub your boobies on me anytime baby!! OK, this is getting way out of hand! I think I need to stand between you two to keep you separated."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #35 November 21, 2007 Quote his woman walked up to me & leaned in to talk to me over the loud music & her boobs pressed up against my shoulder/upper arm. Dude, this is a no-brainer... Body language says it all... PM sent.Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccallj 0 #36 November 21, 2007 Quote It's kinda like us going up to you and ru...ah, never mind. Quote No it is isn't. It isn't at all. So can we rub our balls up against women randomly at bars?“Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his shit into a truck.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #37 November 21, 2007 Quote Quote A lot of women *do* understand the effects of their actions and do it on purpose. I'd say in the situation you described, she didn't even realize. In a bar? Randomly walking up to him? "You look like my cousin?" Methinks that's an attempt to start a conversation, aka a "non-line" line. She knew. Ding!! The only way that can be misinterpreted is if it was High Mass and she was a nun oh wait..and IN the church!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #38 November 21, 2007 Oh yes, please do, but be sure and let me know first. I'm bringing my video camera. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #39 November 21, 2007 QuoteQuote It's kinda like us going up to you and ru...ah, never mind. Quote No it is isn't. It isn't at all. So can we rub our balls up against women randomly at bars? Of course not, breasts are not the same and you know it. They're just THERE. If you leaned against me with your chest, would you notice? Probably not. We can't help that they stick out and they are NOT the same thing as your genitalia. For one thing, one is a lot lower than the other. Doh. What this thread proves without a doubt is how many men just totally misunderstand women. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #40 November 21, 2007 QuoteQuoteDid you at least get her number? like I said, she was a little too old for me.. Not too bad looking though. ( & nice boobs) She had been sitting over at a table w/ some friends a few feet away from me for some time before she approached me. Okay..so continue with the story.. Did you invite her to sit down and buy her a drink or did you send her back to her friends with 'No, I'm not your cousin, I don't even KNOW anyone by that last name..and I've never been to Utah' line? How 'old' is old? 30? 40? 50? 60? You were distracted by her boobs so did you even see her face upclose? (don't try to tell us yes, we won't believe you! You were hypnotized by the boobies!) So did you buy her a drink?~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccallj 0 #41 November 21, 2007 Well its not my fault that if in the course of leaning into talk to you my balls happen to come to rest on your leg/ arm/ hand or whatever else happens to be there.“Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his shit into a truck.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #42 November 21, 2007 teabags happen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #43 November 21, 2007 Quote What this thread proves without a doubt is how many men just totally misunderstand women. Prove?....I could swear this is a well known fact ... Most men (if honest) will openly admit they don't understand women. I suspect that maybe the same is true for us, but we're not nearly as complicated. The fact remains that one wrong move from a guy, one wrong statement, and you're shunned - at least in my experience, and certainly many others. There is no method to the madness... Why does it have to be 1 huge mind game? Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #44 November 21, 2007 QuoteWhat this thread proves without a doubt is how many men just totally misunderstand women. So what you are saying is that women are hugely successful at ensuring guys don't get a damned thing? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #45 November 21, 2007 Quote Quote What this thread proves without a doubt is how many men just totally misunderstand women. So what you are saying is that women are hugely successful at ensuring guys don't get a damned thing? That's certainly not the effect I'm striving for. I spell it out pretty plainly. Not all of us think of men as someone to be beaten down. Or up. Whichever the case may be. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #46 November 21, 2007 No..HE ensured he didn't get a damned thing. Unless a woman is related to you..and yes, I'm addressing you personal, MrRocket, if she leaned on you in a nightclub with her boobs pressing against you, would you think it harmless? You being a married man wouldshould respond with caution. A single man should understand this was a very bold come on and of course she knew the power of approaching a man, talking to him..THEN pressing her breasts upon his person. I hope he bought her a drink and talked to her instead of being scared of her (???) age. Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #47 November 21, 2007 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 197 #48 November 21, 2007 Why does it have to be 1 huge mind game? "I'm a realist. But they'll tell you, "I don't wanna fuck, I wanna make love." And they make you wait. And you wait and wait and wait and wait. And you just keep on waiting, you just wait and finally she gives you some. And it's the best you ever had in your life. You come harder than you've ever came. "This was it. This was the feeling I've been searching for. I finally made love." You didn't make love. It just felt real good. You know why? Because you waited five months for it. If you're starving and somebody throws you a cracker, you gonna be like this: "Goddamn, that's the best cracker I ever ate in my life! "That ain't no regular cracker, was it? What was that, a Saltine? "Goddamn, that was delicious. "That wasn't no Saltine. That was... That was a Ritz. That wasn't a Ritz? "God, that was the best cracker I ever ate in my life. "Can I have another one, please? Please, one more." Then you get married, because you think you've found the bomb. You have the same crackers every day for a year. And you roll over one day and be like: "Hey, I just got some regular old crackers." Eddie Murphy - RawPlease don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #49 November 21, 2007 Quote If you leaned against me with your chest, would you notice? Probably not. Yes, I would. To get that close to someone, even in an elevator, is a definite choice and impossible to ignore. I would not put my chest up against any woman I was not hitting on. Women know where their breasts are, and know what they are touching with them. God bless them all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #50 November 21, 2007 Maybe she was trying to give you a backrub. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
