squirrel 0 #26 November 30, 2007 Don't find fault, find remedy -Henry Ford ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #27 November 30, 2007 "Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle." ~Abraham Lincoln ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cashmanimal 0 #28 November 30, 2007 If you leave something until the last minute, it only takes a minute to do.It's all fun and until someone loses an eye... then it's just a game to find the eye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccallj 0 #29 November 30, 2007 "The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time." - George Bernard Shaw "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein "If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?" - Will Rogers“Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his shit into a truck.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #30 November 30, 2007 Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that all was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, and make it possible. T.E Lawrence. I always liked it because the teachers always said i was a day dreamer with my head in the clouds. Fuck them.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #31 November 30, 2007 "Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it." ~Mark Twain ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #32 November 30, 2007 Thomas Edison Quotes: "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. "Many of life's failures are men who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. "Nearly every man who develops an idea works at it up to the point where it looks impossible, and then gets discouraged. That's not the place to become discouraged. "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #33 December 1, 2007 Quote "To do is to be" ~Descartes "To be is to do" ~Voltaire "Do be do be do" ~Frank Sinatra I was really laughing out loud just then...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #34 December 1, 2007 "Could be worse... could be raining." ~ Igor ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccallj 0 #35 December 1, 2007 The average man thinks he isnt.“Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his shit into a truck.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #36 December 1, 2007 "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die" Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #37 December 1, 2007 I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CReWGEEK 1 #39 December 1, 2007 where ever you go, well there you are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #40 December 1, 2007 As you wish.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MNM604 0 #41 December 1, 2007 "I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy that could sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs or the side order of gravy fries? I want high cholesterol. I would eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese. Okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the nonsmoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to. Okay, pal?" --- Denis Leary.......Greatest rant yet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #42 December 1, 2007 "So there you have it" (Dr. Jack Weed - GynOnc) "Hows the baby doing?" and "Primum non nocerum. Secondum use your brainum. Tertium study some morum. Quatrum - Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem." (Dr. Stephen Myers - MFM) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #43 December 1, 2007 Quote "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die" Actually, I poisoned both of them. I've developed a resistance to the poison over the years.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #44 December 1, 2007 Hey, you remember that one time we did that one thing at that one place? I just wanted to tell you that I had a great time.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumper66 0 #45 December 1, 2007 Check the spot.....? "The spot is good... It is America" - Uncle Igor Blue Sky Ranch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumper66 0 #46 December 1, 2007 "Hey... you heard they caught the guy that was setting all those barns on fire..." "I heard.." "Jeeze... ya know fro a while we wondered if it was you guys...Sorry...." Unannamous Ranch Hand.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumper66 0 #47 December 1, 2007 "Terry Gibbons.... I thought I heard or read on the internet you died....." "Sorry to disappoint... But I didn't" Johnnie Skinner Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumper66 0 #48 December 1, 2007 "Gentlemen... There's only 2 ways we're gonna leave this bar... Carrying our shields... Or being carried out upon them.." Master Chief Kieve USN in a very bad bar in th P.I. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumper66 0 #49 December 1, 2007 FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN FUCKER... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #50 December 1, 2007 The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we kill those people. ~Bill Hicks ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
