I'm getting a physical tomorrow....

[Muenkel 0]

and yup, I'm getting the finger up the ass. I really hate that.

What's even more scary is I think my doc enjoys it just a tad.

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Chris

[sartre 0]

Dare I say you just haven't had the finger in that area at the right time?

[BillyVance 34]

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and yup, I'm getting the finger up the ass. I really hate that.

What's even more scary is I think my doc enjoys it just a tad.

So... are you going to croon "moon river" when it happens?

seriously, hope they find you in good health.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Squeak 17]

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and yup, I'm getting the finger up the ass. I really hate that.

What's even more scary is I think my doc enjoys it just a tad.

Tell him to warm his and and kiss you on the cheek 1st

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[Muenkel 0]

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Dare I say you just haven't had the finger in that area at the right time?

That area is truly an exit for me.

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Chris

[wildcard451 0]

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and yup, I'm getting the finger up the ass. I really hate that.

What's even more scary is I think my doc enjoys it just a tad.

Just be worried if you get the rectal exam with both hands on your shoulders.

[BillyVance 34]

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and yup, I'm getting the finger up the ass. I really hate that.

What's even more scary is I think my doc enjoys it just a tad.

Just be worried if you get the rectal exam with both hands on your shoulders.

Or your pony tail, if you have one!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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and yup, I'm getting the finger up the ass. I really hate that.

What's even more scary is I think my doc enjoys it just a tad.

Just be worried if you get the rectal exam with both hands on your shoulders.

Haha.

Unfortunately, I had "the exam" earlier this year.

Most uncomfortable thing in my life :(

[Muenkel 0]

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and yup, I'm getting the finger up the ass. I really hate that.

What's even more scary is I think my doc enjoys it just a tad.

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Just be worried if you get the rectal exam with both hands on your shoulders

Wildcard, Don't ever lose that sense of humor. Your patients are going to need it.

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Chris

[wildcard451 0]

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and yup, I'm getting the finger up the ass. I really hate that.

What's even more scary is I think my doc enjoys it just a tad.

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Just be worried if you get the rectal exam with both hands on your shoulders

Wildcard, Don't ever lose that sense of humor. Your patients are going to need it.

They have to deal with me, I hope THEY have a sense of humor.

[waltappel 1]

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and yup, I'm getting the finger up the ass. I really hate that.

What's even more scary is I think my doc enjoys it just a tad.

Fuck that. Skip the finger up the ass and get a PSA test instead!

Walt

[dannydan 0]

at 45 and trying some new habits since high school and getting away from some old ones, i had my physical about a month ago and the finger WAS gonna be part ofit....HOWEVER, the doc decided NOT to do that test! Instead he left it uP to me if I wanted it after he asked a few questions about pissin (to be blunt) He asked if I have pain when I go (NO, then he asked if I pee alot during the nite? Well, unless I do it in my sleep, i told him NO!
He precided to tell me that the finger was not needed at this time but at about the age of 50 he would probably start the finger then...
I am just thinking that I didnt fit into his dreams that well!!!
So no PAIN no gain.... ;)

: DD good luck

[akarunway 1]

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at 45 and trying some new habits since high school and getting away from some old ones, i had my physical about a month ago and the finger WAS gonna be part ofit....HOWEVER, the doc decided NOT to do that test! Instead he left it uP to me if I wanted it after he asked a few questions about pissin (to be blunt) He asked if I have pain when I go (NO, then he asked if I pee alot during the nite? Well, unless I do it in my sleep, i told him NO!
He precided to tell me that the finger was not needed at this time but at about the age of 50 he would probably start the finger then...
I am just thinking that I didnt fit into his dreams that well!!!
So no PAIN no gain.... ;)

: DD good luck

I just turned 50. Two of my co-workers have someting in common. Same docs finger up their ass. No thanks. I'll wait for non- evasive stuff.

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[ChrisL 2]

What are you guys afraid of?

That you might enjoy it??!

Its a legitimate (and necessary) medical test. Takes a few seconds of discomfort, and its over.

Its a damn sight better than just pretending you will never have any prostate problems in light of how many guys actually do.

BTW, try to garner any sympathy out of a woman about this and you will
just get laughed at

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My mighty steed

[DavidB 0]

Just wait until you get a colonoscopy!

When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

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and yup, I'm getting the finger up the ass. I really hate that.

What's even more scary is I think my doc enjoys it just a tad.

Fuck that. Skip the finger up the ass and get a PSA test instead!

Walt

What if your doc is a chick that you are attracted to?

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
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[waltappel 1]

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What if your doc is a chick that you are attracted to?

I think she's more likely to be attracted to me if I tell her *not* to stick her finger up my ass. I mean jeez, if my job was to stick my finger in someones ass (and I have had a job like that) and someone said, "You know what? You've probably had your finger in enough asses today. Go ahead and skip mine.", I'd like 'em a lot.

My conversation with the doctor during my most recent physical went something like this:

[doc] "So, what test would you like run?"
[me] "blah, blah, blah....and a PSA."
[doc] "Why do you want a PSA done?"
[me] "Because I don't want you sticking your finger up my ass."
[doc] "ok."

edited to add:
BTW, I've had my nuts grabbed by a seriously hot doctor when she did a hernia check. It really didn't do much for me and I doubt it did much for her either.

Walt

[tigra 0]

Amen to that!

[Muenkel 0]

Well, I didn't get the finger up the ass. Yeah for me!

He did give me the ball massage though.

Anyway, overall I'm healthy (head injury problems aside). My cholesterol sucks though and so do my tryglycerides. If only my head didn't hurt so much, I'd do more aerobic exercise.

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Chris

[Remster 24]

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Well, I didn't get the finger up the ass. Yeah for me!

Well, maybe not if you go on a hot date tonight!

Remster

[Muenkel 0]

As I stated before, my ass is an exit only.

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Chris

[turtlespeed 212]

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If only my head didn't hurt so much, I'd do more aerobic exercise.

S.U.I.C.C.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Muenkel 0]

Huh?

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Chris

[turtlespeed 212]

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Huh?

Suck
It
Up
Cup
Cake

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Muenkel 0]

Aah, I like that phrase. I think I heard it first from lawrocket.

Anyway, the physical is over and I survived, so I guess I did S.I.U.C.C..

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Chris