BillyVance 34 #1 December 19, 2007 Quite a few dz.commers got this in an email, but they were all too lazy to post it. It reminded the email sender of Psychobob! I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo stressed and life seems to get funny? Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"... THAT'S when the fight started."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #2 December 19, 2007 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2848819#2848819 Ivan called. The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #3 December 19, 2007 Quote Quite a few dz.commers got this in an email, but they were all too lazy to post it. It reminded the email sender of Psychobob! I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo stressed and life seems to get funny? Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"... THAT'S when the fight started. LOL. That's just plain fucked up.I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 December 19, 2007 Quote Ivan called. Well this one is more detailed. So there! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #5 December 19, 2007 Male employee walks by a female employee & comments, "your hair smells nice!" Immediately the female employee storms off and goes to her supervisor, "Mr. Soanso, I'd like to make a sexual harrassment report." The supervisor asks her to explain why and she repeats the comment the male employee had made. "So? What do you find distressing about a comment like that?" asks the supervisor. "He's a midget!"I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 December 19, 2007 "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #7 December 19, 2007 What do you call a dwarf eskimo with a hard-on? A Frigid Midget With A Rigid Digit! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #8 December 19, 2007 Quote What do you call a dwarf eskimo with a hard-on? A Frigid Midget With A Rigid Digit! skydiveTaylorville.org [email protected] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
