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[MikeForsythe 0]

Well now that you have answered my questions and explained how I got there..............the DZ is now open for business

When I do night or cross country jumps I carry two 3 mile storbes, VX-7 quad band radio, PLB, GPS and a cell phone. While the cell phone would be useless the rest is not. I would not bother with the otter there right now as we can get that out later. I would just call for another otter with floats. I would make sure it was loaded with rum. 48 hours later and the first load is ready to go!!!

By the way, our SAR team has jumped in with chain saws before. We will use them this time to build the Tiki Hut.

So the question is...............who is on the first load?

Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

[Bolas 5]

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Jello J
Turtle
and Wyatt.

That is all.

You really need SkyMonkeyOne.

Then you can get shirts.
"Chuck Blue ruint my skydiving"

if you notice in my response Bolas....I am the only one with boobies.... there was a method to my madness

And if you notice in my answer, I picked a hottie postwhore in training. It's all about mentoring and nurturing new and upcoming talent.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[ladydyver 0]

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Well now that you have answered my questions and explained how I got there..............the DZ is now open for business

When I do night or cross country jumps I carry two 3 mile storbes, VX-7 quad band radio, PLB, GPS and a cell phone. While the cell phone would be useless the rest is not. I would not bother with the otter there right now as we can get that out later. I would just call for another otter with floats. I would make sure it was loaded with rum. 48 hours later and the first load is ready to go!!!

By the way, our SAR team has jumped in with chain saws before. We will use them this time to build the Tiki Hut.

So the question is...............who is on the first load?

Pick Me/! Pick Me!!!!

DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

[ladydyver 0]

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Jello J
Turtle
and Wyatt.

That is all.

You really need SkyMonkeyOne.

Then you can get shirts.
"Chuck Blue ruint my skydiving"

if you notice in my response Bolas....I am the only one with boobies.... there was a method to my madness

And if you notice in my answer, I picked a hottie postwhore in training. It's all about mentoring and nurturing new and upcoming talent.

I will keep working at it......it is difficult to always be in training....so much to learn

DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

[MikeForsythe 0]

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Pick Me/! Pick Me!!!!

See guys, that is how you get the women

nuff said

Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

[Amazon 7]

Hey.. I have two Stihl 031's with 30" bars on em...

[MikeForsythe 0]

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Hey.. I have two Stihl 031's with 30" bars on em...

Any more questions guys? That is number two woman on the island

So to sum it up, the DZ is open with a Tiki Hut, Rum, dog and women.................mission accomplished!!!

Oh, the freighter with the fuel and rest of the supplies will be here by Friday.

Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

[ladydyver 0]

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Pick Me/! Pick Me!!!!

See guys, that is how you get the women

nuff said

LMAO!!!!

never knew I was so eazy

DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

[billvon 2,395]

> You can pick any three commers to be on your team.


John Rich
John Kallend
Chris Schindler

We dig a pit beneath the Otter and put John Rich and Kallend in it, then cover them with palm fronds. Chris starts the engines and waits. John Rich and Kallend argue about guns and eventually touch each other. They annihiliate each other in a burst of pure energy, and the Otter is blown upwards to a height of several hundred feet. The palm fronds protect the aircraft from damage.

Chris is ready for this, and immediately adds power until we're flying. We climb to 3000 feet, where I make a jump with a case of Angel's Share, six coconuts and a supply of peanut brittle. Chris flies on to the mainland where a boat (crewed by Val, Trina and Molly) is dispatched to pick me up.

Really quite simple!

[turtlespeed 212]

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Jello J
Turtle
and Wyatt.

That is all.

Sorry Hippie - Hottie would miss you too much . . .

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I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[yardhippie 0]

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Jello J
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and Wyatt.

That is all.

Sorry Hippie - Hottie would miss you too much . . .

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You know who you are . . . PM me and I'll confirm.

Thats ok. I'll remember that next time your in the ATL.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[turtlespeed 212]

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Jello J
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That is all.

Sorry Hippie - Hottie would miss you too much . . .

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You know who you are . . . PM me and I'll confirm.

Thats ok. I'll remember that next time your in the ATL.

I'll be there Monday.

I was going to surprise you -

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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ok, we'll need a logger, a civil engineer, and a dentist.

No gynecologist?!

good point .. strike the civil engineer, add the gynecologist!

Ya know.... there was actually this one time that I did help cut a tree in half using firearms. (long story, jeep got stuck on the downed tree, had to cut it in half - the tree, not the jeep - no saws, used the rifles and A LOT of ammo) Who needs a logger when you have the right firearms and enough ammo.

SKS?

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[SwampThing 0]

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ok, we'll need a logger, a civil engineer, and a dentist.

No gynecologist?!

good point .. strike the civil engineer, add the gynecologist!

Ya know.... there was actually this one time that I did help cut a tree in half using firearms. (long story, jeep got stuck on the downed tree, had to cut it in half - the tree, not the jeep - no saws, used the rifles and A LOT of ammo) Who needs a logger when you have the right firearms and enough ammo.

SKS?

No, Maple.

The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!"
The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

[yardhippie 0]

Thats ok. I'll remember that next time your in the ATL.

I'll be there Monday.

I was going to surprise you -

Well you should wait until Tuesday. I'll be home then.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[turtlespeed 212]

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Thats ok. I'll remember that next time your in the ATL.

I'll be there Monday.

I was going to surprise you -

Well you should wait until Tuesday. I'll be home then.

I'll - um still be there - until wednesday

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[lawrocket 3]

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Your mission is to build a dz on Gilligan's island in 30 days or less.

There is no way to even get the Envirornmental Impact Report done in that time.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[turtlespeed 212]

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Your mission is to build a dz on Gilligan's island in 30 days or less.

There is no way to even get the Envirornmental Impact Report done in that time.

It's in the county . . . no permits required.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Hausse 0]

Pfü just give me a couple matches and a Pilot and a good 4 way-team

[happythoughts 0]

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No, Mary Ann and Ginger are not there. There's no chain saws as you arrive by parachute with just the stuff you bring on a night jump.

Just as well, the Professor was such a loser. He could build a car out of palm trees, but couldn't patch the bottom of the stinkin' boat.

Ok, just the regular night jump gear... 2 bottles of tequila, 32 dollars in singles, and a halloween mask.

[kbordson 8]

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You can pick any three commers to be on your team.

Your mission is to build a dz on Gilligan's island in 30 days or less.

If you don't make a skydive in 30 days, you can never jump again.

The otter is fueled up, but it's in the middle of the woods. Who ya gonna call?

OK.. if I have the right team-mates..... why would I want to get off the island. If it's a nice tropical island, you can still base the cliffs by the beautiful waterfall.

Think about it... on Gilligans Island - Gilligan was "trapped" with two cute chicks, why did the professors things keep failing? Was it sabotage? (hmmmmmmm.)

[SwampThing 0]

Ok, just the regular night jump gear... 2 bottles of tequila, 32 dollars in singles, and a halloween mask...

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Survival kit contents check.

In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic;

two boxes of ammunition;

four days' concentrated emergency rations;

one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills;

one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible;

one hundred dollars in rubles;

one hundred dollars in gold;

nine packs of chewing gum;

one issue of prophylactics;

three lipsticks;

three pair of nylon stockings.


Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!"
The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

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[popsjumper 2]

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Hey.. I have two Stihl 031's with 30" bars on em...

Woman - power tools
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My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[chaoskitty 0]

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Spence - for his experience at improvisational dropzone
BillyVance - for his Spanish-Armada bravado to keep a hold on the Eastern front
ChaosKitty - for her "flash the boobies" distraction. a la Phoebe, "Friends." !-800-You-GoGrl!

Oh, and shermanator, "you can't be a dentist, you're an Elf!"

I think you have me confused with McBeth my dear... although I was pretty drunk the past 2 weekends, pretty sure I didn't flash any boobies.

And I can't believe you'd stick me on an island with Spence and Billy! I thought we were friends.. man!

[skymama 35]

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although I was pretty drunk the past 2 weekends, pretty sure I didn't flash any boobies.

I was a little surprised that you might have too! Not that there's anything wrong with it...

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon