masterrig 1 #26 December 21, 2007 QuoteThat was a half-baked reply It's my damned oven timer! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #27 December 21, 2007 Every time I try to think of more doughnut puns, my mind goes blank and my eyes glazeI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #28 December 21, 2007 Quote Every time I try to think of more doughnut puns, my mind goes blank and my eyes glaze It's probably the sprinkles in the eyes! Donut let it get you down! Rise above it!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #29 December 21, 2007 QuoteEvery time I try to think of more doughnut puns, my mind goes blank and my eyes glaze don't you mean your mind is fried, think outside the box and the light will come on, everything will be fresh, you'll come up with some Krisp ideasGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #30 December 21, 2007 Quote Quote Every time I try to think of more doughnut puns, my mind goes blank and my eyes glaze It's probably the sprinkles in the eyes! Donut let it get you down! Rise above it!Chuck He might have squeezed the "long John" too hard and ended up with the cream fulling in his eye.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #31 December 21, 2007 Quote Turtle, did you vote twice??! Turtle failed to mention that I think we should also design his warning label. Any suggestions?? See - I was just on the phone with this friend of mine and she said something about the weather "Sucking Balls" - I had to ask her why that was a bad thing - and that it was not at all bad to receive such an act. She said that it wasn't all that pleasurable to the giver . . . just then her daughter walked in and asked why she was talking about sucking balls.Her daughter then asked," Is that Turtle?"It's not fair - I was framed.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #32 December 21, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Every time I try to think of more doughnut puns, my mind goes blank and my eyes glaze It's probably the sprinkles in the eyes! Donut let it get you down! Rise above it!Chuck He might have squeezed the "long John" too hard and ended up with the cream fulling in his eye. Only you turtle... would cum-up with that one! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #33 December 21, 2007 Quote Quote Turtle, did you vote twice??! Turtle failed to mention that I think we should also design his warning label. Any suggestions?? See - I was just on the phone with this friend of mine and she said something about the weather "Sucking Balls" - I had to ask her why that was a bad thing - and that it was not at all bad to receive such an act. She said that it wasn't all that pleasurable to the giver . . . just then her daughter walked in and asked why she was talking about sucking balls.Her daughter then asked," Is that Turtle?"It's not fair - I was framed. Your reputation precedes you!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #34 December 21, 2007 Turtle and innocent in the same sentence.... yeah, ok... nah, he' an awesome guy, proud to call him friend. Still wouldn't use innocent in any sentence with Turtle tho! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #35 December 21, 2007 Of course Turtlespeed is dangerous: They said it on the news, men you meet on the internet will probably drug you and rape you if you meet them in real life. It has to be true when they said it on the news. And turtles in general are definetely hazardous. Especially when dropped from high places. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #36 December 21, 2007 Quote men you meet on the internet will probably drug you and rape you if you meet them in real life. Sigh. If only there were women like that. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #37 December 21, 2007 Quote Quote Turtle, did you vote twice??! Turtle failed to mention that I think we should also design his warning label. Any suggestions?? See - I was just on the phone with this friend of mine and she said something about the weather "Sucking Balls" - I had to ask her why that was a bad thing - and that it was not at all bad to receive such an act. She said that it wasn't all that pleasurable to the giver . . . just then her daughter walked in and asked why she was talking about sucking balls.Her daughter then asked," Is that Turtle?"It's not fair - I was framed. True to form though isn't it?????DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrFreefall383 0 #38 December 21, 2007 No option for "dangerous as a sex-deprived prison escapee." Truthfully though, if you have to say you're innocent, you're definitely not. I know I'm nowhere near innocent, I know I'm going to hell the moment my last breath leaves my body. I'm not going to deceive myself."If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #39 December 21, 2007 Hazardous - no. A big giant fuckin dickwad fucknugget that deserves my foot shoved up his ass with no lube - yes. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #40 December 21, 2007 Quote A big giant fuckin dickwad fucknugget that deserves my foot shoved up his ass with no lube - yes. Im really starting to like you!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #41 December 21, 2007 Quote Im really starting to like you!!! Yeah it takes a while but then i grow on people....kinda like mold. Wanna have a girlie hug? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrFreefall383 0 #42 December 21, 2007 I don't think it's wise to be comparing oneself to mold."If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #43 December 22, 2007 Quote Quote Im really starting to like you!!! Yeah it takes a while but then i grow on people....kinda like mold. Wanna have a girlie hug? ohhh...pick me...pick me! I always have wanted a sunny sunshine hugDPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 3 #44 December 22, 2007 nah, hes not hazardouse. just because he is not as intellectual as most, doesnt make him hazardous!CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #45 December 22, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Im really starting to like you!!! Yeah it takes a while but then i grow on people....kinda like mold. Wanna have a girlie hug? ohhh...pick me...pick me! I always have wanted a sunny sunshine hug Can I get in the middle?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wontbcaged 0 #46 December 23, 2007 Where is absolutely? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 864 #47 December 23, 2007 Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Im really starting to like you!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah it takes a while but then i grow on people....kinda like mold. Wanna have a girlie hug? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ohhh...pick me...pick me! I always have wanted a sunny sunshine hug -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can I get in the middle? Need a cameraman?I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #48 December 23, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Im really starting to like you!!! Yeah it takes a while but then i grow on people....kinda like mold. Wanna have a girlie hug? ohhh...pick me...pick me! I always have wanted a sunny sunshine hug Can I get in the middle? See, yep, there it is right there! HAZARD. Could be a fun hazard, but still a hazard. TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #49 December 23, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Im really starting to like you!!! Yeah it takes a while but then i grow on people....kinda like mold. Wanna have a girlie hug? ohhh...pick me...pick me! I always have wanted a sunny sunshine hug Can I get in the middle? See, yep, there it is right there! SQUISHY. Could be a fun squishy, but still a squishy. Fixed it. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #50 December 23, 2007 Squishy! Is that interchangeable with "juicy?"TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
