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Is Turtle Hazardous?

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Every time I try to think of more doughnut puns, my mind goes blank and my eyes glaze



don't you mean your mind is fried, think outside the box and the light will come on, everything will be fresh, you'll come up with some Krisp ideas
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Every time I try to think of more doughnut puns, my mind goes blank and my eyes glaze



It's probably the sprinkles in the eyes! Donut let it get you down! Rise above it!:D


Chuck
He might have squeezed the "long John" too hard and ended up with the cream fulling in his eye.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Turtle, did you vote twice??! :P

Turtle failed to mention that I think we should also design his warning label. Any suggestions??



See - I was just on the phone with this friend of mine and she said something about the weather "Sucking Balls" - I had to ask her why that was a bad thing - and that it was not at all bad to receive such an act. She said that it wasn't all that pleasurable to the giver . . . just then her daughter walked in and asked why she was talking about sucking balls.:o

Her daughter then asked," Is that Turtle?":|

It's not fair - I was framed.:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Every time I try to think of more doughnut puns, my mind goes blank and my eyes glaze



It's probably the sprinkles in the eyes! Donut let it get you down! Rise above it!:D


Chuck
He might have squeezed the "long John" too hard and ended up with the cream fulling in his eye.


Only you turtle... would cum-up with that one!


Chuck

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Turtle, did you vote twice??! :P

Turtle failed to mention that I think we should also design his warning label. Any suggestions??



See - I was just on the phone with this friend of mine and she said something about the weather "Sucking Balls" - I had to ask her why that was a bad thing - and that it was not at all bad to receive such an act. She said that it wasn't all that pleasurable to the giver . . . just then her daughter walked in and asked why she was talking about sucking balls.:o

Her daughter then asked," Is that Turtle?":|

It's not fair - I was framed.:D


Your reputation precedes you!:D


Chuck

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Of course Turtlespeed is dangerous:

They said it on the news, men you meet on the internet will probably drug you and rape you if you meet them in real life. It has to be true when they said it on the news.

And turtles in general are definetely hazardous. Especially when dropped from high places.

:D

Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet.

I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

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men you meet on the internet will probably drug you and rape you if you meet them in real life.



Sigh. [:/]

If only there were women like that. :|



:P
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Turtle, did you vote twice??! :P

Turtle failed to mention that I think we should also design his warning label. Any suggestions??



See - I was just on the phone with this friend of mine and she said something about the weather "Sucking Balls" - I had to ask her why that was a bad thing - and that it was not at all bad to receive such an act. She said that it wasn't all that pleasurable to the giver . . . just then her daughter walked in and asked why she was talking about sucking balls.:o

Her daughter then asked," Is that Turtle?":|

It's not fair - I was framed.:D


True to form though isn't it?????
DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

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No option for "dangerous as a sex-deprived prison escapee."

Truthfully though, if you have to say you're innocent, you're definitely not. I know I'm nowhere near innocent, I know I'm going to hell the moment my last breath leaves my body. I'm not going to deceive myself.
"If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche

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Im really starting to like you!!!



Yeah it takes a while but then i grow on people....kinda like mold. :)
Wanna have a girlie hug? :$


ohhh...pick me...pick me! I always have wanted a sunny sunshine hug:P
DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

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Im really starting to like you!!!



Yeah it takes a while but then i grow on people....kinda like mold. :)
Wanna have a girlie hug? :$


ohhh...pick me...pick me! I always have wanted a sunny sunshine hug:P


Can I get in the middle?:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Yeah it takes a while but then i grow on people....kinda like mold.

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ohhh...pick me...pick me! I always have wanted a sunny sunshine hug

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Can I get in the middle?

Need a cameraman?:)
I got nuthin

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Im really starting to like you!!!



Yeah it takes a while but then i grow on people....kinda like mold. :)
Wanna have a girlie hug? :$


ohhh...pick me...pick me! I always have wanted a sunny sunshine hug:P


Can I get in the middle?:)


See, yep, there it is right there! HAZARD. :D Could be a fun hazard, but still a hazard. :)
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Im really starting to like you!!!



Yeah it takes a while but then i grow on people....kinda like mold. :)
Wanna have a girlie hug? :$


ohhh...pick me...pick me! I always have wanted a sunny sunshine hug:P


Can I get in the middle?:)


See, yep, there it is right there! SQUISHY. :D Could be a fun squishy, but still a squishy. :)
Fixed it. :)
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"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
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