sharimcm 0 #26 December 26, 2007 Santa was a jackass this year. I guess I was a really bad girl. Yes, he did bring me one wild night of mind-boggling sex with my cop of choice, but he also brought me another fucking car repair bill. On my way home from my cop's house, my car crapped out... Four hours of wasted time stranded on the side of the road with a dead cell phone, a $65 tow truck bill, and a fucked up car.. No, I think I was on Santa's shit list. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #27 December 26, 2007 The moral of the story, have sex with Santa next time and you will have a ride home. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #28 December 26, 2007 So far, I've gotten 5 days of peace from my roommate and her dogs, a bottle of wine, a plate of Moderator baked cookies, and a text message from Turtle. I'll have Xmas 2, this weekend when my roomie returns and we open the presents under the tree. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #29 December 26, 2007 Doc must love me an awful lot..........He got me an underwater camera set up for our next dive trip in march, some jewelry and Assassin's Creed for the XBOX360 - already spent several hours on that today. Also some books and cds - which are always a good thing. DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #30 December 26, 2007 I had the best christmas EVER.... Most of it didnt involve things under the tree, though I did get some increadibly sweet and sentimental things this year.She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #31 December 26, 2007 Fireflytx and i both got gift certificates for SCUBA certification. We are going to go in the spring and take the classes. I can't wait to start my new hobby when my leg heals up.We also got to spend some time with my mom, who is in town visiting from Mass. Seeing family is always good too. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #32 December 26, 2007 Very good. Socks, books smellys stuff and a Brand New TANDEM Paraglider or and now I've been given permission to go to Switzerland next week SpeedRiding (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #33 December 26, 2007 I got nice clothing, and 200 rounds of 6.5mm Grendel ammo, loaded with Lapua brass, and Nosler Ballistic tips!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #34 December 26, 2007 Santa knew exactly what this girl needed! I had THE BEST christmas ever!! ok it was a nerve testing flight down, but i had 3 fantastic days before christmas. no tree needed-replaced by dancing lights on the bay seen from 19 floors up......no skydives -but well made up for! Thanks baby your hot cant wait to see you again (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #35 December 26, 2007 Quote Yeah, the family got a huge HDTV and I got the entire Planet Earth DVD set. You know where I'm gonna be for the next three days? Right where I was for the last 7 hours. Eating left-overs and watching these. I already have an HDTV, but I got a Blu-Ray player and Blu-Ray copies of "The Departed" and "Planet Earth". We're only 3 episodes into Planet Earth, and it's incredible! Tonight will be "The Departed", but I imagine I'll finish up Planet Earth in the upcoming 4 day weekend. I also got $500, a hat, a nice bottle of wine, some new towels, and got to spend time with my family, my gal, and (tonight) my daughter. Yes, Santa was good to me. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shepp 0 #36 December 26, 2007 I had a seriously awesome Christmas! My parents and sister's fiance bought me an hour of tunnel time in Orlando; my aunt bought me a coaching package to go with it; Sister threw in a pair of Sorz and Surefire Sonic Defenders; My grandparents bought me the 2008 SIM. T-minus $1500 until AFF commences... Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward. Accidents don't just happen. They must be carelessly planned. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #37 December 26, 2007 WOW that rocks!! congrats (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #38 December 26, 2007 Yes. I got to spend time with some great friends. Turtle and GoofyJumper came up to spend the Holiday at my house. Had many others DZ.comers drop in and out on christmas eve and christmas day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #39 December 26, 2007 Quote Yes. I got to spend time with some great friends. Turtle and GoofyJumper came up to spend the Holiday at my house. Had many others DZ.comers drop in and out on christmas eve and christmas day. That was an impressive picture you sent me, albeit remarkably similar to a TEXT MESSAGE! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #40 December 26, 2007 Quote That was an impressive picture you sent me, albeit remarkably similar to a TEXT MESSAGE! Picture messages do NOT require I try to type Letters on a tiny NUMBERS key pad.And as you may have guess by that picture, ANYTHING requiring dexterity of any type just may have been impossible after creating that work of art. We worked very hard for two days to create that display. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #41 December 26, 2007 I lost my grandmother. But I did get some nice things from my husband. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #42 December 26, 2007 sorry to hear that. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #43 December 26, 2007 That sucks, I'm sorry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #44 December 26, 2007 I'm a little traumatized-Santa was OK, but my mom gave my wife a bottle of spray on stripper dust. There's just something not right about that You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #45 December 27, 2007 Yes, Santa was incredibly good to me this year. I don't know what I did to deserve it though. I got a new laptop, an I-pod nano, some board games, the 3rd season of Lost (x2), a cornhole set, some sweaters and socks, an electric knife, a whitewater kayak, AND a handheld Garmin GPS for hiking (and geocaching). Plus some other random stuff. Spence, now I can give back the GPS I've been borrowed indefinitely from you. Plus, I got to spend time with all my family and my wonderful boyfriend. I also got to go to a Bengals game and actually see them win! If that wasn't a Christmas miracle, I don't know what is. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #46 December 27, 2007 Damn, Laura broke the bank. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #47 December 27, 2007 Quote Yes, Santa was incredibly good to me this year. I don't know what I did to deserve it though. I got a new laptop, an I-pod nano, some board games, the 3rd season of Lost (x2), a cornhole set, some sweaters and socks, an electric knife, a whitewater kayak, AND a handheld Garmin GPS for hiking (and geocaching). Plus some other random stuff. Spence, now I can give back the GPS I've been borrowed indefinitely from you. Plus, I got to spend time with all my family and my wonderful boyfriend. I also got to go to a Bengals game and actually see them win! If that wasn't a Christmas miracle, I don't know what is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Para-cutie 0 #48 December 27, 2007 As a student, I’m not sure if my “new” parachute from Santa means I was naughty or nice. I am pretty sure the fact that it’s in a tube is not a good sign. But, the couple of lines that I can see are still white. It is better than the training wheels I got last year (My Santa has been known to hand out homework at Halloween) I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle and here's a note from my shrink. He says I'm getting better. Last week I thought I was a toaster oven! -Dot Warner Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #49 December 27, 2007 Christmas was awesome this year. After Christmas Day was over, I worked a bit longer then picked up my son from his dad's house. Had gift-giving and Santa at my house tonight, and I do believe it was my son's happiest Christmas too. It's great when Christmas really does end up being merry. I got some great pottery and a leather flight bag. But that's nothing in comparison to what I walked away with. Peace to y'all~ linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #50 December 27, 2007 Patty bought me a new truck (Ridgeline) and I got her a brand new 5/8" 100 ft waterhose so she can wash it for me.She hasn't spoken to me since 1030am Christmas morning. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
