How to get back at a jerk

[warpedskydiver 0]

A 5.56mm rifle will deflate tires way faster.

[warpedskydiver 0]

The best way to get rid of a jerk is to beat him into a coma, after that just ship him to a nursing home in a country with NHS.

[turtlespeed 212]

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Border's and Barnes & Noble don't have the right inventory. To really get someone, do the above with the most offensive magazines at the local porn shop. When the mark's mailman and family see he's ordered a subscription to "Big & Beefy Gay Bondage", he'll have some 'splainin to do.

Blues,
Dave

Come on Dave, how do you know about "Big and Beefy Gay Bondage Magazine"???

From browsing at Castle looking for just the right subsription for you. No need to thank me now, you can do that after you've gotten your third or fourth issue.

Blues,
Dave

So where did the 2006 issues come from that were in your magazine rack.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[DavidB 0]

Anti seize compound on the back of the door handles. It's slippery like grease, but simple soap & water won't touch the stuff!

I use the stuff on, among other things, car door hinges. Once had a drop of the stuff drip on the cement driveway. 18 months later, IT WAS STILL THERE!

When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

[TowerTopper 0]

While your putting grease under the door handles you have might as well coat some under the windshield wiper blades, they usually don't notice that till they need them and it makes for a good mess.

I put a zip tie around the drive shaft on one asshole supervisors car once, as the shaft spun the tail of the zip tie would hit under the floor board and it makes a sound like everything is about to fly apart. He took it to the dealer and they charged him over a $100 to cut it off, LOL.

Butyl rubber weatherproofing is the best, Google it, you get it at the home center, comes in a paper-backed roll. just cut pieces as wide as the tires and slip a piece under each tire so they run it over, leave paper on so it don't stick on the ground side. The butyl gets stuck in the treads and throws the tires way out of balance, this crap is a bear to remove when it gets warm and gooey and it picks up more rocks making it worse as time rolls.

[freefallfreak 0]

List of things needed:
1. Two M-80's.
2. Two electrically fired model rocket motors.
3. Ten feet of phone wire.
4. Roll of electric tape.
5. Access to jerks vehicle for ten minutes.

Instructions:

Remove tail light lens from rear of vehicle. Splice wire into brake light wires on both sides of vehicle. Connect rocket motors to wires and place M-80 fuses at the rear end of the rocket motors. Tape securely so nothing comes undone. Replace tail light lenses and walk away. When the victim steps on his brake pedal, the electric charge will ignite the rocket motors, in turn, igniting the fuse of the M-80's. Stand back and watch the taillights as they sail away from the victim's vehicle. The look on his/her face will be priceless.

TripleF

"Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

[BillyVance 34]

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List of things needed:
1. Two M-80's.
2. Two electrically fired model rocket motors.
3. Ten feet of phone wire.
4. Roll of electric tape.
5. Access to jerks vehicle for ten minutes.

Instructions:

Remove tail light lens from rear of vehicle. Splice wire into brake light wires on both sides of vehicle. Connect rocket motors to wires and place M-80 fuses at the rear end of the rocket motors. Tape securely so nothing comes undone. Replace tail light lenses and walk away. When the victim steps on his brake pedal, the electric charge will ignite the rocket motors, in turn, igniting the fuse of the M-80's. Stand back and watch the taillights as they sail away from the victim's vehicle. The look on his/her face will be priceless.

TripleF

I like it!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Snowwhite 0]

I saw an ad in a magazine for a little thing called "turn it off", it is a remote control that only turns tvs off. Not on, not changes channels. It's to use in airports and bars when tv's are bothering you. I want to get one to aim at a particular house every so often.

skydiveTaylorville.org
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[BillyVance 34]

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I saw an ad in a magazine for a little thing called "turn it off", it is a remote control that only turns tvs off. Not on, not changes channels. It's to use in airports and bars when tv's are bothering you. I want to get one to aim at a particular house every so often.

I'd like a remote that slams the garage door on the jerk's car as he's backing out of his garage.

Anybody remember the commercial where the dude's asking his aloof wife what this switch does, and he's flipping it on and off? Then it cuts to the mother-in-law in her car looking shocked as the garage door repeatedly slams up and down on her hood!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[hukturn 0]

Now these ideas are easy and I like them. What I want to know is how to just get your "asshole supervisor" fired. Maybe that should be another thread?

[JeffD 0]

Is it below freezing where you are? If so just grab a cup of water and pour it around the door seal on his vehicle. It will leave a bead and freeze his door shut. You can do the same thing with the tires although less effective.

If its hot where/when you do this, grab a piece of bologna and lay a few on the roof of the car. The sun will do nasty stuff to the bologna and I've heard it can eat through paint.

[Snowwhite 0]

I heard of a guy who loaded a super soaker with a caustic chemical, and sprayed the entire side of his nemisis' car with it one night. You'd have to act fast before it ate thru the super soaker tho.

skydiveTaylorville.org
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[warpedskydiver 0]

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List of things needed:
1. Two M-80's.
2. Two electrically fired model rocket motors.
3. Ten feet of phone wire.
4. Roll of electric tape.
5. Access to jerks vehicle for ten minutes.

Instructions:

Remove tail light lens from rear of vehicle. Splice wire into brake light wires on both sides of vehicle. Connect rocket motors to wires and place M-80 fuses at the rear end of the rocket motors. Tape securely so nothing comes undone. Replace tail light lenses and walk away. When the victim steps on his brake pedal, the electric charge will ignite the rocket motors, in turn, igniting the fuse of the M-80's. Stand back and watch the taillights as they sail away from the victim's vehicle. The look on his/her face will be priceless.

TripleF

All you needed was electric matches.