iluvtofly 0 #1 December 30, 2007 There are so many of you out there? How do you do it? I've been on this site for a little more then a year and I've only recently hit 500 posts. Please, educate me with your infinate wisdom. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #2 December 30, 2007 3 posts before showering. 3 during lunch. 5 after dinner and 6-9 to cure insomnia. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #3 December 30, 2007 Post something in every thread, no matter if it has any relevance or not. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #5 December 30, 2007 I've actually posted my boobies on here a couple times already. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #6 December 30, 2007 well....it is easy.... Every time billvance post something reply to it...Your numbers will go up fast. Or just get drunk and post...I vote drunk posting cause those are always fun to read... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #7 December 30, 2007 I've only been guilty of drunk posting once...and I will admit it was quite funny to read the next morning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #8 December 30, 2007 Well then keep doing that. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #9 December 30, 2007 Unfortunately due to my job I don't get many opportunities to drink. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #10 December 30, 2007 While I do not consider myself a PW, here are a few of my observations: Have an opinion about EVERYTHING. Be a professional advice giver. (oh the irony) Claim to know the most about EVERYTHING and share your infinite wisdom with us. Flirt, show your boobs, act slutty, crave the attention. Everytime you have to make ANY decision, you must poll bonfire. MAKE SHIT UP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #11 December 30, 2007 i think being a post whore is more than just post numbers. you have to be able to start a completely useless thread (useless by bonfire standards) and have it go multibple pages. something like this: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3062284;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 December 30, 2007 Get a job where you have nothing to do all day except fuck around on the internet. That's what did it for me. I haven't worked at that job for 3 years now, but damn did it really build up the post numbers back in the day. At my current job i'm too busy to mess around on the internet. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #13 December 30, 2007 I kinda have that going for me. Depends on if I'm working alone or with someone and just how busy it is. It changes from day to day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #14 December 30, 2007 Quote Get a job where you have nothing to do all day except fuck around on the internet. That's what did it for me. I haven't worked at that job for 3 years now, but damn did it really build up the post numbers back in the day. At my current job i'm too busy to mess around on the internet. Aren't you supposed to be busy planning something? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #15 December 30, 2007 arent you single again!? that should give you plenty of time.. or, maybe not then!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 December 30, 2007 Quote Aren't you supposed to be busy planning something? I check expedia daily to see if the price has gone below $300....i can't spend more than $300 on a ticket. I was busy earlier today playing Guitar Hero. That is the most fun game ever!!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #17 December 30, 2007 Quote Quote Aren't you supposed to be busy planning something? I check expedia daily to see if the price has gone below $300....i can't spend more than $300 on a ticket. I was busy earlier today playing Guitar Hero. That is the most fun game ever!!! tsk tsk tsk Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ramon 0 #18 December 30, 2007 Be Safe and stay with us a while.. "Revolution is an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.", Ambrose Bierce. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #19 December 30, 2007 Quote Get a job where you have nothing to do all day except fuck around on the internet. That's what did it for me. I haven't worked at that job for 3 years now, but damn did it really build up the post numbers back in the day. At my current job i'm too busy to mess around on the internet. jtval told me he racked up 15,000 posts in one year when he was stationed in South Korea. There was NOTHING to do over there. I'm currently a stay-at-home dad so my posts have taken off the last couple years. Give me a couple more months to reach the top ten. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #20 December 31, 2007 Quote I'm currently a stay-at-home dad so my posts have taken off the last couple years. Give me a couple more months to reach the top ten. If your wife knew how much free time you had, maybe she would make your honey-do list a little longer. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #21 December 31, 2007 Quit skydiving and start posting! Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #22 December 31, 2007 Well seeing as how I am too poor to be skydiving for a while that just might happen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #23 December 31, 2007 Quote Quote I'm currently a stay-at-home dad so my posts have taken off the last couple years. Give me a couple more months to reach the top ten. If your wife knew how much free time you had, maybe she would make your honey-do list a little longer. True dat! But hell, I still find a way to get things done! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
