skydiver30960 0 #51 January 1, 2008 Quote Quote Finding my soulmate Edited to add: And a MMF threesome am I the only guy who has 1 dick per encounter rule? That dick being mine. "Remember, you aren't having sex with the other guy until you touch balls." I don't remember where I heard that, but it still makes me laugh! Elvisio "prefer FMF as well myself" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,623 #52 January 1, 2008 Quote Quote I'm getting married in February. Yes, I know! What does that have to do with sex? Isn't it usually associated with the cessation of said activity? All joking aside, congratulations. Married guys get a lot more sex than we ever let on. Well, I haven't exactly been deprived for the past 42 years.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #53 January 1, 2008 Quote What unattainable goals have you set for yourself this coming year?? Kill one less Kitten! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #54 January 1, 2008 QuoteI would like to add some new toys I would like to find some of my old favorites. Where in the heck would I have left them?skydiveTaylorville.org [email protected] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #55 January 1, 2008 Quote Quote I would like to add some new toys I would like to find some of my old favorites. Where in the heck would I have left them? Various hotel nightstands? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #56 January 1, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I would like to add some new toys I would like to find some of my old favorites. Where in the heck would I have left them? Various hotel nightstands? I thought I might call some of my old boyfriends. If their wives haven't grown accustomed to the toys, maybe I could get them backskydiveTaylorville.org [email protected] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mickochet 0 #57 January 1, 2008 Hotdog the movie.If you never fall down you aren't trying hard enough. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #58 January 1, 2008 Quote but not nearly as funny as the fact that the professor has found someone who will put up w/ his ass!!! in all seriousness, CONGRATS JOHN!!! Best wishes to you and the bride to be. His woman is a total hottie too. I have no clue how he snagged her, but he's smart for not letting her go. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #59 January 1, 2008 What unattainable goals have you set for yourself this coming year?? Quote I've just got one, I've dated every hot asian in my city except for the one I've been drooling over for 3 years, and as soon as I make her boyfriend dissapear its onI only went through all the other asians in town to work my up to getting the title shot History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #60 January 1, 2008 Quote I've just got one, I've dated every hot asian in my city except for the one I've been drooling over for 3 years, and as soon as I make her boyfriend dissapear its on I only went through all the other asians in town to work my up to getting the title shot You win the award for best goal ever!!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doug925 0 #61 January 2, 2008 That was the a$$hole in that old skiing movie, Hotdog. [Cheesey German accent] ...Uunt, I aad Sunny allll the wayyy arouuund! [Cheesey German accent] "...not on the left side, not on the right side, but right in the middle..." I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sky_girl85 0 #62 January 2, 2008 Has anyone ever tried to have sex While free falling??? Bunnies Suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #63 January 2, 2008 QuoteWhat unattainable goals have you set for yourself this coming year?? When my roommate moves out, I'm going to make that bedroom into a liberator sex room. It will be complete with most of their furniture and other products. I'm sure I can manage to hang a swing as well. Then I'll make sure the closet is stocked with plenty of outfits for the ladies. Now the problem is getting them ladies. hmmmmmmSkymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #64 January 2, 2008 Quote Quote What unattainable goals have you set for yourself this coming year?? When my roommate moves out, I'm going to make that bedroom into a liberator sex room. It will be complete with most of their furniture and other products. I'm sure I can manage to hang a swing as well. Then I'll make sure the closet is stocked with plenty of outfits for the ladies. Now the problem is getting them ladies. hmmmmmm Put a sign in the yard offering FREE Pedicures. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #65 January 2, 2008 Quote Has anyone ever tried to have sex While free falling??? Yes. http://www.milehighclub.com/beyond.html---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #66 January 2, 2008 Quote Quote Quote What unattainable goals have you set for yourself this coming year?? When my roommate moves out, I'm going to make that bedroom into a liberator sex room. It will be complete with most of their furniture and other products. I'm sure I can manage to hang a swing as well. Then I'll make sure the closet is stocked with plenty of outfits for the ladies. Now the problem is getting them ladies. hmmmmmm Put a sign in the yard offering FREE Pedicures. where i live that could back fire seriously!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #67 January 2, 2008 QuoteWhat unattainable goals have you set for yourself this coming year?? 1) Stay out of Sex Threads. 2) Stop being such a Flirt. 3) Keep a much lower profile. 4) Spend less time on fixing other peoples problems and more time fixing my own. 5) Avoid "Sexual Conquests" completely. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #68 January 2, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote What unattainable goals have you set for yourself this coming year?? When my roommate moves out, I'm going to make that bedroom into a liberator sex room. It will be complete with most of their furniture and other products. I'm sure I can manage to hang a swing as well. Then I'll make sure the closet is stocked with plenty of outfits for the ladies. Now the problem is getting them ladies. hmmmmmm Put a sign in the yard offering FREE Pedicures. where i live that could back fire seriously!! Just wear a shirt that says "I have money" women will kill to go home with youHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #69 January 2, 2008 Quote Just wear a shirt that says "I have money" women will kill to go home with you You mean lie? Isn't that wrong?Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #70 January 3, 2008 You mean lie? Isn't that wrong? Quote As long as lying brings you both happiness than it's ok History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #71 January 3, 2008 WOW, i just saw my new conquest and her two friends! Hot SunSo i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
auburnguy 0 #72 January 3, 2008 My sexual conquest for 08.... someone other than palmela handerson. Would prefer alessandra ambrosio but will settle for petra nemcova."If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #73 January 3, 2008 Quote I'm getting married in February. HOORAY!! Congratulations! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #74 January 3, 2008 Quote I'm getting married in February. Congrats! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #75 January 3, 2008 All the Victoria Secret Models and Halle Barrie. Just one mans dream.So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
