happythoughts 0 #26 January 9, 2008 Quote Quote I'm a little leery of people who are that lonely. Maybe you're just damn good lookin'. Yeah... about the time that Nixon was tryin' to draft me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #27 January 9, 2008 I think part of what made it wierd was him asking for a good wine without even the slightest hint as to a direction. I mean even just red/white, sweet/dry, with fish vs. with steak...something! I think Spanada is always a good choice. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #28 January 9, 2008 Quote Quote At this point a rather large store employee came up & stood behind him grinning at me oddly. You're a big guy and can take care of yourself. You didn't need some stock boy helping. I guess the store was onto this guy or something. Oddly enough, I was just sending your hottie wife an email as you posted this. And yes, that's the impression I got of what the employee was doing...the grin was kind of apologetic. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #29 January 9, 2008 I prefer, "As you can see i am only buying two eggs, no need for you to stay for breakfast"So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #30 January 9, 2008 My pasta or yours, baby! Oi! Mama! Dis ain't a banana in my pocket! Excuse me, miss...Could you help me? I wonder what after-event gastronomic delights go well with leather and velvet handcuffs. Would you pass me the Grey Poupon?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #31 January 9, 2008 Just remember -- cucumbers are sensuous, people are sensual. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #32 January 9, 2008 "Yes, Mrs. Wormer." Was that her name in the movie? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #33 January 9, 2008 Animal House...one of the greatest movies ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
huka551 0 #34 January 9, 2008 I think meeting someone in a grocery store is probebly better then meeting someone in a bar. When people go to bars and hook up its for pretty much just 1 thing, and maybe something else will develop after that. Your not likely to meet someone at the Grocery store and jump in to bed with them, nor are you likely to be drunk while buying pasta. Well...only once in a while! LOL Muff Brother 3723 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,116 #35 January 9, 2008 Quote Hey, wanna fuck? No, "I got a nice cucumber here, wanna fuck?" Ya gotta show a little creativity to get the hot ones Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #36 January 9, 2008 makes sense-when my single friends tell me that they can't find a good partner, i always tell them "If you're looking in a dump, all you're gonna find is trash" I could see me scoping the grocery store for a girlfriend-I'd just make sure that 1. She's buying things that require cooking 2. She's getting the big box of detergent-that means she probably owns a washing maching You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #37 January 9, 2008 Quote Quote Hey, wanna fuck? No, "I got a nice cucumber here, wanna fuck?" Ya gotta show a little creativity to get the hot ones Wendy W. so if i come to TZ wnna go grocery shpping with meYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 232 #38 January 9, 2008 From My Blue Heaven with Steve Martin: Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Shaldeen: Why is that? Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Because you could melt all this stuff."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #39 January 9, 2008 I actually have that movie in the dvd right now.... "arugula, it's a veg-a-table." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #40 January 9, 2008 Quote Animal House...one of the greatest movies ever. That and Blues Brothers! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #41 January 10, 2008 Quote The game is always on ;) Women want to be swept off their feet, and if you can do that in a grocery store, the more power for us. Wouldn't that be a great story to tell to your kids one day? "Daddy, how did you pick up 'other daddy'?" "I picked two bottles of wine that he liked, and the next thing I noticed we were naked in the bathtub" haha FIXED! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #42 January 10, 2008 Excuse me miss but youll have to leave the frozen section, you are to hot to be here and you are melting the food! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #43 January 10, 2008 Caddy shack!So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #44 January 10, 2008 Quote Last week, I was picking out coffee when a woman started a discussion on the virtues of the little can of coffee vs the filter/coffee combo. Two aisles over, she stopped to discuss it with me again. I'm a little leery of people who are that lonely. Is that a polite way of saying she didn't meet your standards? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #45 January 10, 2008 Having a box of these in your shopping cart is helpful when trying to meet women in the store "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #46 January 10, 2008 Quote Having a box of these in your shopping cart is helpful when trying to meet women in the store What about when she sues for 'false advertisement'? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #47 January 10, 2008 Quote Quote Last week, I was picking out coffee when a woman started a discussion on the virtues of the little can of coffee vs the filter/coffee combo. Two aisles over, she stopped to discuss it with me again. I'm a little leery of people who are that lonely. Is that a polite way of saying she didn't meet your standards? Nah. I had a woman on a contract a couple of years ago who stalked me. Crazy makes me more nervous than it used to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #48 January 10, 2008 Quote Having a box of these in your shopping cart is helpful when trying to meet women in the store I'm not sure such people pay attention to what is being shopped for. In talking about this, one girl told me she had two guys at a grocery store invite her to a house party...when all she had in her basket was a bag of chocolates and a big box of tampons. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #49 January 10, 2008 Quote Quote Having a box of these in your shopping cart is helpful when trying to meet women in the store I'm not sure such people pay attention to what is being shopped for. In talking about this, one girl told me she had two guys at a grocery store invite her to a house party...when all she had in her basket was a bag of chocolates and a big box of tampons. Blues, Dave "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #50 January 10, 2008 Quote Or maybe it was an undercover 'sting' - wasn't the grocery store on the list of gay meet up places that was posted not so long ago Maybe they mistook him for a Republican Congressman. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
