skydivermom 0 #126 January 4, 2008 Somehow the word Ipecac should be in a category. But then.....there's only one person on here who would fit into that! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #127 January 4, 2008 Quote So I guess I'm just chopped liver? (and you call yourself a stalker...) Best Chopped Liver - Jack Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darktreader 0 #128 January 4, 2008 Cutest gay couple – turtle & jelloj OMG I am SHOCKED! All these years I never knew my own brother.... Its ok guys you can come out of the closet now your secrets out."Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl1 0 #129 January 4, 2008 Brian and I have his and hers broken legs. Does that at least get us an honorable mention for cutest couple? Fly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #130 January 4, 2008 Quote Cutest gay couple – turtle & jelloj OMG I am SHOCKED! All these years I never knew my own brother.... Its ok guys you can come out of the closet now your secrets out. You learn a LOT on dz.com... BTW - I still think it's a nice tie with J and I for thread killers! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #131 January 4, 2008 Ya'll are a cute couple, but I think it would be more "Wobbliest Couple"You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #132 January 4, 2008 Quote Ya'll are a cute couple, but I think it would be more "Wobbliest Couple" And they're well-armed too! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #133 January 4, 2008 Quote Quote Ya'll are a cute couple, but I think it would be more "Wobbliest Couple" And they're well-armed too! Come on, someone shorten one crutch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #134 January 4, 2008 Nah, you're not even close. Wildblue could beat you with one dingleberry tied behind his back. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #135 January 4, 2008 Quote a few changes/additions: Post whore in training – grannyinthesky Most disgusting attachments – billyvance most posts with attachments sent to the recycle bin - billyvance Cutest couple – brains & fireflytx Cutest gay couple – turtle & jelloj Biggest asshole – not allowed to pick anyone cause that would technically be a PA but if I could pick someone it would be Wildblue DZcommers I’d most like to see in a death match – cocheese & squeak Best virtual hugger – jumper03 DZcommer I most wanna meet – lisah best online kisses - LisaH Best stories ever - twardo Cutest post attachements – mike neal Hottest nun – swedishcelt Hot dzcom guy im secretly in love with – diablopilot Most Missed living .commer – Sudsyfist Guy who thinks he’s an asshole but is actually a big sweetie – waltappel DZ.com's most facetious bitch – Sartre best thread killer - upndownshop fucking whore award – sharimcm Susan Lucci award – muenkel Most willing to lick ice cream from my cleavage – Skydemon Most romantic date planner – FFF Hottest gay guy I would love to attempt to make straight – keith Best motivater to stick with working out - Acme Couple i'm most jealous of cause i wanna have love like theirs - jceman & TLML See J doing the happy dance up n down, lol... not sure why cause Im watching everyone leave the thread as I kill it??? And Tanya might be mad at me now too... Oh and how come I have to be ontop of the whore?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #136 January 4, 2008 Quote Oh and how come I have to be ontop of the whore?? Hey, someone else may get their chance to be on top of the whore.. Enjoy it while you can! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #137 January 4, 2008 Quote ... not sure why cause Im watching everyone leave the thread as I kill it??? Your a celb., even Lee said so! So you can't kill threads like I can! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #138 January 4, 2008 Wow, I'm on the list twice. I feel so special. Sunny, get yer butt over here! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #139 January 4, 2008 Quote Wow, I'm on the list twice. I feel so special. I'm special too! Care to share Sunny? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #140 January 4, 2008 Quote Quote Wow, I'm on the list twice. I feel so special. I'm special too! Care to share Sunny? Hmmm Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl1 0 #141 January 4, 2008 Ya'll are a cute couple, but I think it would be more "Wobbliest Couple" I'm not that wobbly! I've only fell down the stairs 3 times!! Quote And they're well-armed too! Come on, someone shorten one crutchOne of Brian's crutch actually got stuck collapsed once and it was pretty funnyFly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #142 January 4, 2008 Quote Ya'll are a cute couple, but I think it would be more "Wobbliest Couple" I'm not that wobbly! I've only fell down the stairs 3 times!! Quote And they're well-armed too! Come on, someone shorten one crutchOne of Brian's crutch actually got stuck collapsed once and it was pretty funnyIt can be funny and it can hurt like hell. When I broke my right ankle and right wrist at the same time it was hell. I had an L bar attached to the crutch so I strapped my right arm to it so I could use them, this was a design from the mfr of crutches. My house had an entry way that you could go straight up the 4 steps as you entered or go left down 4 steps to the downsatirs. Im strapped in going down from upstairs to go outside. Well I leaned too far forward at the second step, right hand straped to the crutch left holding left crutch, had nothing to catch my fall. I turned my face and planted it and my body straight into the door. I felt like the Wild Coyote from the Road Runner, hit the wall and just slid down... so helpless, it really sucked, went out and got drunk so i felt much better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #143 January 4, 2008 Quote Quote It can be funny and it can hurt like hell. When I broke my right ankle and right wrist at the same time it was hell. I had an L bar attached to the crutch so I strapped my right arm to it so I could use them, this was a design from the mfr of crutches. My house had an entry way that you could go straight up the 4 steps as you entered or go left down 4 steps to the downsatirs. Im strapped in going down from upstairs to go outside. Well I leaned too far forward at the second step, right hand straped to the crutch left holding left crutch, had nothing to catch my fall. I turned my face and planted it and my body straight into the door. I felt like the Wild Coyote from the Road Runner, hit the wall and just slid down... so helpless, it really sucked, went out and got drunk so i felt much better. Dude, I'm sorry, but the visual of you sliding down the door had me laughing. Aint it a bitch... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #144 January 4, 2008 Yeah, its why I posted it. I can laugh now.....I tell ya though as I was falling, it was ahh shit this is gonna hurt bap! ugghhh! ahh man that sucked...got crutches under me and out the door I went. from that day forward it was: sit down and slide my happy ass to the bottom step then stand. you should try wiping your ass with two casts, and not being left handed......there laugh at that one you sick puppy. Its amazing what we take for granted as I am sure you know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #145 January 4, 2008 Quote Dude, I'm sorry, but the visual of you sliding down the door had me laughing. Aint it a bitch... So, "Most like a slinky" award?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #146 January 4, 2008 Yep, it's never funny when it really hurts, then you look back years later, and laugh... I had a busted rib a year ago. All I did was stand near the dining table and chairs around it, and something was about to fall off the table, and I instinctively reached down to grab it, driving my ribs into the top of the chair back - crack! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #147 January 4, 2008 Quote Quote Dude, I'm sorry, but the visual of you sliding down the door had me laughing. Aint it a bitch... So, "Most like a slinky" award? Well, like we say, its not the fall its the sudden stop!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #148 January 4, 2008 crack! Like you heard that! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #149 January 4, 2008 Quote Quote Dude, I'm sorry, but the visual of you sliding down the door had me laughing. Aint it a bitch... So, "Most like a slinky" award? Well, he could qualify for the "Wiley E. Coyote Splat Award" His post to the Scary Stories thread in the history forum is a good one! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #150 January 4, 2008 Quote crack! Like you heard that! I don't need to hear it any more than I need to "feel" it! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites