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Cutest gay couple – turtle & jelloj


OMG I am SHOCKED! All these years I never knew my own brother....

Its ok guys you can come out of the closet now your secrets out.
"Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

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Cutest gay couple – turtle & jelloj


OMG I am SHOCKED! All these years I never knew my own brother....

Its ok guys you can come out of the closet now your secrets out.



You learn a LOT on dz.com... :ph34r::ph34r:

BTW - I still think it's a nice tie with J and I for thread killers! :P

Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres.
Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny!

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a few changes/additions:

Post whore in training – grannyinthesky
Most disgusting attachments – billyvance
most posts with attachments sent to the recycle bin - billyvance
Cutest couple – brains & fireflytx
Cutest gay couple – turtle & jelloj
Biggest asshole – not allowed to pick anyone cause that would technically be a PA but if I could pick someone it would be Wildblue
DZcommers I’d most like to see in a death match – cocheese & squeak
Best virtual hugger – jumper03
DZcommer I most wanna meet – lisah
best online kisses - LisaH
Best stories ever - twardo
Cutest post attachements – mike neal
Hottest nun – swedishcelt
Hot dzcom guy im secretly in love with – diablopilot
Most Missed living .commer – Sudsyfist
Guy who thinks he’s an asshole but is actually a big sweetie – waltappel
DZ.com's most facetious bitch – Sartre
best thread killer - upndownshop
fucking whore award – sharimcm
Susan Lucci award – muenkel
Most willing to lick ice cream from my cleavage – Skydemon
Most romantic date planner – FFF
Hottest gay guy I would love to attempt to make straight – keith
Best motivater to stick with working out - Acme
Couple i'm most jealous of cause i wanna have love like theirs - jceman & TLML



See J doing the happy dance up n down, lol... not sure why cause Im watching everyone leave the thread as I kill it???;) And Tanya might be mad at me now too...

Oh and how come I have to be ontop of the whore??:P;):)



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Oh and how come I have to be ontop of the whore??:P;):)



Hey, someone else may get their chance to be on top of the whore.. Enjoy it while you can! ;)

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Ya'll are a cute couple, but I think it would be more "Wobbliest Couple"



:D:D I'm not that wobbly! I've only fell down the stairs 3 times!!>:(:D:D:P
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And they're well-armed too! :ph34r:


:P

Come on, someone shorten one crutch;):P

One of Brian's crutch actually got stuck collapsed once and it was pretty funny:D
Fly like a girl

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Ya'll are a cute couple, but I think it would be more "Wobbliest Couple"



:D:D I'm not that wobbly! I've only fell down the stairs 3 times!!>:(:D:D:P
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And they're well-armed too! :ph34r:


:P

Come on, someone shorten one crutch;):P

One of Brian's crutch actually got stuck collapsed once and it was pretty funny:D
It can be funny and it can hurt like hell. When I broke my right ankle and right wrist at the same time it was hell. I had an L bar attached to the crutch so I strapped my right arm to it so I could use them, this was a design from the mfr of crutches. My house had an entry way that you could go straight up the 4 steps as you entered or go left down 4 steps to the downsatirs. Im strapped in going down from upstairs to go outside. Well I leaned too far forward at the second step, right hand straped to the crutch left holding left crutch, had nothing to catch my fall. I turned my face and planted it and my body straight into the door. I felt like the Wild Coyote from the Road Runner, hit the wall and just slid down... so helpless, it really sucked, went out and got drunk so i felt much better.;):)



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It can be funny and it can hurt like hell. When I broke my right ankle and right wrist at the same time it was hell. I had an L bar attached to the crutch so I strapped my right arm to it so I could use them, this was a design from the mfr of crutches. My house had an entry way that you could go straight up the 4 steps as you entered or go left down 4 steps to the downsatirs. Im strapped in going down from upstairs to go outside. Well I leaned too far forward at the second step, right hand straped to the crutch left holding left crutch, had nothing to catch my fall. I turned my face and planted it and my body straight into the door. I felt like the Wild Coyote from the Road Runner, hit the wall and just slid down... so helpless, it really sucked, went out and got drunk so i felt much better.;):)


Dude, I'm sorry, but the visual of you sliding down the door had me laughing. :D Aint it a bitch... B|
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Yeah, its why I posted it. I can laugh now.....I tell ya though as I was falling, it was ahh shit this is gonna hurt bap! ugghhh! ahh man that sucked...got crutches under me and out the door I went. from that day forward it was: sit down and slide my happy ass to the bottom step then stand.

you should try wiping your ass with two casts, and not being left handed......there laugh at that one you sick puppy. Its amazing what we take for granted as I am sure you know.



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Yep, it's never funny when it really hurts, then you look back years later, and laugh...

I had a busted rib a year ago. All I did was stand near the dining table and chairs around it, and something was about to fall off the table, and I instinctively reached down to grab it, driving my ribs into the top of the chair back - crack! :D

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Dude, I'm sorry, but the visual of you sliding down the door had me laughing. :D Aint it a bitch... B|



So, "Most like a slinky" award?


Well, he could qualify for the "Wiley E. Coyote Splat Award"

His post to the Scary Stories thread in the history forum is a good one! :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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