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Skydiving skills that convert to reallife

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I can now successfully fart at several locations - and noone is the wiser - and someone else always gets blamed.



You're a blamer, not a claimer, eh?:D


Waddn't me.:|


I have incriminating video>:(


Caint


aint no caint


Is so.


nuh uh.:|


Yup.


Nup.


I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I can now successfully fart at several locations - and noone is the wiser - and someone else always gets blamed.



You're a blamer, not a claimer, eh?:D


Waddn't me.:|


I have incriminating video>:(


Caint


aint no caint


Is so.


nuh uh.:|


Yup.


Nup.




Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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I can now successfully fart at several locations - and noone is the wiser - and someone else always gets blamed.



You're a blamer, not a claimer, eh?:D


Waddn't me.:|


I have incriminating video>:(


Caint


aint no caint


Is so.


nuh uh.:|


Yup.


Nup.





Is so!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I can now successfully fart at several locations - and noone is the wiser - and someone else always gets blamed.



You're a blamer, not a claimer, eh?:D


Waddn't me.:|


I have incriminating video>:(


Caint


aint no caint


Is so.


nuh uh.:|


Yup.


Nup.





Is so!


is not.
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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I can now successfully fart at several locations - and noone is the wiser - and someone else always gets blamed.



You're a blamer, not a claimer, eh?:D


Waddn't me.:|


I have incriminating video>:(


Caint


aint no caint


Is so.


nuh uh.:|


Yup.


Nup.





Is so!


is not.



VAN DAMME!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I can now successfully fart at several locations - and noone is the wiser - and someone else always gets blamed.



You're a blamer, not a claimer, eh?:D


Waddn't me.:|


I have incriminating video>:(


Caint


aint no caint


Is so.


nuh uh.:|


Yup.


Nup.





Is so!


is not.



VAN DAMME!


Chuck Norris.:|
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Yup.



Nup.





Is so!


is not.



VAN DAMME!


Chuck Norris.:|


VAN DAMME!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Yup.



Nup.





Is so!


is not.



VAN DAMME!


Chuck Norris.:|


VAN DAMME!


Chuck Norris. Van Damme is gay... and foreign. He's not even a martial artist... he's a dancer... a gay one.:|
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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* My perspective of heights changed radically. The 5m diving board is "low" rather than "damn high" now.

* Once you can stuff a relatively new and huge chute with a spring loaded pilot chute first in a too small bag and next in an only just fitting container, packing for the holidays becomes a cakewalk.
"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

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:)

And there's another one..

I have developed a skill to get incriminating videos/pics about anyone who doesn't skydive (and therefore isn't constantly watching against it)
"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

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Yup.



Nup.





Is so!


is not.



VAN DAMME!


Chuck Norris.:|


VAN DAMME!


BRUCE fucking LEE!!!!

Oh wait... he's dead. :|:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Yup.



Nup.





Is so!


is not.



VAN DAMME!


Chuck Norris.:|


VAN DAMME!


BRUCE fucking LEE!!!!

Oh wait... he's dead. :|:D


Jackie FUCKING Chan! B|;)










The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!"
The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

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Yup.



Nup.





Is so!


is not.



VAN DAMME!


Chuck Norris.:|


VAN DAMME!


BRUCE fucking LEE!!!!

Oh wait... he's dead. :|:D


chuck norris killed him... he sneezed and tried to give chuck norris a cold.
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Yup.



Nup.





Is so!


is not.



VAN DAMME!


Chuck Norris.:|


VAN DAMME!


BRUCE fucking LEE!!!!

Oh wait... he's dead. :|:D


chuck norris killed him... he sneezed and tried to give chuck norris a cold.


That aint how it went down in the movie. :|:P Other way around. ;)
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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