BHawks 0 #1 January 23, 2008 My opinion on living on a island controlled by U.S. FWS. (fish wildlife service) You can't do anything that conflicts with the birds. For example, if you want to fly a kite, well better come up with another idea. Want to play frisbee golf? Ha, fat chance at having that. So, we are surrounded by an ocean. You think one could fish, maybe scuba dive or go surfing eh... can't do those! You're in a National Marine monument now, SCUBA? ha! liability! surf? Well you might hit a seal or a turtle. You're like alright, we got an awesome beach! Beautiful beach. You can only sit on the beach for so long. But oh wait a minute Mr. Monk Seal or Ms Green Sea Turtle comes up shore, well guess what, Beach closed. You want to have a beer on the beach? Ha ha ha...you're funny that is against fish and wildlife service regulations 50 CFR Title 38 sub- paragraph blah blah. Alright, lets play volley ball after work on the beach. Oh, you can't do that, the flood lights disorient the nocturnal birds and here at Midway the wild life comes first, Naturally. You can play volley ball in-doors at the basket ball court, well, last game so and so turned their ankle so you can't do that anymore, it is banned. So you have nothing else to do besides get Krunked. We have noticed your drinking is becoming a problem, if you do not stop we are going to kick you off this island. You take a shit on this island, and at lunch someone asks you, "how did your shit go?" And people around here wonder why we become reclusive alcoholics that would rather sit in our room and watch a movie on a Friday night. My favorite part is when the Fish people get offended, you didn't come to our albatross talk, what you don't like the albatross? Aren't they such majestic creatures? I think you should count albatross with us, it will make have a purpose in life.... Those are my thoughts on this wonderful Tuesday afternoon out in the middle of the Pacific on a (could be) beautiful island, I have 115 days remaining on my "sentence." Happy Trails. Ben Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #2 January 23, 2008 Why were you going to exil? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #3 January 23, 2008 So, how'd your shit go today? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #4 January 23, 2008 Well, there's always self sex! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BHawks 0 #5 January 23, 2008 I had beer shits. But I got banned from beer, so won't be having those for awhile. Is it possible to OD on coffee? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BHawks 0 #6 January 23, 2008 Self Sex...wasn't going to go there...but now that you mention it, well let me put it this way...naaa...still not going there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #7 January 23, 2008 QuoteIs it possible to OD on coffee? Kinda. You can drink so much coffee that you either piss yourself to death or annoy the people around you so much that they put you out of their misery. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #8 January 23, 2008 QuoteSelf Sex...wasn't going to go there...but now that you mention it, well let me put it this way...naaa...still not going there. cough < bullshit> cough.....I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BHawks 0 #9 January 23, 2008 Oh my favorite saying. "I am with the Fish and Wildlife service, how can I help you?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 January 23, 2008 QuoteOh my favorite saying. "I am with the Fish and Wildlife service, how can I help you?" "You can help me drag this turtle over to the firepit on the beach tonight and put it into that pot but don't tip over the keg and DO try not to get tangled up in the volleyball net."My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raftman 12 #11 January 23, 2008 yummmmm....albatross! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #12 January 23, 2008 Quoteyummmmm....albatross!Taste like chicken! ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #13 January 23, 2008 QuoteQuoteyummmmm....albatross!Taste like chicken! I think God was tired at 2345 on the first ever Saturday, and said "Ah, fuckit--all the rest of you critters--you all taste like chicken. I'm tired. I'm gonna rest now."Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #14 January 23, 2008 Quoteyummmmm....albatross! What flavour? ALBATROSS Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #15 January 23, 2008 Quote I had beer shits. But I got banned from beer, so won't be having those for awhile. Wait a minute... I think there's a picture of you in another thread on the board right now... Elvisio "THAT'S a crime against nature" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raftman 12 #16 January 23, 2008 They're tough birds, ya gotta marinade them awhile. I like sesame/ginger sauce the best. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
