BillyVance 34 #51 January 30, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I finally achieved my dream of being in Walt's tub. Just so i didn't get lonely, Walt and Shari joined me in there. For a long time I've had a dream of walking into a biker bar and loudly screaming, "Who's the piece-of-shit pussy who parked that black piece-of-shit Harley out front?!!!! Move it out of the fucking way so I can park my fuckin' Honda!!!!!". Walt http://youtube.com/watch?v=RZZEJgSkPmQ I liked the scene in Smokey and the Bandit where Jerry Reed got beat up and thrown out of the biker bar next to the gas station, then gets in his truck, sees the row of hogs standing there, and with a devilish smile, proceeds to run them all over with his 18 wheeler! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #52 January 30, 2008 Quote clickyKinda tasteless, so keep the sound low if you are at work! Walt So what did the dude in the helmet scream before he ran off with the blacks in hot pursuit?"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #53 January 30, 2008 Quote Nope, but he did pay our admission to the ship museum which was waaaay cool. Yes, he saw boobies...saw boobies pressed against boobies... It was a good time!! Now who wants me to come visit them next? i'm having fun on my little adventures. Come visit me next. I miss your boobies against mine while straddling a cannon! We so should have been kicked out of that museum! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #54 January 30, 2008 What, are you fuckin deaf???? BASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #55 January 30, 2008 Quote What, are you fuckin deaf???? [Dave's voice] YES, I'M FUCKING DEAF!! [Dave's voice] Bonus if you get the Dave's voice reference. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #56 January 30, 2008 Quote Quote What, are you fuckin deaf???? [Dave's voice] YES, I'M FUCKING DEAF!! [Dave's voice] Bonus if you get the Dave's voice reference. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #57 January 30, 2008 You'd probably like Wild Hogs then too. More biker mayhem. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #58 January 30, 2008 Quote Quote Quote What, are you fuckin deaf???? [Dave's voice] YES, I'M FUCKING DEAF!! [Dave's voice] Bonus if you get the Dave's voice reference. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman? Reference was from See No Evil, Hear No Evil, that Gene Wilder/Richard Pryor comedy. RP: Are you fucking deaf? GW: YES, I'm fucking deaf! Detective: Did you see a woman? GW: what? Detective: Did you see a woman? GW: I'm deaf Detective: Did... you... see... a... woman??? GW: Yes... I... did... see... a... woman. Detective to RP: Why is he talking like that? RP: Beeeecause... he's... deaf... not.... stoooopid! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #59 January 31, 2008 Quote I finally achieved my dream of being in Walt's tub. Just so i didn't get lonely, Walt and Shari joined me in there. Ya could make a nasty video...call it two girls and one Walt. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #60 January 31, 2008 Quote Ya could make a nasty video...call it two girls and one Walt how do you know we didn't?? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #61 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote Ya could make a nasty video...call it two girls and one Walt how do you know we didn't?? In know Walt......T O O ~ S H Y ! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #62 January 31, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aale2xg00I0&feature=related I found it! DAMN GIRL?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #63 January 31, 2008 Quote http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aale2xg00I0&feature=related I found it! DAMN GIRL?! Huh? Good thing I figured out what was going on early and just skipped through every 30 - 45 seconds and then I get to mid-video and see a picture and some laughing. I'm sorely disappointed in you! I suppose sunny is going to tell me never expect better from you, just like Walt! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #64 January 31, 2008 Quote I suppose sunny is going to tell me never expect better from you, just like Walt! it's turtle you can't expect anything from... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #65 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote I suppose sunny is going to tell me never expect better from you, just like Walt! it's turtle you can't expect anything from... Had to be one or the other off the top of my head. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
