waltappel 1 #26 February 1, 2008 Quote I was wanting so BADLY to ask Walt that question.. Oh, but you're just too nice of a human being to ask? Yeah, uh huh.Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #27 February 1, 2008 Quote Ah a pre-emptive hit. Can you call dibs on a widow before she is a widow? Umm - actually - yeah.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #28 February 1, 2008 Quote Does hugging the stiff earn ya any points with the widow? ..I'm just sayin' Damn. Hug one corpse and ya' get labelled for life. The corpse I hugged (Dave) was not married but I'm pretty sure that I scored *zero* points with his sister who was there and saw the casket slide. Walt It got you *zero* points from me... It did however make for a great story to tell my co-workers, other jumpers, random strangers, etc. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #29 February 1, 2008 QuoteHow long should you wait? Answer: It depends on her. There is no standard "best" length of time. Some women may be ready in a few months. Others a few years. Still others, never. Be her friend. Be a gentleman. See what develops. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #30 February 1, 2008 Quote Be her friend. Be a gentleman. See what develops. Ohhhh... Nooooo... falling into the dreaded "friends" zone with a woman you want to score with, newly widow'ed or otherwise, is generally a sure-fire way to NEVER score with her. Anyway, tacky, but I've seen the girlfriends of dead skydivers hit by still living skydivers before the stiff was in the ground or before their ash dive had yet to take place... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 232 #31 February 1, 2008 Hell, offer to carry the coffin. That's just good groundwork."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itllclear 1 #32 February 2, 2008 Heck -- a girlfriend once told me that she was on the ground when I had a malfunction and guys were asking her out before I got to the ground. Due to a good PLF and soft desert, they had to get back in line for their turn."Harry, why did you land all the way out there? Nobody else landed out there." "Your statement answered your question." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #33 February 2, 2008 You know how it goes. He who hesitates...winds up having solo sex. Tandem I's and Vidiots know this well.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #34 February 2, 2008 Quote Heck -- a girlfriend once told me that she was on the ground when I had a malfunction and guys were asking her out before I got to the ground. Due to a good PLF and soft desert, they had to get back in line for their turn. I've had plenty of guys make offers to my GF to pack malfunctions for me! Fuckers.Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #35 February 2, 2008 Quote Tacky question at best and if you don't know the answer, a poll is not going to help you. If you are serious and you are not sure, the answer is not yet! You're not from around here are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
danornan 64 #36 February 2, 2008 Quote Quote Tacky question at best and if you don't know the answer, a poll is not going to help you. If you are serious and you are not sure, the answer is not yet! You're not from around here are you? Yes, I just find this in poor taste. It is not necessary to be hateful to be funny.Dano Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #37 February 2, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Tacky question at best and if you don't know the answer, a poll is not going to help you. If you are serious and you are not sure, the answer is not yet! You're not from around here are you? Yes, I just find this in poor taste. It is not necessary to be hateful to be funny. I don't see anything hateful about the OP ,unless there was an underlying reason for it that I don't know about. Topics in the bonfire are usually sick and twisted. This is far from the worst I have seen. And for all of you fuckers that think there is hope, Turtle is already in the front of the line if anything happens to me. So if anything happens to me Turtle is the most likely suspect. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #38 February 2, 2008 QuoteHow long should you wait? Probably until your trial is over. ( I thought you were going to ask "should you hide the body?")My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
packerboy 3 #39 February 2, 2008 Slip a note in the dead dudes hand that tells her to go out with you and then ask her what that envelope was that he was clutching so preciously... -------------------------------------------------- In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. ~ Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #40 February 2, 2008 So if anything happens to me Turtle is the most likely suspect. Quote So all #2 in line has to do is whack Turtle...and so on. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #41 February 2, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Tacky question at best and if you don't know the answer, a poll is not going to help you. If you are serious and you are not sure, the answer is not yet! You're not from around here are you? Yes, I just find this in poor taste. It is not necessary to be hateful to be funny. responses like ^^^this only make jokes like these all the funnier...____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
danornan 64 #42 February 2, 2008 One of these days you'll see that there is a little truth in every joke and that they are not all funny. Some hit close to home and can even touch your skydiving friends. You can't un-ring a bell. Just because you say you were joking after you hurt someone doesn't eliminate the pain.Dano Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #43 February 3, 2008 one of these days you will realize there are two responses to every bad situation.. laugh or cry.. i chose to laugh... everything is funny if you have the proper perspective on it.____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #44 February 3, 2008 Hey there zenister. Long time no see. Hope all is well with you...and watch out for me. I'll fight you to hit on a hot widow. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #45 February 3, 2008 oh i'll gladly step aside for you Sunny... and politely ask to fly camera..oh yea happy belated orbit day!!! ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #46 February 3, 2008 Quote Quote Be her friend. Be a gentleman. See what develops. Ohhhh... Nooooo... falling into the dreaded "friends" zone with a woman you want to score with, newly widow'ed or otherwise, is generally a sure-fire way to NEVER score with her. Anyway, tacky, but I've seen the girlfriends of dead skydivers hit by still living skydivers before the stiff was in the ground or before their ash dive had yet to take place... true for the most part when you become "Friends" you only get stuck as an AFC, however that may be remied with a lot and a lot of alcohol.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #47 February 3, 2008 "First ghoul to the crater", and all that.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #48 February 3, 2008 Quote And for all of you fuckers that think there is hope, Turtle is already in the front of the line if anything happens to me. So if anything happens to me Turtle is the most likely suspect. SUSPECT? Waddn't me. Can I have the RV too?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #49 February 3, 2008 You'll have to drive it for her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #50 February 3, 2008 QuoteYou'll have to drive it for her. At 85 and a Heineken in hand?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
