ACMESkydiver 0 #1 February 5, 2008 11 year old girl states her position: QuoteEven rich people have problems because; sometimes when people get sick or they have cancer money can’t buy cure health, money cane buy medications and good insurance but, not cure health. Money can also bring laziness, and that leads to gaining wait. Sometimes people get a little greedy, and that leads to arguments. Sometimes that ends up to big problems like divorce, then something bad happens at work, lose job get bankrupt. There are lots of other problems that rich people have; there are lots of poor and average people that have problems to. So I think everybody has a best chance at life same as rich people, except for cannibals. Ok I understand where every part to this came from...she's watching our extended family go through each of these things. Except for the last line. I have NO freaking clue where that came from. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #2 February 5, 2008 Cannibalism bad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #3 February 5, 2008 Depends on which side of it you're on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
novacaine 0 #4 February 5, 2008 Two Cannibals are eating a clown. The first cannibal turns to the second canibal and says "Does this taste FUNNY!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #5 February 5, 2008 Quote 11 year old girl states her position: Quote Even rich people have problems because; sometimes when people get sick or they have cancer money can’t buy cure health, money cane buy medications and good insurance but, not cure health. Money can also bring laziness, and that leads to gaining wait. Sometimes people get a little greedy, and that leads to arguments. Sometimes that ends up to big problems like divorce, then something bad happens at work, lose job get bankrupt. There are lots of other problems that rich people have; there are lots of poor and average people that have problems to. So I think everybody has a best chance at life same as rich people, except for cannibals. Ok I understand where every part to this came from...she's watching our extended family go through each of these things. Except for the last line. I have NO freaking clue where that came from. She must have looked in Speakers Corner. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #6 February 5, 2008 Quote Quote 11 year old girl states her position: Quote Even rich people have problems because; sometimes when people get sick or they have cancer money can’t buy cure health, money cane buy medications and good insurance but, not cure health. Money can also bring laziness, and that leads to gaining wait. Sometimes people get a little greedy, and that leads to arguments. Sometimes that ends up to big problems like divorce, then something bad happens at work, lose job get bankrupt. There are lots of other problems that rich people have; there are lots of poor and average people that have problems to. So I think everybody has a best chance at life same as rich people, except for cannibals. Ok I understand where every part to this came from...she's watching our extended family go through each of these things. Except for the last line. I have NO freaking clue where that came from. She must have looked in Speakers Corner. Walt Whatever you're refering to must not be in the thread title...I just peaked in there and I still don't get it.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpoutnow 0 #7 February 5, 2008 Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his friend in the woods?People are crazy. Cuz there's more of 'em. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #8 February 5, 2008 That is TOO CUTE! You need to save that for when she grow up and is rich. (but hopefully NOT a canibal) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #9 February 5, 2008 What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his ass. Why won't cannibals eat divorcees? They're too bitter. Why won't cannibals get blowjobs? Trust issues. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 February 5, 2008 Quote Whatever you're refering to must not be in the thread title...I just peaked in there and I still don't get it. Speakers corner is full of cannibals. They eat their own dead. Well except for not waiting until people are dead, anyway.If the girl looked in Speakers Corner, she could *easily* come to the conclusion that they are a bunch of evil, bad people. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #11 February 5, 2008 Quote What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his ass. Why won't cannibals eat divorcees? They're too bitter. Why won't cannibals get blowjobs? Trust issues. I just about choked when I read the first one!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #12 February 5, 2008 Quote That is TOO CUTE! You need to save that for when she grow up and is rich. (but hopefully NOT a canibal) Yup, saving that along with many, many more 'Jaleesa-isms' from over the years. They make mama happy. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #13 February 5, 2008 Quote Quote Whatever you're refering to must not be in the thread title...I just peaked in there and I still don't get it. Speakers corner is full of cannibals. They eat their own dead. Well except for not waiting until people are dead, anyway.If the girl looked in Speakers Corner, she could *easily* come to the conclusion that they are a bunch of evil, bad people. Walt A-HA!!! Gotcha. Whereas the child seems to have a firm grasp on the world around her, sometimes her mama is a bit slow on the up-take. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MajorDad 0 #14 February 5, 2008 Two ferocious cannibal chiefs sat licking their fingers after a large meal. "Your wife makes a delicious roast," one chief said. "Thanks," his friend said, "I'm gonna miss her!" Major Dad CSPA D-579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #15 February 5, 2008 Quote Quote Quote What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his ass. Why won't cannibals eat divorcees? They're too bitter. Why won't cannibals get blowjobs? Trust issues. I just about choked when I read the first one!Walt I second that My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #16 February 5, 2008 Smart girl. Great mama.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites