ExAFO 0 #1 February 4, 2008 ...give me headaches and make me want to barf!! Seriously, in two of my four classes today, there were people who clearly didn't know what soap and water was. I swear, some people don't know how much they stink. Gave me a throbbing fucking headache and I nearly puked halfway thru Evidence class... Is there any way to let these people know they smell like the urinal in a South American Whorehouse??Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #2 February 4, 2008 Yes...tell em your Kitteh can wash itself. And then ask why they cannot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #3 February 4, 2008 Bring a can of Glade air freshner and spray it when you get in class. If someone complains tell them to either bathe or get used to the air freshner."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #4 February 4, 2008 Tell them that if one of them would take a shower, they could tell just how much the others stink! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #5 February 4, 2008 I went to college with a guy like that. He knew that he stank and he didn't care. I think he might even have thought it was funny. In one class, the smell was so bad that the professor asked everyone to check their shoes to see if they stepped in something and tracked it in. Nope- it was just Sean! He directed a play once and decorated the set with his own clothes. (The main character was a "starving artist" type.....) The stench was so bad- you could smell it in the lobby- that the person in charge of props had no choice but to wash the nasty clothes. He (Sean) was pissed because he thought the odor added "atmosphere" and was part of his "artistic vision"! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #6 February 4, 2008 I used to think that 2 people who didn't shower was the definition of Dirty Sex. Sounds kinda fun - like a weekend camping activity with your SO. What a good way to get to know each other intimately.=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #7 February 4, 2008 I shower once a month, Even if I am clean. .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #8 February 4, 2008 Spray this on them. http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Fart-Spray/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=pd_sbs_gro_title_3 They will want to wash. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #9 February 4, 2008 Hit the light switch in class and have a blanket party for them. Thirty five clunks in the head with some soap on a rope might get the point across. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #10 February 4, 2008 Quote Hit the light switch in class and have a blanket party for them. Thirty five clunks in the head with some soap on a rope might get the point across. I prefer a padlock in a sock.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #11 February 4, 2008 HI STITCH You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #12 February 4, 2008 Quote...give me headaches and make me want to barf!! Seriously, in two of my four classes today, there were people who clearly didn't know what soap and water was. I swear, some people don't know how much they stink. Gave me a throbbing fucking headache and I nearly puked halfway thru Evidence class... Is there any way to let these people know they smell like the urinal in a South American Whorehouse?? Were they of any particular ethnic group? I've heard stories about some ethnicities not bathing often, but I've never eperienced it firsthand and I've been around quite a few different kinds of people. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #13 February 4, 2008 Quote HI STITCH Um, no...Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #14 February 4, 2008 Quote Quote HI STITCH Um, no... I know you are not stitch, i'm just saying HI Stitch, somthing reminded me of himYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #15 February 4, 2008 Two stories... I once worked at a 'botanical garden' company where the people that worked there wanted to be 'closer to nature.' There was one gardener who didn't shower, even after being in the scorching sun all day sweating. A few people approached him about his stench, and then there was me. I finally asked him one afternoon why he didn't bathe. He said he liked it when the dirt built up enough to where he could 'peel' it off. He said the 'new skin' underneath felt really cool. I basically told him he'd have new skin every day if he'd take a shower. My words didn't change anything... Second story... My grandmother doesn't shower. If she does, it's MAYBE once every two weeks. It's disgusting. She smells like piss on a constant basis. She pisses in her pants, and still refuses to clean herself. My parents (who she lives with) are constantly telling her to shower because she smells. But, even when she agrees to it, she was 'caught' going in to the bathroom, turning the shower on, and obviously just sitting in the bathroom, then says she's done. When you check, the towels aren't wet, the soap never moved, etc. Seriously... If I get to the age where I don't want to shower, please off me as quickly as possible. Sorry for your troubles. I know how you feel. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #16 February 4, 2008 QuoteIf I get to the age where I don't want to shower, please off me as quickly as possible. How about next week? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dannydan 0 #17 February 5, 2008 Quote I used to think that 2 people who didn't shower was the definition of Dirty Sex. Sounds kinda fun - like a weekend camping activity with your SO. What a good way to get to know each other intimately. actually you are close to what USE to be considered "perfume" waaaayyy back in the day! "BODY ODOR" was one of the reasons that MALE and FEMALE "hooked uP" in "courting, engagement and ultimately marriage".... WE are STILL somewhat like this today but (obviously) on a much smaller smelling scale!.... Its all good! Have YOU FOLKS ever read some of the ingrediants in your personnel hygine products?? Just may surprise some of you "naturalists/greenies" that cake your bodies in " scented coveruPs"So therefore to herewith let ME be specific in saying that while SOME BO is not all bad, I have my limits and am of good concious of others sensitive or maybe overly sensitive smelling orfices.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #18 February 5, 2008 QuoteQuote...give me headaches and make me want to barf!! Seriously, in two of my four classes today, there were people who clearly didn't know what soap and water was. I swear, some people don't know how much they stink. Gave me a throbbing fucking headache and I nearly puked halfway thru Evidence class... Is there any way to let these people know they smell like the urinal in a South American Whorehouse?? People in general are filthy today. Show up to class without showering, don't wash their hands after going to the toilet, and far too many people today dig into their nose (not full plunge, just rim cleaning) and then proceed to carry on without washing their hands. Our society has lost it's respect for sanitary hygenic behaviour. Time to start teaching the basics again at kindergarten. Also have you noticed that people in general do not bother covering their mouth anymore when they cough or sneeze? My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dannydan 0 #19 February 5, 2008 Quote People in general are filthy today. Show up to class without showering, don't wash their hands after going to the toilet, and far too many people today dig into their nose (not full plunge, just rim cleaning) and then proceed to carry on without washing their hands. Our society has lost it's respect for sanitary hygenic behaviour. Time to start teaching the basics again at kindergarten. Also have you noticed that people in general do not bother covering their mouth anymore when they cough or sneeze? DISGUSTS me to NO end!... I work CLOSELY with 10 other guys. There are a couple that come to mind right away! Sometimes we'll bring in some food and I WILL NOT eat anything if it has to be handled to be gotten to re; bags of chips (reaching in).... I am not a "germaphobic", but we as a society seem to have lost a little in the area of CAREING about what we spread or not!!! I am very concious about "cross contamination".... But then again I am a consciencious muffdiver too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blackout 0 #20 February 5, 2008 well realistically concerning the bathroom hand cleaning discussion. Unless you use a paper towel or perhaps shirt sleeve to open the door, it completely defeats the purpose of washing hands. Some moron touches his dick and then proceeds to touch the door handle it is now contaminated. So despite me washing my hands I now have his dick germs on my hands. DISGUSTING but if one person doesn't do it, it screws up the process for everyone. I for one shower daily and wash my hands before and after using the toilet. This way you avoid getting grease and germs on your frank and beans and then don't spread whatever natural bacteria may be on there to other places. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,120 #21 February 5, 2008 I am with you on that one.... On the other hand, I am convinced that the prevelance of allergies these days is due to the sterile environment people want to grow up and live in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
